Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot, the rabid fan-girl, Pimp Mama and Mikey(healer-san:*psht* she wish's K.I.: QUIET YOU!*wacks with trusty fan girl mallet*)
A/N: Okay this is my first fic. and my first multi-chapter fic. to boot; so if it sucks you know why. This was inspired by a RP conversation between Shihime-chan and I on DA. Afterwards Healer-san volunteered(healer-san: Forced I tell you forced! Someone call the cops! *gets hit in the head by rock*) to be a character ;)
Michelangelo: Shihime-chan
Weird Rabid Fan-Girl: yours truly
Pimp Mama: Me again (it's the nickname healer-san came up with for me XD)
Healer-san: healer-san
Everyone else comes from the weirdness of my adolescent mind
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A look of dread quickly found its way onto Michelangelo's face when he realized he had been cornered. 'This so can not be happening! Oh crap.' Mikey thought as he met a dead end in the alley. "MIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEY!!!!" came the most terrifying sound known to man and turtle alike; the screech of a rabid fan girl. Mikey stared in shock and horror as a girl came charging down the alley like a bull on crack. 'OH MY GO-' were his thoughts before he was tackled to the ground.
As Mikey was trying to free himself from the clutches of the fan girl he felt her rip off his eye mask. All of a sudden the weight was gone from on top of him as the fan girl ran off into the night laughing maniacally. 'What the Hell? Is there a full moon or something out tonight?!'
He walked out of the alley muttering to himself about full moons and psychos breaking out of the loony bin; too traumatized to hear his impending doom rushing back down the street. Just as he was about to reach the safety of the sewer Mikey was once again tackled to the ground. A girly shriek pierced the night as the fan girl tied Mikey up and dragged him off to her cave. "I JUST WANTED A PIZZA!!!" Mikey screamed as he was dragged off into the night.
K.I.: I'm so so so so sorry for how short this chapter was but I promise the others will be longer! Now, see the little button below? Click and review please! And remember this is my first story EVER so be kind; although constructive criticism is welcomed! Flames will be used to heat my ramen.