Kingdom Hearts: What was SUPPOSED to happen.
Disclaimer
I own Riku. I don't own anyone else.
Note: Kawaii: Cute (It's Japenese), and Squall is Leon
Chapter 1: Destiny Island
"Oh man, now the scores 0 to 99!!!" cried Sora.
"You really think you can defeat me?" replied Riku in his cool voice which
I love.
"Yes!"
"You two at it again" asked Kairi.
"Yes! Riku keeps beating me!" replied Sora.
"Shouldn't we be working on the raft?" said Riku quickly, not wanting an
argument.
Being extremely smart, Riku had actually already finished his part. What he
REALLY wanted to do was make Sora go away. Sora went off looking around for
2 logs, a rope and a cloth. Riku laughed as he watched Sora run back and
forth asking Kairi for hints off where they were.
"Hey, what's happening man?" asked a voice behind him.
Riku turned round to see Tidus, Wakka and Selphie.
"Want to play WAR!!" asked Selphie.
"No, you're all too easy!" replied Riku
"How you versus us three?" suggested Tidus. Glad for a bit of a challenge
Riku replied,
"Sure, ok"
"No crying when we beat you, ya?" said Wakka
They all went to the 'battle ground". Which was actually the main bit of
the beach. Tidus, Wakka and Selphie formed a triangle around Riku.
"3, ya, 2, ya," started Wakka
"teehee, 1" finished Selphie.
Selphie ran at him first. Riku just swung his woodensword making her fall
over, and the skipping rope go flying. Riku then jumped the ball from
behind, which he knew Wakka threw at him as he had just yelled: 'Take
this'. He then beat up Tidus before he could get an attack in and he sat
defeated on the floor. Riku then beat Selphie in one swing of his sword. He
then dodged another ball from Wakka, jumped behind him and knocked him out.
He is VERY strong after all.
"I can't believe I lost!" cried Selphie running off to her fishing spot in
tears.
"I trained you good, ya?" Wakka said.
"No, because I trained you" replied Riku
"Your good" Tidus said. Then he and Wakka went off to discuss what they
were going to do tomorrow.
Riku then went off to his tree and sat and thought for a while.
"I really hope the raft works. I can't stand this island much longer, it's
too..................small"
"There you are" Riku looked up to see the love of his life, Kairi. And
Sora.
"Hey."
"So what was your world like Kairi" asked Sora, who was now lying down on
Riku's tree, with Kairi sitting by his feet.
"I told you, I don't remember" replied Kairi, trying not to act annoyed
with Sora, as he had only asked her that 3 times that day already.
"Do you really think there are other worlds out there?" asked Sora
completely contratidicting what he had just said.
"Who knows? We'll never know by staying here." replied Riku, who was now
leaning against the tree."Say there are other worlds out there, then why
did we end up on this one? We could of easily ended up on another one,
right?"
Sora said his standard response " Uh, I dunno"
"Exactly" replied Riku.
"You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you?" said Kairi.
"Thanks to you. If you hadn't come here, I would never of thought of any of
this" said Riku "Kairi, thanks"
They started to head home. When Kairi got to the place where she had to go
in a different direction Riku told Sora about the paopu fruit, which he had
found the day before.
"Hey, Sora"Riku yelled throwing it to Sora.
"Huh?" said Sora
"It's a paopu fruit. They say if two people share one, there destinys
become intertwined no matter what" he explained"It's what you wanted"
"Huh?" Sora said again being very ungrateful and chucking the fruit away.
The next day Riku woke up. He looked around and sighed.
"Always the same" he murmered before getting out of bed. He looked very
kawaii even though his hair was a bit of a mess. He got dressed and sorted
out his hair, and went outside to look for Kairi. He found her by the
raft.
"Hey, Kairi" he said
"Riku! Have you seen Sora?" asked Kairi.
"No. Lazybum is probaly still asleep"
"HEY! You're as bad as me!" said a voice behind them. Kairi giggled.
