Sokka, Gotta Love Him

by MaryendyS iD

This is a story on Sokka's funny quotes, weird things he does, and his girl problems. He's a funny guy.

1. Book 1: Water

Sokka, Gotta Love Him

Chapter 1: Book 1: Water

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Mary: This is a story that Sydney and I brain stormed on and I found the quotes on the show. Both of us love Sokka and his sense of humor. The next chapters will be on Book 2 and 3.

Episode 1:
Sokka: Why is it that every time you play with "magic water" I get soaked?
Katara: It's not "magic", its Water bending and it's—
Sokka: Yeah, yeah, an ancient art, unique to our culture, blah, blah, blah. Look, I'm just saying that if I had weird powers I'd keep my weirdness to myself.

Sokka: Okay, you've gone from weird to freakish Katara.
Katara: You mean I did that?
Sokka: Yeah, congratulations.

Sokka: What is that thing?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: And this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka: Giant light beams, flying bison, air benders, I think I got midnight sun madness. I'm going home, where stuff makes sense.

(Sokka sarcastically)
Sokka: Wow that was truly amazing.

Sokka: You know, last time I checked, HUMANS CAN'T FLY.

Sokka: Great, you're an Air bender, Katara's a Water bender, and together you can waste time all day long.

Sokka: Now men, it's important that you show no fear when you face a Fire bender. In the Water Tribe, we fight to the last man standing. Because without courage, how can we call ourselves men?
(Pause)
Young Boy: I gotta pee.
Sokka: Listen, until your fathers return from the war, they're counting on you to be the men of this tribe! And that means no potty breaks!
Young Boy: But I really gotta go!
Sokka: okay, who else has to go?
(Everyone raises their hands)
(Sokka slaps his forehead)

Episode: 2
Sokka: Fun? We can't fight Fire benders with fun!

Sokka: Alright! Ready our defenses! The Fire Nation could be on our shores any moment now!
Young Boy: But I gotta—
Sokka: And no potty breaks!

(Vibrations cause Sokka's tower to collapse)
Sokka: Oh man!
(Fire Nation ship comes out of the fog)
Sokka: Oh… man.

Aang: Hey Katara. Hey Sokka
Sokka: (Deadpans) Hi… Aang. Thanks for coming.

Katara: We have to go after that ship Sokka. Aang saved our tribe, now we have to save him.
Sokka: Katara I—
Katara: Why can't you realize that he's on our side? If we can't help him no one will. I know you don't like him, but we owe him—
Sokka: Katara! Are you going to talk all day or are you coming with me?

Sokka: Get in. We're going to save your boyfriend.
Katara: He's not my—
Sokka: Whatever.

Gran-Gran: And you my brave warrior — be nice to your sister.
Sokka: Yeah, okay Gran.

Katara: There's no way we're going to catch a warship with a canoe.
(Appa growls and appears from over the hill)
Katara: Appa!
Sokka: You just love taking me out of my comfort zone, don't you?

Sokka: Go, fly, soar.
Katara: Please Appa, we need your help. Aang needs your help.
Sokka: Up, ascend, elevate.
Katara: Sokka doesn't believe you can fly, but I do Appa. Come on, don't you want to save Aang?
Sokka: What was it that kid said? Yee haw? Wahoo? Yip yip?
(Appa finally flies)
Katara: You did it Sokka!
Sokka: He's flying! He's flying! Katara, he's—
(Sokka looks at a smug Katara)
Sokka: I mean, big deal he's flying.

Katara: Did you see what he just did?
Sokka: Now that was some waterbending.

Aang: Hey Katara, hey Sokka, Thanks for coming.
Sokka: Well, I couldn't let you have all the glory.

Sokka: Ha, that's from the Water Tribe!

Katara: Hurry up Sokka!
Sokka: Just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic!

Katara: And Sokka, I'm sure you'll get to knock some Firebender heads on the way.
Sokka: I'd like that. I'd really like that.

Episode: 3
Sokka: Sleep now, temple later.

Sokka: Hey stomach, be quiet alright. I'm trying to find us some food.

Sokka: Hey, who ate all my blubber seal jerky?
Aang: Oh, that was food? I used it to start the campfire last night. Sorry.
Sokka: You what? Oh, no wonder the flame smelled so good.

Sokka: So where do I get something to eat?
Katara: You're lucky enough to be one of the first outsiders to ever visit an Airbender temple and all you can think about is food?
Sokka: I'm just a simple guy with simple needs.

Aang: Aang — seven. Sokka — zero.
Sokka: Making him feel better is putting me in a world of hurt.

Aang: Katara, whoever's in there might help me figure out this Avatar thing.
Sokka: And, whoever's in there might have a medley of delicious cured meats.
(Sokka tries to open it to no avail)
Sokka: I don't suppose you have a key?

Sokka: Statues? That's it? Where's the meat?

Katara: There's no writing. How'd you know his name?
Aang: I'm not sure. I just know it somehow.
Sokka: You just couldn't get any weirder.

Sokka: Firebender. Nobody make a sound.
Katara: You're making a sound!
Sokka: Shhh!

Aang: Lemur!
Sokka: Dinner.
Aang: Don't listen to him, you're going to be my new pet.
Sokka: Not if I get him first!
(Momo runs away as Aang and Sokka give chase)
Aang: Wait, come back!
Sokka: I want to eat you!

Sokka: Hey Aang, you find my dinner yet?
(Sokka finds Aang mourning)
Sokka: Hey Aang, I really wasn't going to eat the lemur.
(Sokka sees the skeleton of monk Gyatso)
Sokka: Oh man. Come on Aang, everything will be alright. Let's get out of here.

Katara: What happened?!
Sokka: He found out Firebenders killed Gyatso.
Katara: Oh no! It's his Avatar spirit. He must of triggered it. I'm going to try and calm him down.
Sokka: Well, do it! Before he blows us off the mountain!

Sokka: Katara and I aren't going to let anything happen to you. Promise.

(Momo brings Sokka fruits)
Aang: Looks like you made a new friend Sokka.
Sokka: Can't talk, must eat.

Episode: 4
Sokka: You have no idea where you're going do you?
Aang: Well… I know it's near water.
Sokka: (Sarcastically) I guess getting close then.

Sokka: Stop bugging her airhead, you need to give girls their space when they're doing their sewing.
Katara: What does me being a girl has to do with sewing?
Sokka: Simple. Girls are better at fixing pants than guys. And guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
Katara: (Sarcastically) All done with your pants. And look what a great job I did.
Sokka: Wait, I was just kidding. I can't wear these. Katara please!

Sokka: Yeah, that was real convincing. Still, hard to argue with a 10–ton magical monster.

