Disclaimer: I do not own any of these things. None. yes. None. There are very many and i own None. Cept for monster game...Not Monster Rancher, Monster Game. And slightly the charecters of Boyz Buzz.
Chapter One
Monster Rancher
One day, a little boy was walking along, across a freshly wet grassy field. Abruptly the boy stopped, for he had reached his destination. He wasn't a very tall boy, and he was only about 10 years old, and he thought he was very smart. He was white skinned, he wore a yellowish-orange cap that is always on backwards, and he wore a backpack with roller-blades tied to it. He had reached a small cave filled with living beings. As he entered, he turned towards a girl and said, " How's it going Holly?" referring to the blue-green stone that she was holding and, somehow, meditating on it.
"Not well." She remarked.
He turned to a 'rock giant' made entirely out of huge boulders that seemed to stick together for no physical reason, that also happened to be his friend, and asked, "Hey Golem, what has Suezo reported so far?"
"Huh?" Golem remarked ignorantly.
"Don't tell me Golem . . . . You forgot to send him out didn't you?" The child named Genki asked.
" . . . . Sorry." Golem said gently.
" That's ok Golem . . I don't think there was really anything out there before anyway. You should send him out now, though." He ordered very softly.
Then the gentle rock monster grabbed another monster whose head formed its entire body, with one leg sticking out of the bottom. He had a quite large mouth stretching from one side of his head to the other, with an extremely large tongue inside it that sometimes dangled out. On the front of his head there was a large eye right smack dab in the middle of his head. The one leg he had was missing any kind of feet, and simply bent so that he could stand on it, and he was also very yellow. After fully picking up this monster that was called Suezo, he crawled out of the cave and after fully standing up he threw Suezo very high into the air with absolutely inhuman strength, accuracy, and a loud grunt. When the monster got high 'enough' it started to use some sort of focusing on it's eye to create some type of telescopic vision. It screamed something inaudible after a couple seconds, and then started to fall. Like always, now that they were all outside the cave but Holly, they all put up their hand in a form of salute in an attempt to block out the sun and see farther. Golem was supposed to put out his hand and catch him, but he did not, and like always the poor, mad little one-eyed monster fell all the way to the ground screaming and hit the ground, the impact digging him deep into the ground. He then came out screaming different profanities.
"You idiots! You could have gotten me killed!" Suezo yelled at them.
"Could have." A large blue and white wolf with two large horns protruding from his head, who seemed to be capable of speech remarked sneering. " But then I'm sure you will be fine no matter how many times you hit the ground so long as you fall on your head."
"My head isnt invincible you know, Tiger!" Suezo yelled madly, calling the wolf named Tiger by name. "And I could get injuries inside my head if my head doesn't break."
" That was what I was talking about. There is nothing to be hurt in the inside."
"OH YEAH! Well my brain is in there you know!" Suezo started screaming.
" Brain? What brain? There is nothing but a large hollow space inside that head. Have you not ever opened your big mouth and looked in a mirror? There is nothing in there but a tongue. Are you saying that your tongue is your brain?" Tiger remarked.
" WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A B-" Suezo started screaming very loudly.
"QUIET!" Genki yelled at them, instantly quieting Suezo. " We have more important things to worry about!" Genki yelled at them, and Tiger just stood there smirking at Suezo.
"Grrr..." Suezo faintly growled and then began to grumble fiercely, making Tiger's smirk only bigger.
"Okay what was that you said again Suezo?" Genki asked.
"I said that i saw an army coming towards us." Suezo answered calmly.
"AN ARMY!" Almost all of them screamed at once.
"Genki! Your the leader! What's the plan!" The girl named Holly yelled at Genki as she came out of the cave.
" . . . RUN!" He screamed, and they all started running in the opposite direction of where Suezo said they were coming from, when suddenly the boy stopped. "Wait a minute, what am I thinking!" he said loudly, causing everyone else to stop and come back to him. "Let's go see who they are! If they're friendly we negotiate, if not, we kick their butts!" Genki yelled as he puts on his roller-blades. Genki and Moochi (a creature that looked like a very large pink biscuit, with arms, eyes, legs, and a mouth, with something like a green shell on its back) ran in the direction Suezo had indicated, while the others just walked.
"Heh heh heh heh!" Genki and moochi laughed and giggled, enjoying running.
"Why does he always do that?" A large brown hare named Hare who also seemed capable of speech, said, more remarking then asking. From the smug way he spoke it was quite obvious that he did quite a lot of talking, possibly because he loved the sound of his own voice or because he simply wanted to annoy others with incessant pestering and jokes. He wore a red hankerchief around his neck, and he seemed somewhat antsy to punch something with his small fists that hid great strength.