"We're getting the rations today!" she said "Sora, you go get: 2 coconuts,
3 fish, 3 mushrooms, and some drinking water. Put in this bottle. But not
from the ocean!"
"Ok!" said Sora heading to the ocean to fill up the bottle.
"Don't be such a prat!" yelled Riku after him."Not from the ocean!"
"I don't see YOU doing anything!" Sora yelled back
"I'm uh...Thinking up a name!" he said quickly
"That's not fair! I've already decided to call it Excalibur!" said Sora.
"That's a dumb name. Let's call it Highwind!"
"No, Excalibur!"
"How about," Riku started
"The usual!" Sora finished
"You two at it again?" asked Kairi "Ok, First one to that tree with the
convient star on, and back, anyway you want!"
"If I win, uh, I'm captain! And if you win..."Sora said
"I get to share the paopu with Kairi"Riku finished
"Huh?" said Sora
"Deal? Winner gets to share the paopu with Kairi" Riku said.
"You ready! On my marks..." Kairi said, "1,2,3!!!"
Riku and Sora dashed off at top speed. Riku headed straight over the wooden
bridge, making it collapse so Sora couldn't follow him. He always did this,
because Sora was too stupid to work out a different direction. He always
tried to follow him. He ran over the bridge, swung across the rope swing
thing, and jumped from tree to tree, until he reached the star tree. He
yawned when he realised Sora was still near the beginning. He slowly jumped
down from the tree, walked all the way back and got the finishing point at
around the same time Sora got the star tree.
"You win again," Kairi said smiling, "what a surprise!"
"You cheated!" yelled Sora when he finnaly got back."You broke the bridge!"
"You could of gone a different route!"Riku replied."Anyway, the raft's
being called Highwind"
Sora then made the face. The really funny one he always does when he loses.
Riku laughed.
"Huh?"
"You should of seen your face!" he laughed."Oh by the way, the scores now 0
to 100 to me"
"Oh, man...."Sora said before wondering off to find the rations.
Meanwhile, in another world called Disney Castle, duck named Donald Duck
had just woken up. He was heading down the corridor smiling, his stick
placed under his arm. He came to a huge door, knocked and attemping to open
the door. After about 5 minutes, he remembered the little door, knocked
again, and walked through the door.
"Good Morning your......"said Donald before realising he was talking to a
empty chair."WHAT!!!" A cute dog called Pluto crept around the back of the
chair carring a letter in his mouth.
Donald ran out of the castle to find his best friend Goofy. He found him
slepping in the sun in the garden.
"WAKE UP!!" he yelled, to no sucess!
"WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled again and zapped Goofy.
"OW!!!" Goofy yelled (What kind of names are Donald and Goofy anyway?)
"We have an emergency!!" Donald said "You can't tell anyone! It's top
secret"
"Queen Minnie?"
"Not even the Queen!"
"Daisy?" Goofy said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Donald quaked.
"Uh, good morning ladies!!"
"WHAT!!" he yelled and turned round to see Minnie and Daisy standing behind
him.
Donald read out the letter to everyone. It basically said that the worlds
were being swallowed by the heartless, and that Donald and Goofy have to
find the Keyblade.
"What does this mean?" asked Daisy
"It means, we just have to trust the king" said Minnie who is as dumb as
her husband Mickey. (For Gawds sake Disney, can't you think off anything
more original than 'Disney Castle' which is run by 'Queen Minnie' and 'King
Mickey'! And what kind off names are Mickey and Minnie? There worse than
Donald and Daisy. Though I think Goofy might be worse. The only decent name
you've ever thought up of is Pluto!)
So Donald and Goofy went to Traverse Town to find Squall, and learn more
about the key. (Gawd, that part is dumb, needs Riku!)
Riku looked up at the sky. It had suddenly turned black and a dark portal
had formed in the sky. "Better find Sora and Kairi" he thought.