Katara: What was that thing?
Aang: I don't know.
Sokka: Well, let's not stick around to find out. Time to hit the road.
(Aang, Katara, and Sokka are ambushed. A fight ensues with the three getting caught)
Aang: Ooph.
Katara: Ooph.
Sokka: Ooph.
Sokka: Or we could stay a while.

Village Elder: You three have some explaining to do.
Suki: And if you don't answer all our questions, we're throwing you back into the water with the Unagi.
Sokka: Show yourselves cowards!
(Sokka's blindfold is removed)
Sokka: Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?
Suki: There were no men. We ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?
Sokka: Wait a second, there's no way a bunch of girls took us down.
Suki: A bunch of girls huh? The Unagi's going to eat well tonight.
Katara: No, don't hurt him. He didn't mean it, my brother's just an idiot sometimes.

Aang: Sokka, what's your problem? Eat!
Sokka: Not hungry.
Aang: But you're always hungry.
Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: They snuck up on me!
Katara: Right… and then they kicked your butt.
Sokka: Sneak attacks don't count! (Grumbling) Tie me up with ropes, I'll show them a thing or two. I'm not scared of any girls, who do they think they are anyway? Mmm, this is tasty.

Sokka: Sorry ladies, didn't mean to interrupt your dance lesson. I was just looking for somewhere to get a little workout.
Suki: Well, you're in the right place.

Suki: Sorry about yesterday. I didn't know you were friends with the Avatar.
Sokka: It's alright. I mean, normally I'd hold a grudge, but seeing as you guys are just a bunch of girls I'll make an exception.
Suki: (Glibly) I should hope so. A big strong man like you? We wouldn't stand a chance.
Sokka: True, but don't feel bad after all I'm the best warrior in my village.
Suki: (Glibly) Wow, best warrior huh? In your whole village? Maybe you'd be kind enough to give us a little demonstration.
Sokka: Oh? Well, I mean… I—
Suki: Come on girls. Wouldn't you like him to show us some moves?
(The girls giggle)
Sokka: Well, if that's what you want I'd be happy to.

Sokka: Alright, you stand over there. Now, this may be a little tough, but try to block me.
(Sokka attacks and is easily blocked by Suki)
Sokka: Ow!
(Sokka staggers back)
Sokka: Uh huh, good. Of course, I was going easy on you.
Suki: Of course.
Sokka: Let's see… if you can handle this!
(Sokka gets tripped up by Suki)
Sokka: Ooph!
(Sokka gets back up)
Sokka: That does it!
(Sokka fights with Suki and gets soundly beaten)
Suki: Anything else you want to teach us?

Sokka: Uh… hey, Suki.
Suki: Hoping for another dance lesson?
Sokka: No, I— well— let me explain.
Suki: Spit it out! What do you want?
(Sokka kneels before Suki)
Sokka: I would be honored if you would teach me.
Suki: Even if I'm a girl?
Sokka: I'm sorry if I insulted you earlier. I was… wrong.
Suki: We normally don't teach outsiders, let alone boys.
Sokka: Please make an exception, I won't let you down.
Suki: Alright, you'll have to follow all of our traditions.
Sokka: Of course.
Suki: And I mean, all of them.

Sokka: Do I really have to wear this? It feels a little… girly.

Suki: It's a warrior's uniform. You should be proud. The silk threads symbolize the brave blood that flows through our veins. The gold insignia represents the honor in the warrior's heart.
Sokka: Bravery and honor.
Aang: Hey Sokka, nice dress.

Suki: You're not going to master it in one day. Even I'm not that good.
Sokka: I think I'm starting to get it.
(Sokka attempts to perform the technique, but fails)
Suki: It's not about strength. Our technique is about using our opponent's force against them. Loosen up. Think of the fan as an extension of your arm. Wait for an opening and then—
(Sokka successfuly counterattacks Suki)
Sokka: Hmmm.
Suki: I fell down on purpose to make you feel better!
Sokka: I got you! Admit I got you!
(Suki grabs Sokka's finger and bends it painfully)
Suki: Ha ha, okay. It was a lucky shot. Let's see if you can do it again.

Village Elder: Firebenders have landed on our shores! Girls, come quickly!
Sokka: Hey! I'm not a— ah, whatever!

Sokka: I guess training's over.

Suki: There's no time to say goodbye.
Sokka: Well, what about, "I'm sorry"?
Suki: For what?
Sokka: I treated you like a girl when I should of treated you like a warrior.
Suki: I am a warrior.
(Suki kisses Sokka)
Suki: But I'm a girl too.

Episode: 5
Katara: Wow, we don't have cities like this in the South Pole.
Sokka: They have buildings here that don't melt.

Aang: This is the Omashu delivery system. Miles and miles of tubes and chutes. Earthbending brings the packages up and gravity brings them down.
Sokka: (Sarcastically) Great, so they get their mail on time.
Aang: They do get their mail on time.

Sokka: We're in serious trouble. This guy is nuts.

Sokka: If you think we're going to fit through there you're crazier than that king.

Aang: How am I suppose to know his name?
Katara: Think about the challenges. Maybe it's some kind of riddle.
Sokka: I got it!
Aang: Yeah?
Sokka: He's an Earthbender right? Rocky!
(Pause)
Sokka: You know, because of all the rocks.
Katara: We're going to keep trying, but that is a good back-up.

Episode: 6
Aang: Great, you're back! What's for dinner?
Sokka: We've got a few options. First, round nuts and some kind of oval-shaped nuts and some rock-shaped nuts that just might be rocks.
(Pause)
Sokka: Dig in.

Katara: An Earthbender!
Aang: Let's go meet him!
Sokka: He looks dangerous so we better approach cautiously.
Katara: Hello there! I'm Katara! What's your name?

Aang: Hey, that guy has gotta be running somewhere! Maybe we're near a village. And I bet that village has a market.
Katara: Which means no nuts for dinner!
Sokka: Hey, I worked hard to get those nuts.
(Momo makes a remark)
Sokka: Yeah, I hate them too.

Sokka: Everyone should get some sleep, we're leaving at dawn.
Katara: Dawn? Can't we sleep in for once?
Sokka: Absolutely not! This village is crawling with Fire Nation troops. If they discover you're here Aang will be eating fireballs for breakfast. Goodnight.
Katara: I'd rather eat fireballs than nuts.
Sokka: Goodnight!

Sokka: (With mock indignation) Get out of my way pipsqueak!
Katara: (With mock indignation) How dare you call me pipsqueakyou giant-eared cretin!
Sokka: What did you call me?!
Katara: A giant-eared cretin! Look at those things! Do herds of animals use them for shade?
Sokka: You better back off! (Whispering to Katara) Seriously, back off.
Katara: I will not back off! I bet elephants get together and make fun of how large your ears are!
Sokka: That's it! You're going down!
Katara: I'll show you whose boss… Earthbending-style!

