*In the Kenshin household place thingy*
Yahiko: * is practing sword fighting * ACK! I hate Kaoru! She is mean and evil! ACK! DIE KAORU! DIE! * starts banging the wooden sword everywhere *
Kaoru: * is cooking dinner * WHAT WAS THAT YAHIKO!
Yahiko: um..... nothing YOU DA BEST ^________________________^
Kaoru: sure... * glares at Yahiko and continues cooking *
Yahiko: evilevilevilevil * continues practicing *
BUZZ! BUZZ!
Yahiko: O.O what was that..
BUZZ! BUZZ!
Yahiko: AHHHH! IT'S A THE ATTACT OF THE EVIL BUZZING THING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh * starts running around in circles*
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running in circles*
....
Yahiko: * stops running and screaming * huh. no buzzing hmm. IM SAFE! ^_______^ * cough * I mean I scared that buzzing thing away with my awesome sword fighting techniques * holds up his wooden sword thingy * yeah.. THAT'S IT! I SCARED IT AWAY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * feels something on his nose * huh... * is scared * what's going on. * gulps and looks down and sees a da da da DUM! *
BUZZ! ^_______________________________________________________________^ a bee.
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHh * 2 hours later * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kaoru: -_-" what is going. * has stopped cooking * -_-"
Meanwhile...
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running around screaming *
Bee: Buzz.. ¿????????????
Kaoru: grrrrrr -_-" * gets out her big wooden spoon thingy and walks outside while waving it around * YAHIKO! QUIT SCREAMING IM TRYING TO COOK!
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running around in circles *
Kaoru: YAHIKO!
Yahiko: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! WE'RE DOOMED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! I TELL YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! * is still running around in circles*
Kaoru: JUST SHUT UP AND STOP RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE A MAD MAN DAMM IT! * is waving her spoon around like a mad women.*
Yahiko: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Kaoru sweared * has stopped running in circles and forgot about the bee *
Kaoru: -_-" Yahiko just shut up and tell me what's going on please?
Yahiko: huh.
Kaoru: Yahiko what is going on?
Yahiko: huh
Kaoru: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr JUST TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON YOU LIL BRAT!!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko: huh. ??????????????
Bee: buzz.
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * starts to run around in circles again -_-" *
Kaoru: O.O what was that
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * keeps running around in circles *
Kaoru: YAHIKO SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHAT THAT BUZZING THING IS!
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh * stops running and screaming for a second * it's a bee AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * continues running and screaming around in circles *
Kaoru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh * starts running around in circles with Yahiko *
Kaoru/Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH * bumps into each other * ow. HEY YOU BUMPED INTO ME!
Yahiko: DID NOT YOU DID!
Kaoru: NO YOU DID!
Yahiko: NO YOU DID!
Kaoru: NO YOU DID!
Yahiko and Kaoru: * starts pulling on each other's ears and hair and it ends up really messy... *
Bee: * flies away * buzz................ * is scared of Yahiko and Kaoru and thinks they are insane * buzz. buzz.
Kenshin: * walks in * Hi guys I'm back and I got TOFU! ^_______________________________________________________^ THAT I DID!
Kaoru/Yahiko: * Are still fighting O.o *
Kenshin: O.O um... guys. What is going on... O.O
Kaoru/Yahiko: * Are still fighting -_-"*
Kenshin: O.O
Bee: buzz. buzz..
Kaoru/Yahiko: * they quit fighting their hair and clothes are all messed up and ect. * I-I-It's THE BEE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHh! * they starts running around in circles again *
Bee: buzz....... ???????????????????????/
Kenshin: Oro O.O * stands there looking confused like an idiot the idiot that he is * I am confused that I Am.
Kaoru/Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * no duh they are still running around in circles MAKING ME DIZZY DO'H -_-" *
Kenshin/Bee: O.O Kenshin/bee: * stare at each other in a long dreamy gaze.. And than some crappy romantic music comes on *
Music: Do you believe in magic when the music is groovy it makes you feel happy like an old time movie * something * * something * * something * Do you believe in magic
Kenshin/Bee: * are about to kiss. *
Music: * stops playing *
Kenshin/Bee: O.O * stops doing their dreamy kissy gaze * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH h * everyone is running around in circles -_-" *
Narrator: Now as you can see the Bee is creating a lot of damage.. Teehe Will the Kenshin gang be able to survive the bee? Will Kenshin beat the bee? Will Kenshin dump Kaoru for the bee? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER CAST MEMBERS!? Will they be in the next chapter? Am I insane? Is the author of this fanfic a really big dumb ass who should be flamed and burned in hell? Teehe Well find out in the next chapter MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * a fly goes in the Narrator's mouth * ACK * couch * ACK * cough * .
Mini Narrator: Um.. Another question is will my daddy be able survive the evil fly that is making him cough and be able to host the next chapter.Or will I have to do it again -_-".. FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ^_^ Um dad. You can stop coughing now you are embarrassing me -__-"
Narrator: ACK * cough *
Mini Narrator: -_-" Whaterever... I'm going to get some icecream * walks out *
Kesnhin/Bee/Kaoru/Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running around in circles *
Narrator: ACK! * cough * ACK *cough *
Mini Narrator: * is sitting in a tree while eating icecream. * ^______________________________^
Yahiko: * is practing sword fighting * ACK! I hate Kaoru! She is mean and evil! ACK! DIE KAORU! DIE! * starts banging the wooden sword everywhere *
Kaoru: * is cooking dinner * WHAT WAS THAT YAHIKO!
