No I don't own Zelda, or Rent, or Into the Woods.

Hyrule

Zelda parried all of Link's attacks. Why is he attacking me? What did I do?

He killed Zelda! He killed her! Link thrust his sword at Sheik, not knowing that it was Zelda.

Even though you have killed me, I'll get my revenge, in another life. But to do that, first I must kill the other two wielders of the Triforce. Ganondorf thought as he clutched his fatal wound.

"Link! What did I do?" Zelda asked as she blocked another attack.

"You know what you did, you killed her! The only girl I ever loved. YOU KILLED ZELDA!" Link thundered as he thrust his sword at Zelda's heart.

"Link? But I'm-" She gasped as the sword pierced her chest. "Link," she breathed, "You idiot!" She collapsed to the ground.

"And now you'll die." Link bent down next to her." But first, I want to see your face." He sneered as he pulled off the headdress. When he saw Zelda's face he backed away in surprise. "Ze, Zelda?"

"Yeah, it's me you idiot." Zelda gasped. "Why did you attack?"

"But I thought that you died, I saw you, you were wounded." Link trailed off. "Oh no." He said when he realized the trick. "It was, no Zelda!" He knelt next to her and held her hand. "I'm so sorry! Please! I'm sorry!" He cried, squeezing her hand, tears falling from his face.

"Link, listen." Zelda breathed realizing how little time she had left. "What ever you do, keep living. You don't have enough power or wisdom to reconnect the Triforce. Ganondorf purposely set you out to attack me. He wants to take the Triforce in another life, but to do that, all three of us have to die with in a close period of time. Please, keep living! Or else-" she cried out in pain.

"Zelda, save your strength. We'll go and find a fairy or a potion."

"Link, it's too late. I'm sorry, just keep living."

"How sweet." The great king of evil sneered. "But," he stabbed Link in the back with his sword and the blade hit Zelda's lung. "I need you both dead." He left the sword and walked away, leaving the two alone.

Link tried to pull the sword out, but when he reached for the sword dark magic made him pull his hand back. "Zelda, I'm sorry."

"Link." He leaned close enough to her to kiss her just before they both died.

Present day, Some Random City in Iowa

Damn, not that dream again. Zelda thought as she sat up in her bed.

"Hey Z," A familiar voice was at her door. "Get up if you want me to take you to school."

"All right Luke, just lemme get dressed." She called back still half asleep.

"Hey don't forget, game day."

"Yeah, yeah, wear your Knight's gear for the homecoming game." Zelda pulled on her jeans. "Doesn't mean I will though."

"You have to if you're gona work concessions." Luke pointed out.

"Argh!" Zelda groaned as she buttoned up her favorite shirt. "Don't remind me! I hate all the bottle blondes at concessions!"

"Hey, not all the girls on Freshman Cheer are bottle blondes."

"Your right," She sighted as she opened the door. "One of them is a bottled red head." She pushed past her older brother and went to the area where all their shoes were kept.

"Hey, don't make fun of Anna." Luke crossed his arms and waited for her at the bottom of the stairs, both of their bags at his feet. "Nice socks by the way." He smiled gesturing to her rainbow socks.

"Thanks and what reasons do I have to not make fun of her?" Zelda asked as she picked up her backpack. "Jesus, I swear this thing is getting heavier."

"Come on." Luke rolled his eyes and led her to his car. "Let's just get to school." After a few awkward minutes Luke broke the silence. "So, who are you going to the dance with?"

"No one because I'm not going." Zelda folded her arms and looked out the window, in no mood to talk.

"That's not what Mom said."

"I really couldn't care less what Mom says. I'm not going."

"Tch, what ever." Luke pulled into the student parking and Zelda got out of the car and slammed the door.

"See ya tonight." Zelda waved not looking back as she walked to her locker.

Okay, that went well, so… how do I tell her she's adopted? Luke thought.

"Hey!"

"Win," Zelda sighed as she took her seat next to her best friend Winter. "What did you do to your hair?"