Fire Nation Soldier: That lemur! He's Earthbending!
Sokka: No, you idiot it's the girl.
Fire Nation Soldier: Oh, of course.

Sokka: Momo, you have some big ears.

Episode: 7
Katara: Those clouds looks so soft don't they? Like you could just jump down and you'd land in a big soft cottony heap.
Sokka: Maybe you should give it a try.
Katara: You're hilarious.
Aang: I'll try it! Hahahaha…
(Aang returns soaked)
Aang: Turns out clouds are made of water.

Katara: Hey, what is that?
Sokka: It's like a scar.
Sokka: Listen, it's so quiet. There's no life anywhere.
Katara: Aang, are you okay?
Sokka: Fire Nation! Those evil savages make me sick! They have no respect for—
Katara: Shhh!
Sokka: What? I'm not allowed to be angry?

Sokka: Hey Aang, are you ready to be cheered up?
Aang: No.
(Katara hits Aang with a nut)
Aang: Ow! Hey, how is that cheering me up?
Sokka: Haha, cheered me up.
(Katara hits Sokka)
Sokka: Ow! Yeah, I probably deserved that.

Sokka: This isn't right. We can't sit here and cower while Aang waits for some monster to show up.
Village Elder: If anyone can save us, he can.
Sokka: He still shouldn't have to face this alone.

Village Elder: The Avatar's methods are… unusual.
Sokka: It doesn't seem too interested in what he's saying. Maybe we should go help him.
Village Elder: No. Only the Avatar stands a chance against the Hei-Bai.
Katara: Aang will figure out the right thing to do.

Sokka: That's it! He needs help.
Katara: Sokka, wait!
Village Elder: It's not safe!
Sokka: Hei-Bai! Over here!
Aang: Sokka, go back!
Sokka: We'll fight him together Aang.
Aang: I don't want to fight him unless I—
Katara: Sokka!

Katara: Sokka!
Sokka: What happened?
Katara: You were trapped in the spirit world for twenty-four hours. How are you feeling?
Sokka: Like I seriously need to use the bathroom.

Village Elder: Thank you Avatar. If only there were a way to repay you for what you've done.
Sokka: You could give us some supplies. And some money.
Katara: Sokka!
Sokka: What? We need stuff.

Aang: And there's something else.
Sokka: What is it?
Aang: I need to talk to Roku and I think I found a way to contact his spirit.
Katara: That's great!
Sokka: Creepy, but great.

Episode: 8
Aang: Let's go Appa! Come on! Look I'm sorry, but Sokka and Katara aren't coming to the Fire Nation with us. If they got hurt I'd never forgive myself. So get your big butt off the ground and let's go!
Sokka: I think his big butt is trying to tell you something.
Katara: Please don't go Aang. The world can't afford to lose you to the Fire Nation. Neither can I.

Katara: We're not letting you go into the Fire Nation Aang.
Sokka: At least, not without your friends. We've got your back.

Aang: If we fly north, we can go around the Fire Nation ships and avoid the blockade. It's the only way.
Katara: There's no time!
Aang: This is exactly why I didn't want you to come! It's too dangerous!
Katara: And that's exactly why we're here.
Sokka: Let's run this blockade!
Aang: Appa! Yip yip!

Aang: We made it!
Sokka: We got into the Fire Nation. Great.

Katara: Oh… you must be tired.
Sokka: No! I'm good, refreshed and ready to fight some Firebenders!
Katara: I was talking to Appa.
Sokka: Well— I was talking to Momo.

Aang: If this is the Avatar's temple, why did the sages attack me?
Shyu: Things have changed. In the past the sages were loyal only to the Avatar. When Roku died, the sages eagerly awaited for the next Avatar to return. But he never came.
Aang: They were waiting for me.
Sokka: Hey don't feel bad. You're only a hundred years late.

Shyu: No!
Aang: Shyu, what's wrong?
Shyu: The sanctuary doors! They're closed.
Katara: Can't you just open them with Firebending? Like you opened that other door?
Shyu: No, only a fully-realized Avatar is powerful enough to open this door alone. Otherwise the sages must open this door together with five simultaneous fire blasts.
Sokka: Five fire blasts, huh? I think I can help you out.

Sokka: This is a little trick I picked up from my father. I seal the lamp oil inside an animal skin casing. Shyu lights the oil-soaked twine and — tada — fake Firebending.
Katara: You've really outdone yourself this time Sokka.
Shyu: This might actually work.

Sokka: I don't get it. That blast looked as strong as any Firebending I've seen.
Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on Aang, let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of genius change in the last hundred years?

Fire Sage: When those doors open unleash all your firepower!
Katara: How is Aang going to make it out of this?
Sokka: How are we going to make it out of this?

Episode: 9
Sokka: Would you sit down? If we hit a bump, you'll go flying off. What's bugging you anyway?
Aang: It's what Avatar Roku said. I'm suppose to master all four elements before that comet arrives!
Sokka: Well, let's see. You've pretty much mastered Air bending and that only took you 112 years. I'm sure you can master three more elements by next summer.

Aang: I haven't even started Water bending and we're still weeks away from the North Pole! What am I going to do?
Katara: Calm down, it's going to be okay. If you want, I can try and teach you some of the stuff I know.
Aang: You'd do that?
Katara: We'd need to find a good source of water first.
Sokka: Maybe we can find a puddle for you to splash in.
(Aang, Katara, and Sokka are in front of a huge waterfall)
Sokka: Nice puddle.

Sokka: Great. So what am I suppose to do?
Aang: You could clean the gunk out of Appa's toes.
Sokka: So while you guys are playing in the water, I'm suppose to be hard at work picking mud out of a giant bison's feet?
Aang: Mud and bugs!
Sokka: Okay.

Aang: So…… like this?
Sokka: Aaaang!

Aang: Looks like I got the hang of that move. What else you got?
Katara: That's enough practicing for today.
Sokka: Yeah, I'll say! You just practiced our supplies down the river.
Aang: Uh, sorry. I'm sure we can find somewhere to replace all this stuff.
Sokka: My life was hard enough when you were just an Airbender.

Sokka: We got exactly three copper pieces left from the money King Bumi gave us. Let's spend it wisely.
Aang: Make that two copper pieces Sokka. I couldn't say no to this whistle.
(Aang blows the whistle which is silent)
Sokka: It doesn't even work. See? Even Momo thinks it's a piece of junk.
Katara: No offense Aang, but I'll hold the money from now on.

Sokka: Wait a minute. Sea-loving traders with suspiciously acquired merchandise? And pet reptile birds? You guys are pirates!
Pirate: We prefer to think of ourselves as high-risk traders.

Aang: What was that all about Katara?
Sokka: Yeah, I was just starting to browse through their boomerang collection.

