Shallow Harry
By: Queen Aekache
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing.just a fish named Cheese.
Chapter One
Harry was a fourth year when it happened. Ron helped him get over it. Well enough suspense, here is the story.~~~
"Ron, why is there no pretty girls around here?" asked Harry.
"There is plenty of girls. Smart, nice, funny-"
"But not pretty! See my point?" Harry was mad. He had one girlfriend and it was Ginny. But she dumped him when he initiated that they have sex.
"Potter! Come here!" called Snape.
"Yes Professor?" Harry was confused. He hadn't done anything wrong.
"I couldn't help but over hear your conversation with Weasley. Come with me," he grabbed Harrys arm and drug him down towards the dungeons.
"Sit down and calm yourself.NOW!" Snape ordered as he reached for ingredients. He had something special in mind for Harry. He grabbed werewolf hairs and put them in a vile of house elf poop.
"Drink this," he ordered.
"Ahh! This tastes like crap!" yelled Harry.
"That's exactly what it is." said Snape with a smirk on his nasty face.
"Umm I gotta go!" and Harry ran off to tell the others what happened.
"Woah mama" muttered Harry as a beautiful Hufflepuff girl walked by. She was extraordinary.
"Creep" she muttered back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ well how did ya like it? This one is gonna be better than the last one and the next story that's in progress right now is called Harry Potter and the Mad.well you have to guess.
Love Always, Queen Aekache
Chapter One
Harry was a fourth year when it happened. Ron helped him get over it. Well enough suspense, here is the story.~~~
"Ron, why is there no pretty girls around here?" asked Harry.
"There is plenty of girls. Smart, nice, funny-"
"But not pretty! See my point?" Harry was mad. He had one girlfriend and it was Ginny. But she dumped him when he initiated that they have sex.
"Potter! Come here!" called Snape.
"Yes Professor?" Harry was confused. He hadn't done anything wrong.
"I couldn't help but over hear your conversation with Weasley. Come with me," he grabbed Harrys arm and drug him down towards the dungeons.
"Sit down and calm yourself.NOW!" Snape ordered as he reached for ingredients. He had something special in mind for Harry. He grabbed werewolf hairs and put them in a vile of house elf poop.
"Drink this," he ordered.
"Ahh! This tastes like crap!" yelled Harry.
"That's exactly what it is." said Snape with a smirk on his nasty face.
"Umm I gotta go!" and Harry ran off to tell the others what happened.
"Woah mama" muttered Harry as a beautiful Hufflepuff girl walked by. She was extraordinary.
"Creep" she muttered back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ well how did ya like it? This one is gonna be better than the last one and the next story that's in progress right now is called Harry Potter and the Mad.well you have to guess.
Love Always, Queen Aekache