"Like it?" Winter pulled on the now snow white hair. "I bleached it yesterday after lunch."

"So that's why you didn't return." Zelda opened her history notes. "Personally I liked it better the way it was, the black with red tips."

"Che, whatever. Going to the game tonight?"

"I really don't get a choice Winter, I kinda have to go."

"Oh yeah that's right, your brother's the star player of the suck-tastic Knights football team."

"What is my football team?" Mr. Miyamoto entered the room and stood in front of Winter's desk. Miyamoto was the history teacher and the football coach.

"Suck-tastic, look it up, I'm sure you'll find it if you Google it." Winter stared blankly at Miyamoto.

"My. Miyamoto, just ignore her." Zelda sighed. "She's like me, neither of us understand nor do we care about football."

"Both of you will hold your tongues. Now the Civil War was not at all civil."

Zelda began to space out and wondered why third period always took so long. Why is third period so long? Are the gods conspiring against all high school students by making third period the one class that they hate, and then making it extremely long? They've gotta be, they just enjoy this cruel torment. Zelda was so deep in thought she didn't notice when Miyamoto left the room.

"Hello beautiful." A voice as cool as silk jarred her awake.

"What do you want Yukio?" Zelda sighed.

"Want to go to the dance?"

"No." Zelda looked over at Winter, who was asleep and listening to music.

"Why not?"
'Because I'm not going." Yukio put an arm around her shoulders. "Okay, let me rephrase that. There is no way I will go to the dance with you as long as I am alive in this life.'

"Mr. Himegawa, go back to your seat, there will be no wooing of any girls in my class. We have a new student, bla, bla, bla; tell us your name and a bit about yourself."

"Link." His name was barely out of his mouth when Miyamoto interrupted.

"Great, take a seat next to the girl who is sitting next to the freaky chick with white hair."

"Uhm, we both have names Mr. Miyamoto." Zelda was tired of being known as the girl who hung out with the freaky chick.

"Don't care, we've wasted to much-" the bell cut him off. "time. Read up on the history of the Civil War in your text books and answer the questions on page 497, there may be a pop quiz next time and I could really care less that tomorrow is the homecoming dance." Miyamoto sighed as the students collected their things and hurried to their next class.

"Hey Winter, wake up."

"Huh? Can we finally leave the hell-hole that is American History?" Winter asked sleepily. Miyamoto cleared his throat to remind the three lingering students that he was still there.

"Win, come on. You've gota go to the opposite side of the school for English class."

"What did we do?" Winter asked as the two friends walked out of the class. "Oh crap! If I'm late again Ms. Tezuka will kill me! Gota go, bye!" Winter called as she ran to her English class.

"You're late! You're late! You're late!" Zelda called laughing.

"Hey, sorry to bother you, but do you know where the biology room is?" Link asked.

"Huh?" Zelda turned to face Link. "Oh, which one?"

"Uhm, 203."

"Hey, that's my bio room, come on, although, we probably should be running too. It's just as far away." Zelda smiled as she walked to the 200 wing. Under her breath she began to sing Asian Kung Fu Generation's Rewrite in Japanese.

"That's a pretty song."

"Huh?" Zelda blushed. "Actually it's really disturbing. Uhm, it's saying how the he wants to rewrite his life. It fit with the anime though." Link gave her a confused look. "Uhm, have you ever heard of Fullmetal Alchemist?" Link gave her a blank stare. "Okay then, never mind." Zelda turned scarlet as she opened the door to their biology room.

"Welcome, go ahead and take a seat next to Zelda new guy. And just so I don't have to keep calling you new guy, what's your name?" Kondo, the biology teacher asked.

"Link."

"Oh! Just like the video game! Link and Zelda! I hope you -"

Zelda cut him off by saying, "Mr. Kondo, you forget that I'm one of two people in this school who knows what you're talking about, and the other one has no idea who you are."

"Oh! There's another Legend of Zelda fan? I want to meet this fan!"

"He's not a fan, and neither am I." Zelda sighed as she walked to her seat.