He said a quick goodbye to his mum, and ran outside. There were these black
things everywhere, and a voice inside his head whispered to him the name
'Heartless'. He got out his woodensword, but quickly realised that it
didn't work against the Heartless. He did the only thing he could do. He
ran. He ran into the secret place and saw a door and Kairi. In a flash he
remembered seeing the door 5 years ago, in the same place, with the same
keyhole.
"Riku............" cried Kairi as she disappeared.
"KAIRI!!!" Riku yelled.
"This world has been connected" A voice said. Riku turned round to see a
man in a black cloak. "Tied to the darkness"
"Who are you? And what did you with Kairi!!" Riku yelled.
"And you know nothing"
"TELL ME WHERE KAIRI IS!!" Riku yelled
"Those who know nothing, can unterstand nothing" the man said
"TELL ME!!!" Riku yelled as the man disappeared. And then he saw it. The
picture. On one side was Sora, and on the other was Kairi. They were both
smiling, and Sora was giving Kairi what he reconised as a paopu fruit. A
surge of jealousy rushed through his body. He cared more about Kairi than
Sora ever would. As he was thinking it, a strange weapon came to him. A
huge key, with a sharp edge. Something inside him told him that this was
the keyblade, and that it was the only weapon which could stop the
heartless.
"Pretty lame weapon" Riku said to himself. He shrugged, and went back
outside. He was planning to look for Sora when he had found Kairi, but he
was now furious at him and couldn't be bothered. When the next lot of
heartless attacked him, Riku swung the key. To his surprise it killed all
of them.
"Wow! Not so Soraish after all!" Riku thought, and killed a few more.
Suddenly this huge black thing came. It had a heart shaped hole where his
heart should of been, and he was at least 5 times as tall as Riku. It was
holding Sora in one hand.
"LET SORA GO!" yelled Riku, who had decided that even though he hated him
at the moment, he didn't want him dead. The black thing said nothing and
Sora diappeared in the same way Kairi had. Riku attacked the black thing.
It only took a few seconds before Riku had killed it. A bright light filled
Destiny Island and Riku felt himself be transported to another
world.............
What do you think? Don't worry, next chapter will be funnier!
Disclaimer
I own Riku. I don't own anyone else.
Note: Kawaii: Cute (It's Japenese), and Squall is Leon
Chapter 1: Destiny Island
"Oh man, now the scores 0 to 99!!!" cried Sora.
"You really think you can defeat me?" replied Riku in his cool voice which
I love.
"Yes!"
"You two at it again" asked Kairi.
"Yes! Riku keeps beating me!" replied Sora.
"Shouldn't we be working on the raft?" said Riku quickly, not wanting an
argument.
Being extremely smart, Riku had actually already finished his part. What he
REALLY wanted to do was make Sora go away. Sora went off looking around for
2 logs, a rope and a cloth. Riku laughed as he watched Sora run back and
forth asking Kairi for hints off where they were.
"Hey, what's happening man?" asked a voice behind him.
Riku turned round to see Tidus, Wakka and Selphie.
"Want to play WAR!!" asked Selphie.
"No, you're all too easy!" replied Riku
"How you versus us three?" suggested Tidus. Glad for a bit of a challenge
Riku replied,
"Sure, ok"
"No crying when we beat you, ya?" said Wakka
They all went to the 'battle ground". Which was actually the main bit of
the beach. Tidus, Wakka and Selphie formed a triangle around Riku.
"3, ya, 2, ya," started Wakka
"teehee, 1" finished Selphie.
Selphie ran at him first. Riku just swung his woodensword making her fall
over, and the skipping rope go flying. Riku then jumped the ball from
behind, which he knew Wakka threw at him as he had just yelled: 'Take
this'. He then beat up Tidus before he could get an attack in and he sat
defeated on the floor. Riku then beat Selphie in one swing of his sword. He
then dodged another ball from Wakka, jumped behind him and knocked him out.
He is VERY strong after all.
"I can't believe I lost!" cried Selphie running off to her fishing spot in
tears.
"I trained you good, ya?" Wakka said.
