The Day That Nick Gets Krimped Because He's Dumb
Once upon a time there was a little kib named Dick (Nick), he likes to play league SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO muh, but then one day CoD player Gaydunn (Haydunn) sucked him straight into Rust (A Video game), so they both go Admin in a server because they were playing it 5ever. So then they abused all the admin commands so then became. So one day Chuck Norris appeared, blasted through the wall with his might Flimple Flomp kick,, and then proceeded to enter Dick's kitchen and take a sip of egg nog (This is aroudn Christmas Time). Meanwhile at Gaydunn's house, Bruce Lee appeared and used his almighty humple duck punch kick slap squeal knee dick move into Gaydunn's ceiling. So then he kicked Gaydunn so hard in the grotoolas that he flew into the the computer and landed in Summoner's Rift in League of Legends and Nick... I mean DICK was there also. They both instantly thougth they were scooed because they had no items. Meanwheil on the enemy team Krimp King Ash was shitting on their lives so hard that Gaydunn and Dick went 0/25000/0.
Wehn the game ended they both ended up in the main menu of League of Legends. They had no cluz on what to do so they just kind of umm how do I say faguetted, out of there. Then they both died in one Krimp from Krimp King Ash because they wouldn't play League with him earlier in the day of new years eve of the 25th of feburary.
So there ya have guysz, they ended up dying becaude they didn't League with they're krimpai~. Remember kibs, if you have krimpais~ that want to pray League with you, you gotta say NO, SWIPER, NO...yes... I mean I will play with you in league of Legends.
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