Katara: Sokka, where do you think they got it? They stole it from a Waterbender!
Sokka: It doesn't matter. You put all of our lives in danger just so you could learn some stupid fancy splashes.
Katara: These are real Water bending forms! You know how crucial it is for Aang to learn Water bending.
Sokka: Whatever.

Katara: The Single Water Whip. Looks doable.
(Katara tries to do the move but fails)
Katara: What's so funny?
Sokka: I'm sorry, but you deserved that. You've been duped. She's only interested in teaching herself.

Sokka: What about Momo? He's the real victim here.
Katara: I'm sorry Momo.
Sokka: And what about me? There was that time you—
Katara: No more apologies!

Sokka: Where did she go? I don't believe it.
Aang: What's wrong?
Sokka: She took the scroll! She's obsessed with that thing. It's just a matter of time before she gets us in deep— ahhh!

Sokka: Oh what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?

Zuko: Give me the boy.
Pirate Captain: You give us the scroll.
Sokka: You're really going to hand over the Avatar for a stupid piece of parchment?
Zuko: Don't listen to him! He's trying to turn us against each other!
Pirate Captain: Your friend is the Avatar?
Sokka: Sure is. And I'll bet he'll fetch a lot more on the black market than that fancy scroll.
Zuko: Shut your mouth you Water Tribe peasant!
Aang: Yeah, Sokka. You really should shut your mouth.
Sokka: I'm just saying. It's bad business sense. Just imagine how much the Fire Lord would pay for the Avatar. You guys would be set for life.
Pirate Captain: Keep the scroll. We can buy a hundred with the reward we'll get for the kid.
Zuko: You'll regret breaking a deal with me.

Sokka: Aang, are you there?
Aang: I'm over here! Follow my voice!
Sokka: Where? I can't find you!
Aang: I'm right here!
(Aang clears the smoke and everyone looks at him. He quickly draws the smoke back in)
Aang: Uh, never mind. I'll find you!

Aang: Sokka, can't you make it go any faster?
Sokka: I don't know how! This thing wasn't made by the Water Tribe.

Aang: Hey! You did the water whip!
Katara: I couldn't have done it without your help!
Sokka: Will you two quit congratulating each other and help me out?!

Sokka: Have you lost your mind? This is no time for flute practice!

Katara: Aang, I still owe you an apology. You were just so good at Water bending without really trying. I got so competitive that I put us all in danger. I'm sorry.
Aang: That's okay Katara.
Katara: Besides, who needs that stupid scroll anyway.
Sokka: Is that really how you feel?
Katara: The scroll!
Sokka: First, what did you learn?
Katara: Stealing is wrong… unless it's from pirates.

Episode: 10
Sokka: These are Fire Nation traps. You can tell from the metalwork. We better pack up camp and get moving.
(The group begins to pack up their belongings)
Sokka: Uh uh, no flying this time.
Aang: What? Why wouldn't we fly?
Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa, he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What? Appa's not too noticeable.
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
Aang: Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.

Sokka: I know you all want to fly, but my instincts tell me we should play it safe this time and walk.
Katara: Who made you boss?
Sokka: I'm not the boss, I'm the leader.
Katara: (Snickers) You're the leader? But your voice still cracks!
Sokka: (Voice cracking) I'm the oldest and I'm a warrior. (Voice deepens) So, I'm the leader!

Katara: Why do boys always think someone has to be the leader? I bet you wouldn't be so bossy if you kissed a girl.
Sokka: I've kissed a girl! You just haven't met her.
Katara: Who? Gran Gran? I've met Gran Gran.
Sokka: No, besides Gran Gran.

Katara: If anyone's the leader, it's Aang. I mean, he is the Avatar.
Sokka: Are you kidding? He's just a goofy kid.
Aang: He's right.

Sokka: Look, my instincts tell me we have a better chance of slipping through on foot and the leader has to trust his instincts.
Katara: Okay. We'll try it your way oh wise leader.
Aang: Who knows? Walking might be fun.
(After some walking)
Aang: Walking stinks! How did people go anywhere without a flying bison?

Katara: I don't know Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know everything.
Sokka: Ha ha, very funny.
Aang: I'm tired of carrying this pack.
Katara: You know who you should ask to carry it for a while? Sokka's instincts!
Aang: That's a great idea! Hey, Sokka's instincts? Would you mind—
Sokka: Okay okay, I get it. Look guys, I'm tired too. But the important thing is that we're safe from the Fire… Nation…
(The group stumbles upon a Fire Nation camp)
Sokka: Run!!!

Sokka: If you let us pass, we promise not to hurt you.
Katara: What are you doing?
Sokka: Bluffing.
Fire Nation Soldier: You? Promise not to hurt us?
(The Fire Nation Soldier gets knocked out)
Aang: Nice work Sokka! How'd you do that?
Sokka: Uh, instinct?

Aang: You just took out a whole army almost single-handed!
Sokka: Army?! Phhh, there were only like twenty guys!

Jet: We're here.
Sokka: Where? There's nothing here.
Jet: Hold this.
Sokka: Why? What's this do? (Grabs rope) Whoa!

Jet: One day, we'll drive the Fire Nation out of here for good and free that town.
Katara: That's so brave.
Sokka: Yeah, nothing's braver than a guy in a treehouse.

Jet: So I might know a way you and Aang could help in our struggle.
Sokka: Unfortunately we have to leave tonight.
Jet: Sokka, you're kidding me! I needed you on an important mission tomorrow.
Sokka: What mission?

Jet: What are you doing?
Sokka: Shh. It amplifies vibrations.
Jet: Good trick.

Sokka: Nothing yet. Wait! Yes, someone's approaching.
Jet: How many?
Sokka: I think there's just one.
Jet: Good work Sokka. Ready your weapon.
Sokka: Wait! False alarm, he's just an old man.
Jet: What are you doing in our woods you leech?

Old Man: Please sir, I'm just a traveler.
Jet: Do you like destroying towns? Do you like destroying families? Do you?
Old Man: No, please let me go. Have mercy.
Jet: Does the Fire Nation let people go?! Does the Fire Nation have mercy?!
Sokka: Jet, he's just an old man!
Jet: He's Fire Nation! Search him!
Sokka: But he's not hurting anyone!
Jet: Have you forgotten that the Fire Nation killed your mother! Remember why you fight!
Smellerbee: We got his stuff Jet.
Sokka: This doesn't feel right.
Jet: It's what has to be done. Now let's get out of here. Come on Sokka.

Katara: Hey Sokka. Is Jet back?
Sokka: Yeah, he's back. But we're leaving.
Aang: What?
Katara: But I made him this hat.
Sokka: Your boyfriend Jet's a thug.
Katara: What?! No, he's not.
Sokka: He's messed up Katara.
Aang: He's not messed up he's just got a different way of life. A really fun way of life.
Sokka: He beat and robbed a harmless old man.
Katara: I want to hear Jet's side of the story.

