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A/N:
Me (eating cookie) Yay!! Cookie!
Voldemort (comes in wearing bathrobe): OH NO NOT THE COOKIE!
Uh yeah I was really really bored so I wrote this. Its my first fanfic and I know its not very good. No flames! If you flame then I want to see YOU do better!
LOL its random.
Please review! Please! I'll give you a cookie if you do LOL!
It was lunch time then. Dumbledore was sitting in his office. There were portraits there.
"Hello," said the portrait.
"Hello," said Dumbledore happily and he ate a lemon drop then.
A phoenix was there also.
"Hello," Dumbledore said to the phoenix. He ate a lemon drop and looked in the Pensive. There were memories in there. Dumbledore looked at the memories in the Pensive and he was happy after that because he liked his pensive.
Then there was….a knock on the door! (A/N: Cliffie! What will happen next I wonder?)
"Come in." Said Dumbledore and he ate another lemon drop.
The door opened. Then Krystalynne Snowfall Riddle Cullen came in. She was the new Auror hired to be security at the school even though she was not a student because she had already gone to Beauxbatons University so she had a diploma already. She was sixteen years old and a veela. Snowfall was her veela name instead of her human name, which she had because she had been raised in France by veelas.
"Hi," says Krystalynne. "I see you are eating lemon drops, old man! Your beard will turn yellow!" she said hilariously. Dumbledore laughed because it was funny.
"As clever as ever, Snowfall," he laughed. His eyes twinkled then. Krystalynne laughed too because she was Dumbledore's best friend and because she was funny so Dumbledore wanted her to be his best friend because Dumbledore liked funny people for he was also funny.
"I want a lemon drop too," said Krystalynne Snowfall Riddle Cullen.
"O.K." said Dumbledore and gave her a lemon drop. Krystalynne ate the demon drop and her rosebud lips puckered because it was a Lemon drop.
"Ouch!" said Krystalynne. It was a sour lemon drop. "This sure is a sour lemon drop, Dumbles!" Dumbles was her nickname for Dumbledore. He called her Snowglobe because she sparkled like snow and because she was a veela so she had grown up in France, where it was very cold.
"Oh, no, really!" said Dumbledore. "I will get a refund!" he said happily.
"Ha ha" said Snowfall and then she ate another lemon drop but this one wasn't sour.
"And then I can buy a BMW so I can go on a road trip," announced Dumbledore. "I can even go to the Statue of Liberty and I can get a t-shirt for Snape because he has been very grumpy lately! A shirt will cheer him right up, for sure!"
"Indeed," remarked Snowglobe then. She ate a lemon drop. So did Dumbledore. They ate some more lemon drops then and then they stopped because they were sour.
"I think I will sue." Said Dumbledore.
"Good idea." said Krystalynne, and then her birthmark hurt her because sometimes it hurt like that. It was black and on her left forearm and it was a big birthmark shaped thing. It had been there since she was born and no one knew why. "Ouch!" she announced. "My arm hurts!"
"Oh no!" said Dumbledore sadly and he was sad because he knew what this meant. "I wish I knew why!" he lied even though he knew that it meant that Krystalynne was the son of Tom Riddle who was also VOLDEMORT.
"Ouch!" said Krystalynne unhappily and she fell on the floor screaming.
"OH NO." Said Dumbledore. He ate a lemon drop. Then he went to get Mrs. McGonagall, who taught Transfiguration at the school where Dumbledore taught Headmaster. The school was called Hogwarts and it was downstairs. Dumbledore went down the stairs and thought about Krystalynne. She was his best friend. He would be sad if she died.
"She is my best friend," he said sadly. "She cannot die even though there are things much worse than death." Then he ate a lemon drop and was sad because lemon drops are one of the things that are always better when shared with a friend. If Krystalynne died Dumbledore would never eat a lemon drop again.
"I must eat lemon drops again." He said. "I must save my little Snowglobe."
Meanwhile Krystalynne was screaming a lot and she was crying. Her tears were limpid and they sparkled a lot. She lied on the floor and screamed. She was sad. She was also angry because she did not like pain because pain hurt. "I am angry!" she screamed and it hurt to scream. It hurt to do a lot of things though so she still screamed because she was in pain.
"Oh no" said Harry Potter then. "Someone is in trouble!" He was in the Gryffindor common room but he ran into a hole in the wall and he was no longer in the Gryffindor common room. He ran a lot and he saw stairs so he went up them because he had to save Krystalynne. He was brave. He ran even more then and he was in Dumbledore's office. "Lemon drop." he said because that was the Password and he had to know the Password to be in Dumbledore's office. Then he saw Krystalynne. He had never seen her before but he knew she was an Auror and he liked Aurors because he wanted to be one when he grew up. Besides she sparkled and he knew that that meant that she was special. He did not see the Dark Mark-shaped birthmark on her arm but he would not have cared if he had.
"Oh no!" he said. "Krystalynne is dying!"
"Help me." said Krystalynne unhappily!
"I will help you!" said Harry and he picked her up and jumped out the window. They fell out the window.
"Accio." he said on the way down and his flying broom came to pick him up. They flew away to St. Mungo's together because Harry's classes were not important anyway.
Meanwhile………………………..!
Dumbledore walked down the hall. There were portraits on the hall. There were also students. Dumbledore saw the students and was scared because he knew that Voldemort would like to kill the students except the ones in Slytherin.
"Go to your houses!" He yelled. "Voldemort is trying to kill you!"
The students looked at each other and then they laughed because they were stupid conformists.
"You are an old fool!" the students said. "Voldemort does not exist because Rita Skeeter said so!"
"Oh no!" said Dumbledore because he knew what this meant for the school.
And then Professor McGonagall opened a door and came out of it because it was the Transfiguration classroom and class was over now. Students came out of the classroom and then they went to lunch where they ate lunch and talked a lot but they weren't important. They were Hufflepuffs!
"A student is in trouble!" shouted Dumbledore.
"What?" shouted McGonagall loudly. "We must save a student!"
"Yes we must!" said Dumbledore. "This is a very serious situation!"
"Yes it is!" remarked McGonagall!
Then they went to Dumbledore's office and said the Password. Krystalynne was not there. A phoenix was there though.
"What has happened?" asked McGonagall. She was scared. Dumbledore hugged her and she stopped being scared.
"Who kidnapped my little Snowglobe?" he announced.
The phoenix ate a cracker. Then it squawked.
"Harry Potter!" it squawked.
"Oh no!" said Dumbledore and McGonagall together! "Harry Potter!"
"Oh no," shouted Dumbledore. "My parrot can talk!"
But it was a phoenix, not a parrot.
I wrote a cliffhanger!
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