Disclaimer: All characters you recognize (such as Fred Weasley) DO NOT BELONG TO ME! Many things in this story are real, like the fact that my school bus is filled with chaos, my school's cafeteria serves curly fries, etc. I changed me and my friend's names. BAHAHA! She looks like a Linda, I apparently look like a Katie, and so I named us this for the story! Woo!
Let the story commence!
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when it says FOB – means fresh off the boat – an immigrant
It was another day of high school. A Monday, nonetheless. And I had a geography test in 1st period. Oh god, life sucks.
The giant yellow school bus pulled up at its stop and I stepped onto a highly familiar sight; papers flying, people yelling, loud music and bubble gum popping. Truly just a common greeting from the freaks at my school. You'd have thought after living o this earth for a decade and a half people would've matured a little eh?
"Hey Katie! Over here, over here!" I turned so fast that my blonde ponytail hit a nearby boy. Oops, my bad. I scanned the bus to see who was calling me. She wasn't really hard to miss, waving enthusiastically like the retard she is. No, I'm just being mean. Linda is awesome, totally BFF.
I was thankful she was there, even though I have no idea why she was, because she never gets up early enough to ride the bus. Whatever, she saved me from sitting alone like a loner like I usually do.
"Hey," I began, wanting to vent off my frustration of what the day was to bring, but she smacked her hand to my face and began talking on her cell phone again. She was speaking chinenglish, her first and foremost language. I waited patiently until she hung up.
"Hey Katie, I was just talking to a friend, she offered to make that ash sex video for us." She stuffed her cell phone (it was crap, like, really really crappy) into her bag and took out her Asian-themed wallet. Everything about Linda was so Asian. Including her purposely FOB hair. (She is Chinese though, so she is actually Asian, but she likes to emphasize it.) She took out a five dollar bill. "Here's the money I owed you."
I took it, who would reject an innocent bill. "Cool, thanks. What are we going to do about the smartie-asses?" We totally have the best conversations. I mean, what beats ash sex and smartie-asses? (A/N: Fun times in science class, totally ignoring the teacher) Before Linda could answer, the bus screeched to a halt and further conversation was pronounced impossible because of the 40 or so adolescents getting off the bus.
When they rushed past me, I got a whiff of a nasty smell. Ugh, does no one use deodorant anymore? "Bye Katie, see you in science!" Linda yelled, as she was dragged away with the mass of bodies. Poor girl, it was nice knowing her.
I walked down the hallway to my locker, going out of my way to avoid the Scarlet Woman aka WHORE Woman aka ex-semi-best-friend aka BOYFRIEND STEALER! Okay, so maybe he wasn't my boyfriend but he had VERY GOOD POTENTIAL! But whatever, so not my point.
I caught a look at my face in the mirror-OMG! Was my mascara running? Did I get emotional thinking of what could've been? Wait... no, that was just marker. Wait, marker? GRAGHHHHHH! It had to be Linda. I shall murder her. Damn her and her stupid markerernesss! Now my face is scarred! Well, not really. But still!
As I was debating how to brutally kill the markerer person, I bumped into someone...
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Bahahaha! Cliffienessssssss! And my other fic, yes I know I haven't updated in a while, but I shall soon! This fic was written by me and fanny-kun who is in my science class, we spend all of our time just writing the story. I have like, 6 pages written out, but I just have to type them up. Which is tedious. But I have to do it. Oh! And 6 pages isn't the entire length of the story. It is still in progress.