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PART ONE: STUPIDITY IS FUN!
[ADHQ: Game room]
Zith: *staring at Molly while she is playing Wild Arms* Are you there now? Molly: No. Zith: Oh. *pauses* How 'bout now? Molly: NO. Zith: Now? Molly: _NO_. Zith:...........................................Now? Molly: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT AT THE TOP OF THE EPITAPH SEA WINDS TOWER! Zith: You didn't have to yell. Molly: I know. ^_^ I'm almost there, just have to climb this ladder and get through the last room. Have a little patience, will ya? Zith: *sigh* Through the magic of video games, I will at least be able to see one version of my beloved Boomerang . . . *The _REAL_ Boomerang falls in, thanks to an Instant Plot Device (TM Chibi- Chan)* Boomerang:.....ow . . . Molly: *Totally oblivious to what's happening* Zith, it's not magic, it's _ELECTRONICS_. Zith: O_o Boomerang: ......where am I? Zith: *Realizing this is _not_ a dream* B-Boomer-chan?!? Boomerang: Oh, hi! Molly: *!!* Wha? * looks at Boomerang* Hey, how'd you get here? Boomerang: Uh . . . *Gavin's voice is heard* Gavin: Kristen, FOR THE LOVE OF . . . WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR!?!? Kristen:*runs into video game room* HIIIIDEEE MEEEEEE! Molly, Boomerang, and Zith: *sweatdrop* Kristen: meep . . . *hides behind Molly just as Gavin walks in* Gavin: *now with silver hair* This stuff had better come out! Kristen: *peeks out from behind Molly's back* Dude, please don't kill me for saying this, but . . . It's, uh, kind of, um . . . Molly: Permanent? *Kristen nods* heh . . . Gavin: ...Zith? *looks around when Zith doesn't answer* Zith? Z-chan? Hey, where'd she go? Molly: In case you hadn't noticed, Boomerang was here too. Gavin: But isn't he dead? Molly: Apparently not. Kristen, please tell me WHY you were trying to . . . *notices Gavin's haircut, clothes, and the fact he is carrying three guns* . . . turn Gav-kun into a certain psychopathic Cocytus member? You forgot the glasses, by the way. Kristen: I know. He wouldn't stay still long enough for me to put them on him. Molly: Oh. But, why try in the first place? Kristen: I thought he would make a good Judecca-sama . . . *Karasu walks in* Karasu:....Gavin, the NFL playoffs are on. Molly: He's busy. Go away. Karasu: Oh, alright. Tell him I'll tell him who wins. Molly: Will do. Gavin: KARASU! SAVE ME FROM THE ETERNAL HORROR THAT IS THE FANGIRL! Karasu:....when did Judecca get here, why hasn't he tried to kill you two yet, and how does he know my name? Kristen: Never you mind. Go away, or we'll throw Jusenkyou spring water on you, Dodo. Karasu: I resent that. *walks away* Gavin: NOOOOO! SAAAAAVVEEEE MEEEEEEE! *gets glasses put on him by Kristen* Kristen: There! *glomps him* You're perfect! ^_^ Molly: *ahem* Off. _NOW_. Kristen: *pout* You're no fun. _______________________________________________________________________ Zith: *over the loudspeaker system she just installed* BEEEEEEEEP. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency, I really wouldn't have time to address the problem, because I would probably be running around screaming. That is how you know it's a real emergency, because I usually don't scream. In fact, I'm just doing this to annoy you. This has been a test of your patience. Thank you. BEEEEEEEEP. Boomerang: Won't they get angry at you? Zith: Naw, they probably weren't even listening. Boomerang: Oh. Did you turn it off after you finished? Zith: Of course I did! Boomerang: Then why are we echoing? Zith:..........*click* _______________________________________________________________________ All: *sweatdrop* Gavin: That . . . was weird. Molly: Knowing this place, it's gonna get a lot weirder . . . _______________________________________________________________________ *click* *sounds of a battle are heard. Occasional shouts of various fire related spells such as "Flare Arrow!" and "Fireball!" are also heard, followed by explosions. When all of that finally calms down, Karasu's voice is heard. * Karasu: That'll teach them to interrupt the NFL playoffs . . . Idiot Metal Demons . . *click* _______________________________________________________________________ Molly: See? I told you . . . Gavin: ...Hey, where's the fangirl? *both look around. Kristen is nowhere to be seen* Gavin: At the rate people are disappearing, I'll be the only one left! Molly: Don't say that! I don't want to disappear! *Kristen is heard laughing at something* Oh good, I won't have to! Gavin: I wonder what she did this time . . . *leaves the room to check while Molly isn't looking* Molly: *looks around* Hey! Don't leave meeeeeee! *runs out of the room*