"No, because I trained you" replied Riku
"Your good" Tidus said. Then he and Wakka went off to discuss what they
were going to do tomorrow.
Riku then went off to his tree and sat and thought for a while.
"I really hope the raft works. I can't stand this island much longer, it's
too..................small"
"There you are" Riku looked up to see the love of his life, Kairi. And
Sora.
"Hey."
"So what was your world like Kairi" asked Sora, who was now lying down on
Riku's tree, with Kairi sitting by his feet.
"I told you, I don't remember" replied Kairi, trying not to act annoyed
with Sora, as he had only asked her that 3 times that day already.
"Do you really think there are other worlds out there?" asked Sora
completely contratidicting what he had just said.
"Who knows? We'll never know by staying here." replied Riku, who was now
leaning against the tree."Say there are other worlds out there, then why
did we end up on this one? We could of easily ended up on another one,
right?"
Sora said his standard response " Uh, I dunno"
"Exactly" replied Riku.
"You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you?" said Kairi.
"Thanks to you. If you hadn't come here, I would never of thought of any of
this" said Riku "Kairi, thanks"
They started to head home. When Kairi got to the place where she had to go
in a different direction Riku told Sora about the paopu fruit, which he had
found the day before.
"Hey, Sora"Riku yelled throwing it to Sora.
"Huh?" said Sora
"It's a paopu fruit. They say if two people share one, there destinys
become intertwined no matter what" he explained"It's what you wanted"
"Huh?" Sora said again being very ungrateful and chucking the fruit away.
The next day Riku woke up. He looked around and sighed.
"Always the same" he murmered before getting out of bed. He looked very
kawaii even though his hair was a bit of a mess. He got dressed and sorted
out his hair, and went outside to look for Kairi. He found her by the
raft.
"Hey, Kairi" he said
"Riku! Have you seen Sora?" asked Kairi.
"No. Lazybum is probaly still asleep"
"HEY! You're as bad as me!" said a voice behind them. Kairi giggled.
"We're getting the rations today!" she said "Sora, you go get: 2 coconuts,
3 fish, 3 mushrooms, and some drinking water. Put in this bottle. But not
from the ocean!"
"Ok!" said Sora heading to the ocean to fill up the bottle.
"Don't be such a prat!" yelled Riku after him."Not from the ocean!"
"I don't see YOU doing anything!" Sora yelled back
"I'm uh...Thinking up a name!" he said quickly
"That's not fair! I've already decided to call it Excalibur!" said Sora.
"That's a dumb name. Let's call it Highwind!"
"No, Excalibur!"
"How about," Riku started
"The usual!" Sora finished
"You two at it again?" asked Kairi "Ok, First one to that tree with the
convient star on, and back, anyway you want!"
"If I win, uh, I'm captain! And if you win..."Sora said
"I get to share the paopu with Kairi"Riku finished
"Huh?" said Sora
"Deal? Winner gets to share the paopu with Kairi" Riku said.
"You ready! On my marks..." Kairi said, "1,2,3!!!"
Riku and Sora dashed off at top speed. Riku headed straight over the wooden
bridge, making it collapse so Sora couldn't follow him. He always did this,
because Sora was too stupid to work out a different direction. He always
tried to follow him. He ran over the bridge, swung across the rope swing
thing, and jumped from tree to tree, until he reached the star tree. He
yawned when he realised Sora was still near the beginning. He slowly jumped
down from the tree, walked all the way back and got the finishing point at
around the same time Sora got the star tree.
"You win again," Kairi said smiling, "what a surprise!"
"You cheated!" yelled Sora when he finnaly got back."You broke the bridge!"
"You could of gone a different route!"Riku replied."Anyway, the raft's
being called Highwind"
Sora then made the face. The really funny one he always does when he loses.
Riku laughed.
"Huh?"
"You should of seen your face!" he laughed."Oh by the way, the scores now 0
to 100 to me"
"Oh, man...."Sora said before wondering off to find the rations.