Jet: Sokka, you told them what happened, but you didn't mention that the guy was Fire Nation?
Katara: No, he conveniently left that part out.
Sokka: Fine! But even if he was Fire Nation he was a harmless civilian.

Jet: He was an assassin Sokka. See, there's a compartment for poison in the knife. He was sent to eliminate me. You helped save my life Sokka.
Katara: I knew there was an explanation.
Sokka: I didn't see any knife.
Jet: That's because he was concealing it.
Katara: See Sokka. I'm sure you just didn't notice the knife.
Sokka: There was no knife! I'm going back to the hut and packing my things.

Katara: We can't leave now with the Fire Nation about to burn down a forest!
Sokka: I'm sorry Katara. Jet's very smooth, but we can't trust him.
Katara: You know what I think? You're jealous that he's a better warrior and a better leader.
Sokka: Katara, I'm not jealous of Jet. It's just that my instincts—
Katara: Well my instincts tell me we need to stay here a little longer and help Jet. Come on Aang.
Aang: Sorry Sokka.

Jet: Sokka, I'm glad you decided to join us.
Sokka: I heard your plan to destroy the Earth Kingdom town.
Jet: Our plan is to rid the valley of the Fire Nation.
Sokka: They're people living there Jet, mothers and fathers and children!
Jet: We can't win without making some sacrifices.
Sokka: You lied to Aang and Katara about the forest fire.
Jet: Because they don't understand the demands of war. Not like you and I do.

Sokka: I do understand. I understand that there's nothing you won't do to get what you want.
Jet: I was hoping you'd have an open mind. But I can see you made your choice. I can't let you warn Katara and Aang. Take him for a walk… a long walk.
Sokka: You can't do this!
Jet: Cheer up Sokka. We're going to win a great victory against the Fire Nation today.

Smellerbee: Come on, move along!
Sokka: How can you stand by and do nothing while Jet wipes out a whole town?
Pipsqueak: Hey listen Sokka, Jet's a great leader. We follow what he says and things always turn out okay.
Sokka: If that's how Jet leads, then he's got a lot to learn!
Smellerbee: Hey!
(Sokka runs away with Smellerbee and Pipsqueak giving chase. They get caught in the Fire Nation traps)
Sokka: While you two are up there you might want to practice your knotwork.

Aang: Sokka didn't make it in time.
Katara: All those people… Jet, you monster!
Jet: This was a victory Katara, remember that. The Fire Nation is gone and this valley will be safe.
Sokka: It will be safe without you!
Katara: Sokka!
Sokka: I warned the villagers of your plan just in time.
Jet: What?!
Sokka: At first they didn't believe me. The Fire Nation soldiers assumed I was a spy. But one man vouched for me, the old man you attacked. He urged them to trust me and we got everyone out in time.
(The villagers are safely located on a hill. A doll floats down the river and a little girl goes to pick it up)
Little Girl: Misses Pretty!
Jet: Sokka, you fool! We could have freed this valley!
Sokka: Who would be free? Everyone would be dead.
Jet: You traitor!
Sokka: No Jet, you became the traitor when you stopped protecting innocent people.
Jet: Katara, please… help me.
Katara: Goodbye Jet.
Sokka: Yip yip.

Aang: We thought you were going to the dam. How come you went to the town instead?
Katara: Let me guess. Your instincts told you?
Sokka: Hey, sometimes they're right.
Aang: Um Sokka, you know we're going the wrong way, right?
Sokka: And sometimes they're wrong.

Episode: 11
Katara: Um, aren't you forgetting the tarp?
Sokka: Right, got it.
Katara: Sokka, you're suppose to put the tarp on top of the tent. You know, so we don't get rained on.
Sokka: Ordinarily you'd be right. But seeing how it's the dry season you're not. Besides that tarp makes a pretty warm blanket.
Katara: But what if it does rain?
Sokka: But what if it doesn't? Then I would have put the tarp up for nothing.
Katara: You're infuriating!
Sokka: Katara, why don't you worry about gathering the firewood because that kindling is looking pretty sorry.
Katara: Well, if you don't like my firewood then—
(Katara throws the kindling at Sokka)
Sokka: Fine by me! If you're not going to do your job then—
(Sokka pulls down the tent)
Aang: Okay, I got the grub if you guys got the… hey, where's the campfire? And what happened to the tent?
Sokka: Why don't you ask Ms. Know-It-All, Queen of the Twigs.
Katara: Oh yeah?! Well, you're Mr. Lazy Bum, King of the… Tent!
Aang: Okay, listen guys. Harsh words won't solve problems, actions will. Why don't you just switch jobs?
Katara: Sounds good.
Sokka: Whatever.
Aang: See that? Settling feuds and making peace. All in a day's work for the Avatar.

Aang: Here it is guys, the Great Divide.
Katara: Wow, I could just stare it forever.
Sokka: Okay, I've seen enough.
Katara: How can you not be fascinated Sokka? This is the largest canyon in the entire world.
Sokka: Then I'm sure we'll be able to see it very clearly from the air as we fly away.

Sokka: Calm down, we know you're next.

Sokka: Aang, this feuding tribe stuff is serious business. Are you sure it's a good idea getting involved in this?
Aang: To tell the truth… I'm not sure. But when have I ever been?
Katara: He's the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job.
Sokka: His job's gonna make us cross this whole thing on foot, isn't it?

Sokka: We gotta help him!
(Sokka attacks and gets attacked himself)
Sokka: Okay, now you gotta help me!

Sokka: So you guys aren't going to put up your tarps?
Zhang Leader: What for? It's the dry season.
Sokka: Exactly!
Zhang Leader: Besides, we like to use the tarp as a blanket.
Sokka: Finally someone gets it.

Zhang Leader: Care for some meat?
Sokka: Would I?
Zhang Leader: I know what you must be thinking. We're horrible for endangering everybody by bringing food down here.
Sokka: Mmm hmm.
Zhang Leader: The Gan Jin think so badly of us they probably assumed we brought food in and decided to bring food in themselves. That's why we brought food in.
Sokka: Mmmm.

Zhang Leader: Instead of thanking him for his kind and selfless deed they sentenced him to twenty long years in prison. We Zhang's will never forget that injustice.
Sokka: That's just terrible. You gonna finish that?

Aang: Katara, Sokka, will these people cooperate long enough to get out of the canyon?
Katara: I don't think so, Aang, the Zhang's really wronged the Gan Jins. They ambushed Jin We and stole the sacred orb.
Aang: What are you talking about?
Sokka: Yeah Katara, what are you talking about? We Jin didn't steal the orb, he was returning it to their village gate and was wrongfully punished by the Gan Jin.
Katara: Not punished enough if you ask me!
Aang: Okay! Okay! I get it! Now I need your help. Let's get everyone together at the base of the canyon wall.