[ADHQ: Control room] Kristen: *is talking to someone on the view screen* So why don't you come over here? Jesse: Well, even talking to you is cutting into my training... Zack: Jesse, come look at this! Jesse: Zack, are you watching "The Man Show" again? Because if you are, I really, _really_ do not want to see . . . Zack: Fine then. *returns to the television* Kristen: Training? Jesse: Yeah, Yoshi is teaching me how to be a swordsman. Yoshi: *from the Training room* Jesse! Come on and finish talking so we can continue your training! Kristen: Why don't you bring him too, and train here? Jesse: I don't think that you have all the equipment we need. Kristen: *crosses arms* Try me. Jesse: Alright. Um, how about a sophisticated hologram projector? Kristen: A so-what-icated what projector? Ask Z-chan, she knows about that kind of stuff. Jesse: So you don't have it? Kristen: I dunno. Zith's probably built one if anyone else has heard of it, tho'. Jesse: Oh. Alright, do you have a teleporter compatible with the latest version of the Tele-matic corporation's line? Kristen: Zith's teleporter is compatible with anything. She's got the most advanced materials around. Jesse: Do you have a danger room in there anywhere? Kristen: *heavily sarcastic* No, Jesse, none of us watches X-Men, so we have no idea what a danger room is. Jesse: You don't have a danger room? Kristen: *slaps forehead* Five . . . four . . . three . . . two . . . one . . . *exhales slowly* OF COURSE WE HAVE A DANGER ROOM, BAKA! Jesse: Looks like it didn't work . . . Kristen: *Muttering * idiot . . . *Gavin and Molly walk in* Molly: *grumbles* Not him again . . . Jesse: Hey! I heard that! Molly: *evil grin* Would've been wasted if you hadn't, kid. Jesse: I think I see why Black is afraid of you . . . Kristen: Whatever. Ask me another one. Jesse: Ummm, do you have a. . . . Rubber ducky? Kristen: Only if it's not going to be used as a striking target. Jesse: ...Crap. Well, that's all we need. Gavin: Need for what? Kristen: Need for SPEED! ^__^ Molly: Riiiight . . . Jesse: *to Gavin* Need for training. Gavin: Oh.
[ADHQ: Hallway] *Someone's voice is heard just outside of the control room. They are yelling and are obviously extremely angry at whatever they are yelling at. A different voice is heard speaking much more quietly, and seems to be trying to calm the other down. * Voice #one: ALRIGHT, YOU STUPID MACHINE! ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME IN THERE OR NOT!?!? Voice #two: Legato, calm down. It's not like the machine's doing this on purpose. It's just that we don't know the password. Legato: Yes, Master. But still . . . Voice #two: It doesn't matter, anyway. We'll try again later, when we have a better understanding of this . . . fangirl's . . . mind. Legato: Yes, Knives-sama.
[ADHQ: Control room] Jesse: How did they get there? Kristen: Oopsie, I must have "forgot" to send them back after I got slammed into the wall . . . for the fifth time . . . today . . . Molly: Wait a minute, wasn't Midvalley here too? *All sit and think about that for a while. In that span of time, Midvalley sneaks up on Kristen and covers her mouth with his hand. (Author's note: How did he get in? WHO CARES?! LOGIC MEANS NOTHING! NOTHING!)* Kristen: *eyes get wider* MMFFFF! O_o Molly: Kristen, be quiet! We're thinking! *Midvalley rolls his eyes as he drags Kristen out the door and into the hall* Kristen: MMMMMFFFFFFFFF! MMMFF MM MMFFFFFF - *Midvalley thwaps her* Midvalley: *quietly* Shut up! *Kristen bites his hand* OWWWWW! Stupid fangirl! Kristen: *thinking* God, doesn't he ever wash his hands?! Ewewewewewewewew! *new train of thought* What does he want with me? Just because I run this place doesn't mean that I know how to work anything! Z-chan knows about that stuff! I'm just making this up! I really don't know how to operate the teleporter! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
End part one
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PART ONE: STUPIDITY IS FUN!