"Shut up Hare." Tiger ordered, feeling himself a secondary leader of the team, since he was obviously smarter and more reliable then the rest of the Monsters that formed this group. "He can do what he wants."
"Your not my boss either Tiger, so I can say what I want ." Hare said defiantly, something he stuck too very often.
"Shut up the both of you!" Holly yelled at them, the human girl who really did seem to be the boss.
Tiger didn't mind following orders, but he missed the days when he had been leader, for he once was leader of the 'tigers of the wind', a small group of Tigers who, like him, had great powers to control wind and elements to blast their foes. He knew that the other Monsters he travelled with also had great powers and strength, for they had fought many evil foes since the forming of their team, but Tiger knew, in his heart, that he was the strongest of all of them. His trust with Genki ran deep however, and he did not intend to leave any of them for his own selfish desires to see his old friends reformed into a team again.
"Quit lagging behind!" Hare shot back at Tiger, laughing to himself at his own small victory against Tiger.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG)
Picard, captain of the starship Enterprise, turned to look at Diana Troy, young, good looking, and an alien who could read minds. She was also his on-ship counselor who could not only read minds and sense people in the area mentally, but could also see the emotions and troubles on peoples faces. Picard, who was mostly bald and somewhere in his forties, asked her, " Do you sense a Hostile life form Diana?" Usually he asked her if she sensed anything wrong nearby, although she wasn't supposed to read the minds of the crew, there wasn't anything saying she couldn't read the minds of any strangers and enemies to make sure there wasn't anyone around who wanted to hurt them. Although he only asked her, as captain of the ship, his questions were truly orders that had to be followed.
" . . . No." Diana stated after a few seconds.
"O' Brien! Get me a transporter team ready! I want Riker second in command of the ship, Data our humanoid robot science officer, Mr. La Forge the main engineer, Dr. Crusher, Lt. Commander Worf the security officer, Westley Crush-" Picard started.
" Westley Crusher is at Space Station DS9 Sir." O'Brien, the guy who worked the transporter, as well as being a secondary engineer, interrupted.
Picard looked at him a second, and then continued with " Like i was saying Lt. Commander Worf, Counselor Troy, and-" Picard started again.
"Q." A voice interrupted, which immediatly informed Picard of Q's presence on the Bridge. Q was an odd lifeform, someone who seemed be all powerful, yet somewhat interested in the oddites of humanity. Picard was one of his favorite humans, and he annoyed and bothered poor Picard on many occasions. The last thing Picard would want to do would be to run into Q and play another one of his little games, or just have to stand there and deal with the annoying neigh-all powerful child-like god-entity.
"Q!" Picard jumped angry at the mere possibility of him being there.
" Q? You want Q on the away team to!" O'Brien asked very confused, not hearing the voice and knowing Picard's dislike for the man.
" What, what? All I did is finish the sentence for you and you yell at me!. Jeez . . . Just try to do something nice and they yell at you! Hmph! Darn humans!" The voice of Q continued, but Picard assumed he just must've been imagining it, for Q was nowhere to be seen.
". . . I shall be there as well . . ." Picard said under his breath, finishing his sentence, while hoping he was simply tired and his brain was playing tricks on him." Let's Go. Ignore my last statement about Q." Picard ordered.
"Yes Sir!" O'Brien pondered what happened, yet still followed orders, and then the away team clambered into the Turbo-lift which was something like the on-board elevator, when the team suddenly included Q.
"What the bloody-" Picard started, wondering how Q was also squishing in the room with them, but at that instant Q began to snap his fingers and Picard yelled "Wait Q!"
For Picard knew that whenever Q left, he would always snap his fingers and simply appear wherever he wanted to be, and bring with whoever he wanted.Obviously Q had no intention of waiting on the elevator.
"What? Q!?" Nearly everyone there yelled, suddenly surprised at the seemingly magical appearance of Q standing there with their away team.
" For what?" Q said impatiently responding to Picard.
" We will not be 'flashed' around, so let's just use the transporter!" Picard said referring to the bright flash of light that would always accompany Q suddenly appearing somewhere else.
"Oh fine." Q reluctantly complied, patient enough to wait on the usual human transportation methods, for now.
"Good." Picard said, happy with himself at not being forced to be put through the embarrassment of relying on Q for anything
Just as the Turbo-lift doors shut, Picard remembered that he forgot to say who had the Bridge.
AN: Picard is a very out of character when he names off the descriptions of each of the characters, but it helps for people who haven't seen the show to understand whats going on. Data tries all he can to be more human than any of them, referring to him as a robot like that would never be said cause it would most likely upset him. Plus they are all pretty good friends, rank and position isn't often referred too. go to you youtube and search for star trek tng or monster rancher if you still want to know more about what they look like.