Katara: Sokka, wait! I don't care about this stupid feud! I just want us to get out of here alive.
Sokka: Me too. I only took their side 'cause they fed me.

Sokka: That's some luck you knew Jin Wei and Wei Jin.
Aang: You could call it luck. Or you could call it… lying!
Sokka: What?!
Aang: I made the whole thing up.
Katara: You did not. (Pause) That is so wrong.
Aang: Now where's that custard tart? I'm starving!

Episode: 12
Sokka: Huh? Uh… what's going on? Did we get captured again?
Aang: It's nothing, I just had a bad dream. Go back to sleep.
Sokka: Don't have to tell me twice.

Katara: Are you all right, Aang?
Aang: I'm okay.
Katara: You seem to be having a lot of nightmares lately, you wanna tell me about it?
Aang: I think I just need some rest.
Sokka: You guys want to hear about my dream?
(Silent pause)
Sokka: That's ok, I didn't wanna talk about it anyway.

Aang: Look at those clear skies, buddy! Should be some smooth flying.
Katara: Well, we better smoothly fly ourselves to a market, cause we're out of food.
Sokka: Guys, wait, this was in my dream, we shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: What happened in your dream?
Sokka: Food eats people! Also, Momo could talk. You said some very unkind things.

Sokka: Out of food and out of money. Now what are we supposed to do?
Katara: You could get a job, smart guy.

Old Woman: We shouldn't go out there! Please, the fish can wait. There's going to be a terrible storm.
Old Man: You're crazy! It's a nice day. No clouds, no wind, no nothing. So quit you're nagging, woman.
Aang: Maybe we should find some shelter?
Sokka: Are you kidding?! Shelter from what?

Old Woman: My joints say there's going to be a storm. A bad one.
Old Man: Well, it's your joints against my brain.
Old Woman: Then I hope your brain can find someone else to haul that fish, 'cause I ain't comin!
Old Man: Then I'll find a new fish hauler and pay him double what you get. How do you like that?
Sokka: I'll go.
Old Man: You're hired!
Sokka: What? You said "get a job" and he's paying double.
Old Man: Double? Who told you that nonsense?

Aang: Sokka, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Look at the sky.
Sokka: I said I was gonna do this job. I can't back out just because of some bad weather.

Old Man: That's right! Keep flying!
Katara: You're a horrible old man!
Old Man: Eh.
Katara: Appa, yip yip!
Sokka: Hey, they left without saying goodbye!
Old Man: You're friends ain't too polite, are they?
Sokka: I know! This one time I was—
Old Man: Yeah yeah, get below deck.

Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Old Man: I'm not, but I still don't wanna.

Old Woman: Oh, you're alive! You owe this boy an apology.
Aang: He doesn't have to apologize.
Old Man: Mmm… uh… what if instead of an apology I give him a free fish and we call it even?
Aang: Actually, I don't eat meat.
Old Man: Fish ain't meat.
Sokka: Seriously, you're still gonna pay me, right?

Episode: 13
Katara: This should bring your fever down.
Sokka: You know what I love about Appa the most? His sense of humor.
Katara: That's nice. I'll tell him.
Sokka: Ha ha! Classic Appa.
Aang: How's Sokka doing?
Katara: Not so good. Being out in that storm really did a number on him.

Aang: Not you too!
Katara: Relax, it was just a little cough. I'm fine—
(Katara coughs)
Aang: That's how Sokka started yesterday. Now look at him. He thinks he's an Earthbender!
Sokka: Take that you rock!
Aang: A few more hours and you'll be talking nonsense too. I'm going to find some medicine.

Aang: Uh, maybe it's safer if I go on foot. Keep an eye on them guys.
Sokka: Ha ha! You guys are killing me!

Sokka: Katara… please… water…
Katara: Listen carefully Momo, I need you to take this to the river and fill it with water. Got it?

Katara: How many times do I have to tell you Momo we need water. Wa—te— oh, forget it. Aang, please hurry.
Sokka: Who's this "Aang" kid you keep talking about, Your Highness?

Sokka: Aang, how was your trip? Did you make any new friends?
Aang: No… I don't think I did.
Sokka: Mmmm… this is tasty. Mmm…
(The frogs thaw out and begin hopping around. Katara and Sokka start gagging)

Episode: 14
Sokka: He is taunting us! You are so going to be dinner! Hey, where's the fishing line?
Aang: Oh, I didn't think you would need it.
Sokka: Ah, it's all tangled!
Aang: Not tangled, woven. I made you a necklace Katara. I thought since you lost your other one…
Katara: Thanks Aang, I love it.
Sokka: Great Aang. Maybe instead of saving the world, you could go into the jewelry—making business.
Aang: I don't see why I can't do both.
(The fish reappears)
Sokka: Stop taunting me!

Episode: 15
Bato: The sisters craft ointments and perfumes
Sokka: Perfume, maybe we can dump some on Appa, because he stinks so mush. Am I right?
Bato: You have your father's whits.

Zuko: Where is he, where is the Avatar?
Sokka: We split up. He's long gone.
Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.

Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back.
(Wood falls on him)
Sokka: Ow!

Episode: 16
Katara: We'll leave before we get into trouble.
Sokka: Yah, because we always leave before we get into trouble

Sokka: Where can we get masks like that?
Merchant: Get your genuine fire festival masks here.
Sokka: That was surprisingly easy.

Sokka: What'd ya have?
Merchant: Flaming Fire Flakes. Best in town.
(Sokka takes it and eats it)
Sokka: Hot, hot, hot, hot!!
Katara: Flaming Fire Flakes. Hot.

Jeong Jeong: Look at your friend, is she talking, even that oath nose is concentrating on what hi is doing
Sokka: Hey!

Sokka: Well than thanks for all the first aid over the years, like the when I fell in the grease brier bramble, and that time I had two fish hooks in my thumb.
Aang: Two?
Katara: He tried to get the first hook out with another hook.

Episode: 17
Storyteller: Jingle, jingle.
(Sokka searches for some money)
Sokka: Sorry.
Storyteller: Cheapskates.

Katara: Do you think we'll really find Air benders?
Sokka: You want me to be like you or totally honest?
Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing basically.

Aang: Hey guys, look at this!
Katara: Huh! They really are Air benders!
Aang: No they're not.
Sokka: What do you mean they're not? Those guys are flying!
Aang: Gliding maybe, but not flying. You can tell by the way they move they're not Air bending. Those people have no spirit.

Sokka: We better find some solid ground before it finds us.