[ADHQ: Game room]
Zith: *staring at Molly while she is playing Wild Arms* Are you there now? Molly: No. Zith: Oh. *pauses* How 'bout now? Molly: NO. Zith: Now? Molly: _NO_. Zith:...........................................Now? Molly: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT AT THE TOP OF THE EPITAPH SEA WINDS TOWER! Zith: You didn't have to yell. Molly: I know. ^_^ I'm almost there, just have to climb this ladder and get through the last room. Have a little patience, will ya? Zith: *sigh* Through the magic of video games, I will at least be able to see one version of my beloved Boomerang . . . *The _REAL_ Boomerang falls in, thanks to an Instant Plot Device (TM Chibi- Chan)* Boomerang:.....ow . . . Molly: *Totally oblivious to what's happening* Zith, it's not magic, it's _ELECTRONICS_. Zith: O_o Boomerang: ......where am I? Zith: *Realizing this is _not_ a dream* B-Boomer-chan?!? Boomerang: Oh, hi! Molly: *!!* Wha? * looks at Boomerang* Hey, how'd you get here? Boomerang: Uh . . . *Gavin's voice is heard* Gavin: Kristen, FOR THE LOVE OF . . . WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR!?!? Kristen:*runs into video game room* HIIIIDEEE MEEEEEE! Molly, Boomerang, and Zith: *sweatdrop* Kristen: meep . . . *hides behind Molly just as Gavin walks in* Gavin: *now with silver hair* This stuff had better come out! Kristen: *peeks out from behind Molly's back* Dude, please don't kill me for saying this, but . . . It's, uh, kind of, um . . . Molly: Permanent? *Kristen nods* heh . . . Gavin: ...Zith? *looks around when Zith doesn't answer* Zith? Z-chan? Hey, where'd she go? Molly: In case you hadn't noticed, Boomerang was here too. Gavin: But isn't he dead? Molly: Apparently not. Kristen, please tell me WHY you were trying to . . . *notices Gavin's haircut, clothes, and the fact he is carrying three guns* . . . turn Gav-kun into a certain psychopathic Cocytus member? You forgot the glasses, by the way. Kristen: I know. He wouldn't stay still long enough for me to put them on him. Molly: Oh. But, why try in the first place? Kristen: I thought he would make a good Judecca-sama . . . *Karasu walks in* Karasu:....Gavin, the NFL playoffs are on. Molly: He's busy. Go away. Karasu: Oh, alright. Tell him I'll tell him who wins. Molly: Will do. Gavin: KARASU! SAVE ME FROM THE ETERNAL HORROR THAT IS THE FANGIRL! Karasu:....when did Judecca get here, why hasn't he tried to kill you two yet, and how does he know my name? Kristen: Never you mind. Go away, or we'll throw Jusenkyou spring water on you, Dodo. Karasu: I resent that. *walks away* Gavin: NOOOOO! SAAAAAVVEEEE MEEEEEEE! *gets glasses put on him by Kristen* Kristen: There! *glomps him* You're perfect! ^_^ Molly: *ahem* Off. _NOW_. Kristen: *pout* You're no fun. _______________________________________________________________________ Zith: *over the loudspeaker system she just installed* BEEEEEEEEP. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency, I really wouldn't have time to address the problem, because I would probably be running around screaming. That is how you know it's a real emergency, because I usually don't scream. In fact, I'm just doing this to annoy you. This has been a test of your patience. Thank you. BEEEEEEEEP. Boomerang: Won't they get angry at you? Zith: Naw, they probably weren't even listening. Boomerang: Oh. Did you turn it off after you finished? Zith: Of course I did! Boomerang: Then why are we echoing? Zith:..........*click* _______________________________________________________________________ All: *sweatdrop* Gavin: That . . . was weird. Molly: Knowing this place, it's gonna get a lot weirder . . . _______________________________________________________________________ *click* *sounds of a battle are heard. Occasional shouts of various fire related spells such as "Flare Arrow!" and "Fireball!" are also heard, followed by explosions. When all of that finally calms down, Karasu's voice is heard. * Karasu: That'll teach them to interrupt the NFL playoffs . . . Idiot Metal Demons . . *click* _______________________________________________________________________ Molly: See? I told you . . . Gavin: ...Hey, where's the fangirl? *both look around. Kristen is nowhere to be seen* Gavin: At the rate people are disappearing, I'll be the only one left! Molly: Don't say that! I don't want to disappear! *Kristen is heard laughing at something* Oh good, I won't have to! Gavin: I wonder what she did this time . . . *leaves the room to check while Molly isn't looking* Molly: *looks around* Hey! Don't leave meeeeeee! *runs out of the room*
