A/N: Alright! Oneshot 2! This is for the more, uh…mature readers out there…lol. Not really, but…yeah.
Don't blame me…my lunch table friend have poisoned my mind…XD
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Disclaimer: Don't own anything! =D
Henry sat at the airport waiting for Natalie to get off her plane. It was fall break and she was on her way home from Yale. She had asked him earlier to pick her up from the airport, considering that he got home two days before her. Her planed had landed, but they were stuck on the runway because another plane was experiencing difficulties. So he just waited.
"Henry?"
His head darted around as fast as possible. Who was here that he knew? And then he saw it. It was none other than Dan.
What the hell is he doing here? Henry thought to himself, just going with the situation. "Oh. Hey, Mr. Goodman."
Dan smiled and awkwardly embraced the boy. "It's so weird not having you two around anymore."
"Yeah…" It's not weird for me… "So, what are you doing here?"
"Picking up Nat."
Henry just sighed and cursed his luck. "Oh. I…am too…"
"Huh…wonder how that happened?"
"Yeah…"
The two of them just sat down by the gate, waiting for Natalie to get off her plane. It was awkward, the two of them sitting there in completely silence. But as if on cue, his phone vibrated, meaning he got a text and wanted to hug the person who sent it to him, giving him an excuse to not talk to Dan. And it was from Natalie, which made everything better.
Natalie: Hey, baby…sorry this is taking so long…
So without even hesitating, he responded.
Henry: That's ok…hurry, though. I miss you.
Natalie: I miss you too…
Henry: I miss your smile.
Natalie: I miss your arms.
Henry: I miss your mouth.
Natalie: I miss your dick. ;D
Henry uncomfortably looked over to Dan, making sure he wasn't intercepting their conversation. All seemed to be well…so he continued.
Henry: A little racy there, huh? ;D
Natalie: Of course…
Henry: I love it when you talk dirty to me.
Natalie: Then get used to it. That's all you're gonna hear, coming from a sex-deprived college student.
Henry: Great. I know just the cure for that affliction too…If you know what I mean. ;D
"HENRY!"
Oh shit…Henry seemed to be completely out of it, pretty much sexting his girlfriend. But what he didn't know was that Dan had been reading the whole conversation behind his back.
"What exactly do you two think you're doing?"
"Um…" Great… he thought. We're busted… "I…uh…"
"It's just sickening how you can think of my daughter like that!"
"I just…um…"
But before either of them could comprehend it, Natalie's flight got to the gate and she was walking out with her bags happily running towards Henry.
"Hey, babe…long time, no-!" but Dan grabbed onto her arm and pulled her away from Henry. "Dad? What are you…? Oh fuck…HENRY!"
"It wasn't my fault!"
"YES IT WAS!"
"Well, we'll be going now…" Dan tried to say calmly, still grabbing onto Natalie, dragging her off.
"HENRY DAVIS YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!" She yelled to him as she walked away.
"Love you too!" he shouted before falling back into his seat in pure embarrassment.
A/N: Awww…poor Henry…XD
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