Yahiko: um..... nothing YOU DA BEST ^________________________^
Kaoru: sure... * glares at Yahiko and continues cooking *
Yahiko: evilevilevilevil * continues practicing *
BUZZ! BUZZ!
Yahiko: O.O what was that..
BUZZ! BUZZ!
Yahiko: AHHHH! IT'S A THE ATTACT OF THE EVIL BUZZING THING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh * starts running around in circles*
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running in circles*
....
Yahiko: * stops running and screaming * huh. no buzzing hmm. IM SAFE! ^_______^ * cough * I mean I scared that buzzing thing away with my awesome sword fighting techniques * holds up his wooden sword thingy * yeah.. THAT'S IT! I SCARED IT AWAY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * feels something on his nose * huh... * is scared * what's going on. * gulps and looks down and sees a da da da DUM! *
BUZZ! ^_______________________________________________________________^ a bee.
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHh * 2 hours later * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kaoru: -_-" what is going. * has stopped cooking * -_-"
Meanwhile...
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running around screaming *
Bee: Buzz.. ¿????????????
Kaoru: grrrrrr -_-" * gets out her big wooden spoon thingy and walks outside while waving it around * YAHIKO! QUIT SCREAMING IM TRYING TO COOK!
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running around in circles *
Kaoru: YAHIKO!
Yahiko: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! WE'RE DOOMED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! I TELL YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! * is still running around in circles*
Kaoru: JUST SHUT UP AND STOP RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE A MAD MAN DAMM IT! * is waving her spoon around like a mad women.*
Yahiko: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Kaoru sweared * has stopped running in circles and forgot about the bee *
Kaoru: -_-" Yahiko just shut up and tell me what's going on please?
Yahiko: huh.
Kaoru: Yahiko what is going on?
Yahiko: huh
Kaoru: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr JUST TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON YOU LIL BRAT!!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko: huh. ??????????????
Bee: buzz.
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * starts to run around in circles again -_-" *
Kaoru: O.O what was that
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * keeps running around in circles *
Kaoru: YAHIKO SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHAT THAT BUZZING THING IS!
Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh * stops running and screaming for a second * it's a bee AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * continues running and screaming around in circles *
Kaoru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh * starts running around in circles with Yahiko *
Kaoru/Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH * bumps into each other * ow. HEY YOU BUMPED INTO ME!
Yahiko: DID NOT YOU DID!
Kaoru: NO YOU DID!
Yahiko: NO YOU DID!
Kaoru: NO YOU DID!
Yahiko and Kaoru: * starts pulling on each other's ears and hair and it ends up really messy... *
Bee: * flies away * buzz................ * is scared of Yahiko and Kaoru and thinks they are insane * buzz. buzz.
Kenshin: * walks in * Hi guys I'm back and I got TOFU! ^_______________________________________________________^ THAT I DID!
Kaoru/Yahiko: * Are still fighting O.o *
Kenshin: O.O um... guys. What is going on... O.O
Kaoru/Yahiko: * Are still fighting -_-"*
Kenshin: O.O
Bee: buzz. buzz..
Kaoru/Yahiko: * they quit fighting their hair and clothes are all messed up and ect. * I-I-It's THE BEE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHh! * they starts running around in circles again *
Bee: buzz....... ???????????????????????/
Kenshin: Oro O.O * stands there looking confused like an idiot the idiot that he is * I am confused that I Am.
Kaoru/Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * no duh they are still running around in circles MAKING ME DIZZY DO'H -_-" *
Kenshin/Bee: O.O Kenshin/bee: * stare at each other in a long dreamy gaze.. And than some crappy romantic music comes on *
Music: Do you believe in magic when the music is groovy it makes you feel happy like an old time movie * something * * something * * something * Do you believe in magic
Kenshin/Bee: * are about to kiss. *
Music: * stops playing *
Kenshin/Bee: O.O * stops doing their dreamy kissy gaze * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH h * everyone is running around in circles -_-" *
Narrator: Now as you can see the Bee is creating a lot of damage.. Teehe Will the Kenshin gang be able to survive the bee? Will Kenshin beat the bee? Will Kenshin dump Kaoru for the bee? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER CAST MEMBERS!? Will they be in the next chapter? Am I insane? Is the author of this fanfic a really big dumb ass who should be flamed and burned in hell? Teehe Well find out in the next chapter MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * a fly goes in the Narrator's mouth * ACK * couch * ACK * cough * .
Mini Narrator: Um.. Another question is will my daddy be able survive the evil fly that is making him cough and be able to host the next chapter.Or will I have to do it again -_-".. FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ^_^ Um dad. You can stop coughing now you are embarrassing me -__-"
Narrator: ACK * cough *
Mini Narrator: -_-" Whaterever... I'm going to get some icecream * walks out *
Kesnhin/Bee/Kaoru/Yahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * is still running around in circles *
Narrator: ACK! * cough * ACK *cough *
Mini Narrator: * is sitting in a tree while eating icecream. * ^______________________________^