Sokka: Wow!
Tao: Yeah, my dad is the mastermind behind this whole place. Everything's powered by hot air. It even pumps some hot air outside to give us some lift when we're gliding.

Katara: Aang used to come here a long time ago. I think he's a little shocked at how it's… so different.
Sokka: So better!

Sokka: Wait, how can you tell the time from that thing? The notches all look the same.
The Mechanist: The candle will tell us. Watch.
(Sparks and bangs go off)
Sokka: You put spark powder inside the candle!
The Mechanist: Four flashes. So it's exactly four hours past midday. Or as I call it, four o'candle.

Sokka: These lanterns are terrible. I can't see. Why would you want to use fireflies for light?
The Mechanist: Hey, close that up! They'll get loose. Fireflies are a none—flammable light source.
The Mechanist: Cover your nose and hold your breath.
Sokka: Okay, so you brought me all the way down here to see an empty room.
The Mechanist: Wrong.
The Mechanist: It's filled to the brim with natural gas. Came across it my first time here. Unfortunately, I was carrying a torch at the time. Nearly blew myself and the whole place even more sky high. Thought my eyebrows would never grow back. Anyway, there's a vital problem that needs solving. From time to time we have gas leaks and they're nearly impossible to find.
Sokka: So this place is an explosion waiting to happen?
The Mechanist: Yes, until I figure out how to locate something I can't see, hear, smell or touch.

The Mechanist: I said don't touch anything! Oh, don't worry. That experiment's old and that egg was just part of last week's lunch.
Sokka: Ugh! Week—old egg smell!
The Mechanist: Quick! Find that egg!

Sokka: How could something that's so small you can't even see it make such a big stink?!
The Mechanist: That's the solution to our problem!
Sokka: Yeah! If we put a whole mess of rotten eggs in the cellar where the gas seeps up…
The Mechanist: The gas will mix with the smell of rotten eggs…
Sokka: Then if there's a leak…
The Mechanist: You smell rotten eggs! Then you just follow your nose to the place where the smell is coming from…
Sokka: And plug up the hole where the gas is escaping!
Sokka and The Mechanist: You're a genius!

Sokka: You make weapons for the Fire Nation?!

Sokka: This is bad! Very bad!

The Mechanist: We finally got the war balloon working thanks to Sokka. This boy's a genius.
Sokka: Thank you, you're a genius.
The Mechanist: Thank you!

Sokka: See the problem with the old war balloon was you could get it airborne, but once you did, it just kept going. (He demonstrates with a model that goes up and hits the ceiling.) You could put a hole in the top, but then all the hot air would escape. So the question became, how do you keep a lid on hot air?
Katara: Ugh, if only we knew.

Sokka: A lid is actually the answer. If you control the hot air, you control the war balloon.
Katara: Hmmm. That's actually pretty smart.
Sokka: Okay, we've got four kinds of bombs. Smoke, slime, fire and…
The Mechanist: Stink! Never underestimate the power of stink.

Sokka: Hey, why aren't they shooting at us?
The Mechanist: The insignia, they think we're on their side!
Sokka: Then I guess they won't see this coming.
The Mechanist: Bombs away!

Sokka: Oh no, that was the last one!
The Mechanist: Wait a second. You smell that?
Sokka: Rotten eggs! There! That's where the gas is escaping!
The Mechanist: What are you doing? That's our fuel source!
Sokka: It's the only bomb we've got!
(Large explosion)
Aang: Look! They're retreating!

Sokka: We're going down!
Katara: No! Sokka, hold on!
Sokka: Get ready!

Episode: 18
Sokka: I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly any higher?
Aang: (Angrily) I have an idea. Why don't we all get on your back and you can fly us all to the North Pole?
Sokka: I'd love to. Climb on everyone, Sokka's ready for take—off.

Katara: Look, we're all just a little tired and cranky because we've been flying for two days straight.
Sokka: And for what? We can't even find the Northern Water Tribe. There's nothing up here.

Aang: There it is!
Katara: The Northern Water Tribe.
Sokka: We're finally here.

Katara: This place is beautiful.
Sokka: Yeah… she is.

Sokka: Hi there. Sokka, Southern Water Tribe.
Yue: Very nice to meet you.
Sokka: So, ah… so you're a princess, huh? You know, back in my tribe I'm kinda like a prince myself.
Katara: Ha! Prince of what?
Sokka: A lot of things! Do you mind? I'm trying to have a conversation here.
Katara: My apologies, "Prince" Sokka.

Sokka: So it looks like I'm going to be in town for a while. I'm thinking, maybe we could… do an activity together?
Yue: Do an activity?
(Sokka — embarrassed — stuffs a bunch of food into his mouth)
Katara: Very smooth.

Sokka: Princess Yue! Good morning! Hey, how about that picnic last night? Boy, your dad sure knows how to throw a party.
Yue: I'm happy you enjoyed yourself.
Sokka: Well, it wasn't as much fun after you left.
(Yue blushes)
Sokka: So, I'm still hoping we could still see more of each other.
Yue: Do an activity you mean?
Sokka: Yes! At a place… for some time.
Yue: I'd love too. I'll meet you on that bridge tonight.
Sokka: Great! I'll see you— ah!!!
Yue: (Giggling) Sorry.
Sokka: That's okay. It was worth it. See you tonight.

Sokka: Hi Princess Yue. I made you something. I carved it myself.
Yue: It's a bear.
Sokka: Actually, it's supposed to be a fish. See, it has a fin.
Yue: Oh. I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I shouldn't have asked you to come here.

Katara: How's warrior training going?
(Sokka kicks his bag)
Aang: That bad?
Sokka: No, it's Princess Yue. I don't get it. One minute she wants to go out with me and the next she's telling me to get lost.
(Sokka flops down on his sleeping bag)
Sokka: So how's Water bending training?
Aang: Master Poophead won't teach her because she's a girl.
Sokka: Why don't you just teach her Aang?
Katara: Why didn't I think of that? At night you can teach me whatever moves you learned from Master Paku. That way you have someone to practice with and I get to learn Water bending. Everyone's happy.
Sokka: I'm not happy.
Katara: But you're never happy. Come on Aang.

Katara: I'll be outside if you're man enough to fight me!
Aang: I'm sure she didn't mean that.
Sokka: Yeah, I think she did.

Sokka: Are you crazy Katara? You're not going to win this fight!
Katara: I know! I don't care.
Aang: You don't have to do this for me. I can find another teacher.
Katara: I'm not doing it for you. Someone needs to slap some sense into that guy.