Meanwhile, in another world called Disney Castle, duck named Donald Duck
had just woken up. He was heading down the corridor smiling, his stick
placed under his arm. He came to a huge door, knocked and attemping to open
the door. After about 5 minutes, he remembered the little door, knocked
again, and walked through the door.
"Good Morning your......"said Donald before realising he was talking to a
empty chair."WHAT!!!" A cute dog called Pluto crept around the back of the
chair carring a letter in his mouth.
Donald ran out of the castle to find his best friend Goofy. He found him
slepping in the sun in the garden.
"WAKE UP!!" he yelled, to no sucess!
"WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled again and zapped Goofy.
"OW!!!" Goofy yelled (What kind of names are Donald and Goofy anyway?)
"We have an emergency!!" Donald said "You can't tell anyone! It's top
secret"
"Queen Minnie?"
"Not even the Queen!"
"Daisy?" Goofy said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Donald quaked.
"Uh, good morning ladies!!"
"WHAT!!" he yelled and turned round to see Minnie and Daisy standing behind
him.
Donald read out the letter to everyone. It basically said that the worlds
were being swallowed by the heartless, and that Donald and Goofy have to
find the Keyblade.
"What does this mean?" asked Daisy
"It means, we just have to trust the king" said Minnie who is as dumb as
her husband Mickey. (For Gawds sake Disney, can't you think off anything
more original than 'Disney Castle' which is run by 'Queen Minnie' and 'King
Mickey'! And what kind off names are Mickey and Minnie? There worse than
Donald and Daisy. Though I think Goofy might be worse. The only decent name
you've ever thought up of is Pluto!)
So Donald and Goofy went to Traverse Town to find Squall, and learn more
about the key. (Gawd, that part is dumb, needs Riku!)
Riku looked up at the sky. It had suddenly turned black and a dark portal
had formed in the sky. "Better find Sora and Kairi" he thought.
He said a quick goodbye to his mum, and ran outside. There were these black
things everywhere, and a voice inside his head whispered to him the name
'Heartless'. He got out his woodensword, but quickly realised that it
didn't work against the Heartless. He did the only thing he could do. He
ran. He ran into the secret place and saw a door and Kairi. In a flash he
remembered seeing the door 5 years ago, in the same place, with the same
keyhole.
"Riku............" cried Kairi as she disappeared.
"KAIRI!!!" Riku yelled.
"This world has been connected" A voice said. Riku turned round to see a
man in a black cloak. "Tied to the darkness"
"Who are you? And what did you with Kairi!!" Riku yelled.
"And you know nothing"
"TELL ME WHERE KAIRI IS!!" Riku yelled
"Those who know nothing, can unterstand nothing" the man said
"TELL ME!!!" Riku yelled as the man disappeared. And then he saw it. The
picture. On one side was Sora, and on the other was Kairi. They were both
smiling, and Sora was giving Kairi what he reconised as a paopu fruit. A
surge of jealousy rushed through his body. He cared more about Kairi than
Sora ever would. As he was thinking it, a strange weapon came to him. A
huge key, with a sharp edge. Something inside him told him that this was
the keyblade, and that it was the only weapon which could stop the
heartless.
"Pretty lame weapon" Riku said to himself. He shrugged, and went back
outside. He was planning to look for Sora when he had found Kairi, but he
was now furious at him and couldn't be bothered. When the next lot of
heartless attacked him, Riku swung the key. To his surprise it killed all
of them.
"Wow! Not so Soraish after all!" Riku thought, and killed a few more.
Suddenly this huge black thing came. It had a heart shaped hole where his
heart should of been, and he was at least 5 times as tall as Riku. It was
holding Sora in one hand.
"LET SORA GO!" yelled Riku, who had decided that even though he hated him
at the moment, he didn't want him dead. The black thing said nothing and
Sora diappeared in the same way Kairi had. Riku attacked the black thing.
It only took a few seconds before Riku had killed it. A bright light filled
Destiny Island and Riku felt himself be transported to another
world.............
What do you think? Don't worry, next chapter will be funnier!