[ADHQ: Control room] Kristen: *is talking to someone on the view screen* So why don't you come over here? Jesse: Well, even talking to you is cutting into my training... Zack: Jesse, come look at this! Jesse: Zack, are you watching "The Man Show" again? Because if you are, I really, _really_ do not want to see . . . Zack: Fine then. *returns to the television* Kristen: Training? Jesse: Yeah, Yoshi is teaching me how to be a swordsman. Yoshi: *from the Training room* Jesse! Come on and finish talking so we can continue your training! Kristen: Why don't you bring him too, and train here? Jesse: I don't think that you have all the equipment we need. Kristen: *crosses arms* Try me. Jesse: Alright. Um, how about a sophisticated hologram projector? Kristen: A so-what-icated what projector? Ask Z-chan, she knows about that kind of stuff. Jesse: So you don't have it? Kristen: I dunno. Zith's probably built one if anyone else has heard of it, tho'. Jesse: Oh. Alright, do you have a teleporter compatible with the latest version of the Tele-matic corporation's line? Kristen: Zith's teleporter is compatible with anything. She's got the most advanced materials around. Jesse: Do you have a danger room in there anywhere? Kristen: *heavily sarcastic* No, Jesse, none of us watches X-Men, so we have no idea what a danger room is. Jesse: You don't have a danger room? Kristen: *slaps forehead* Five . . . four . . . three . . . two . . . one . . . *exhales slowly* OF COURSE WE HAVE A DANGER ROOM, BAKA! Jesse: Looks like it didn't work . . . Kristen: *Muttering * idiot . . . *Gavin and Molly walk in* Molly: *grumbles* Not him again . . . Jesse: Hey! I heard that! Molly: *evil grin* Would've been wasted if you hadn't, kid. Jesse: I think I see why Black is afraid of you . . . Kristen: Whatever. Ask me another one. Jesse: Ummm, do you have a. . . . Rubber ducky? Kristen: Only if it's not going to be used as a striking target. Jesse: ...Crap. Well, that's all we need. Gavin: Need for what? Kristen: Need for SPEED! ^__^ Molly: Riiiight . . . Jesse: *to Gavin* Need for training. Gavin: Oh.
[ADHQ: Hallway] *Someone's voice is heard just outside of the control room. They are yelling and are obviously extremely angry at whatever they are yelling at. A different voice is heard speaking much more quietly, and seems to be trying to calm the other down. * Voice #one: ALRIGHT, YOU STUPID MACHINE! ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME IN THERE OR NOT!?!? Voice #two: Legato, calm down. It's not like the machine's doing this on purpose. It's just that we don't know the password. Legato: Yes, Master. But still . . . Voice #two: It doesn't matter, anyway. We'll try again later, when we have a better understanding of this . . . fangirl's . . . mind. Legato: Yes, Knives-sama.
[ADHQ: Control room] Jesse: How did they get there? Kristen: Oopsie, I must have "forgot" to send them back after I got slammed into the wall . . . for the fifth time . . . today . . . Molly: Wait a minute, wasn't Midvalley here too? *All sit and think about that for a while. In that span of time, Midvalley sneaks up on Kristen and covers her mouth with his hand. (Author's note: How did he get in? WHO CARES?! LOGIC MEANS NOTHING! NOTHING!)* Kristen: *eyes get wider* MMFFFF! O_o Molly: Kristen, be quiet! We're thinking! *Midvalley rolls his eyes as he drags Kristen out the door and into the hall* Kristen: MMMMMFFFFFFFFF! MMMFF MM MMFFFFFF - *Midvalley thwaps her* Midvalley: *quietly* Shut up! *Kristen bites his hand* OWWWWW! Stupid fangirl! Kristen: *thinking* God, doesn't he ever wash his hands?! Ewewewewewewewew! *new train of thought* What does he want with me? Just because I run this place doesn't mean that I know how to work anything! Z-chan knows about that stuff! I'm just making this up! I really don't know how to operate the teleporter! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
End part one
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