Yue: What do you want from me?
Sokka: Nothing. I just want you to know, I think you're beautiful and I never thought a girl like you would even notice a guy like me.
Yue: You don't understand.
Sokka: No, no. See that's the thing. I think I do understand now. You're a princess and I'm… I'm just a Southern peasant.
Yue: No, Sokka—
Sokka: It's okay, you don't have to say anything. I'll see you around okay?
(Yue grabs Sokka and kisses him)
Sokka: Okay, now I'm really confused. Happy, but confused.
Yue: I do like you… a lot. But we can't be together and not for the reason you think. It's because… I'm engaged. I'm sorry.

Episode: 19
Yue: So they don't have palaces in the Southern Tribe?
Sokka: Are you kidding? I grew up in a block of ice, it's not exactly a cultural hub.
Yue: Hahira…
(Yule's expression grows grim)
Yue: Sokka, this is wrong.
Sokka: What's wrong? We're taking a walk!
Yue: I'm engaged! It just feels…
Sokka: I know what you need. You need to meet my good friend Appa.
Yue: Who?

Sokka: Appa and I go way back. Don't we Appa?
(Appa pounces on Sokka)
Sokka: No! Easy! Down boy! No, up!
Yue: Looks like you haven't been giving Appa enough attention.

Yue: So how does this work?
Sokka: You hanging on tight?
Yue: Uh huh.
Sokka: Yip… yip.
Yue: Oh my goodness! Wow, I can't believe you do this every day.
Sokka: Yeah, we pretty much live up here.
Yue: Is it always this cold in the sky?
Sokka: Not when you're with someone.
Yue: It's beautiful up here.
Sokka: Yeah.

Sokka: Woo! Yeah! Good times, good times… hey look!
Yue: What's happening?
Sokka: Oh no.

Sokka: Soot.
Yue: What?
Sokka: I've seen it before. Right before my village was attacked. It's soot mixed with snow.
Yue: But why?
Sokka: It's the Fire Nation. They've closed in on the North Pole. And from the looks of this stuff, I'd say there's a lot of them.

Sokka: What's wrong? We have to go!
Yue: No Sokka, wait. I can't see you anymore. Not at all.
Sokka: What? We're just friends.
Yue: I wish we could just be friends, but I like you too much. And it's too confusing to be around you. I'm marrying someone else!
Sokka: You don't love him do you? You don't even seem to like him.
Yue: But I do love my people.
Sokka: You're not marrying them.
Yue: You don't understand. I have duties to my father, to my tribe, I have to do this. Goodbye.

Chief: I'm going to need volunteers for a dangerous mission.
Sokka: Count me in!
Katara: Sokka!
Chief: Be warned, many of you will not return. Come forward to recieve my mark if any of you accept my task.

Chief: Men, you'll all be infiltrating the Fire Nation navy. That means you'll all need one of these uniforms.
Sokka: Hahaha.
Han: What's your problem?
Sokka: Fire Navy uniforms don't look like that.
Han: Of course they do! These are real uniforms captured from actual Fire Navy soldiers.
Sokka: When? Like, a hundred years ago?
Chief: Eighty–five.

Sokka: Now our first objective is to determine the identity of their commanding officer.
Sokka: His name is Zhao. Middle–aged, big sideburns, bigger temper.
Chief: Sokka, I want you to tell everything you know to Han. He's leading this mission. Han, show Sokka your respect. I expect nothing less from my future son–in–law.
Sokka: Princess Yue is marrying you?
Han: Yeah? What of it?
Sokka: Nothing. Congratulations.

Han: Let me tell you So–ka I've courted a lot of girls, but Yue is the finest. And she comes with the most perks.
Sokka: Perks?! What does that mean?
Han: I mean Yue's nice and everything, but the points I gain with the chief aren't bad either.
Sokka: Princess Yue is wasted on a self–absorbed weasel like you!
Han: Woah, hang on. What do you care? You're just a simple rube from the Southern Tribe. How would you know of the political complexities of our life? No offense.
Sokka: Ahhh!!!
(Sokka attacks Han)
Sokka: You're just a jerk without a soul! No offense!
Chief: That's enough! Sokka, you're off the mission!
Han: Alright, fall in men! Everyone listen to what I say and we'll take out this Admiral Cho in no time.
Sokka: It's Admiral Zhao!

Chief: Is something wrong Sokka?
Sokka: (Sarcastically) Oh no. Han's out there on a top secret mission while I'm here sharpening my boomerang. Everything's fine.
Chief: Listen to me, I took you off the mission for selfish reasons. I have a special task in mind for you.
Sokka: What? You want me to scrub the barracks?
Chief: I want you to guard my daughter, Princess Yue.
Sokka: (Stunned) Sure… that shouldn't be too hard.

Episode: 20
Katara: I can't believe I lost him.
Sokka: You did everything you could. And now we need to do everything we can to get him back. Zuko can't have gotten far. We'll find him. Aang's going to be fine.
Katara: Okay. It's alright, you stay here Momo in case Aang comes back.
Sokka: Yip yip.

Yue: Don't worry! Prince Zuko can't beg getting too far in this kind of weather.
Katara: I'm not worried they'll getting away in the blizzard. I'm worried they won't.
Sokka: They're not going to die in this blizzard. If we know anything it's that Zuko never gives up. They'll survive and we'll find them.

Sokka: Hey, this is some quality rope.
Aang: We need to get to the oasis. The spirits are in trouble!
(Aang goes back to Zuko's unconscious body)
Aang: Wait! We can't just leave him here.
Sokka: Sure we can. Let's go.
Aang: No. If we leave him he'll die.
Sokka: Yeah, this makes a lot of sense! Let's bring the guy whose constantly trying to kill us!

Sokka: Are you okay?
Yue: I feel faint.
Aang: I feel it too. The Moon Spirit is in trouble.
Yue: I owe the Moon Spirit my life.
Sokka: What do you mean?
Yue: When I was born I was very sick and very weak. Most babies cry when they are born, but I was born like I was asleep, my eyes closed. Our healers did everything they could. They told my mother and father that I was going to die. My father pleaded with the spirits to save me. That night, beneath the full moon he brought me to the oasis and placed me in the pond. My dark hair turned white, I opened my eyes and began to cry and they knew I would live. That's why my mother named me Yue, for the moon.

Katara: It's too late. It's dead.
Iroh: You have been touched by the Moon Spirit. Some of its life is in you.
Yue: Yes, you're right. It gave me life. Maybe I can give it back.
Sokka: No! You don't have to do that!
Yue: It's my duty Sokka.
Sokka: I won't let you! Your father told me to protect you!
Yue: I have to do this.
(Yue gives her life to restore the Moon Spirit)
Sokka: No!
(Sokka holds Yue's body close to him)
Sokka: She's gone. She's gone.

Yue: Goodbye Sokka. I'll always be with you.

Chief: The spirits gave me a vision when Yue was born. I saw a beautiful brave young woman become the Moon Spirit. I knew this day would come.
Sokka: You must be proud.
Chief: So proud… and sad.