Oh, the random ideas I come up with when rping… Enjoy! Challenge info is at the bottom!
"Die, you annoying creature! Die!"
Gingka turned, hearing an all-too-familiar voice.
"Galaxy? What are you-" the redhead was cut off as the authoress barreled past him, chasing a small creature which was shaped rather like a pencil, with paper legs and a paperclip nose.
"What in the world is that thing?" Gingka asked, as Galaxy pounced and skidded on her face for a couple of inches, losing sight of the creature.
"It's every author's worst nightmare!" Galaxy replied, getting up and dusting herself off.
"Then why are you chasing it?" Gingka asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because it's so annoying!" Galaxy exclaimed.
As if on cue, the pencil-paper creature appeared on the building above their heads and blew a raspberry at the authoress.
Galaxy growled.
"Just you wait! I will catch you!" she yelled up, then snapped her fingers and appeared on the roof next to the creature, which squealed and disappeared, leaving the authoress fuming. Moments later, she again appeared on the ground next to Gingka.
"Tell me immediately if you see that annoying thing…" Galaxy growled, stalking off.
Gingka gulped and nodded, then walked off in the opposite direction, heading for the B-Pit.
"Oh, Gingka! I was wondering where you went!" Madoka exclaimed half an hour later as the redhead entered the B-Pit.
"I went for a walk." Gingka sighed, looking around nervously.
"Is something wrong?" Madoka asked.
"Galaxy's back."
"Well, that's not bad, is it?"
"With her current mood, it is."
"What do you mean?"
"Gahh! Get back here, pest!"
Madoka and Gingka looked out the window to see the creature from earlier sprinting down the street, with Galaxy hot on its heels, smacking the ground with a giant flyswatter in an attempt to hit it.
"She's a bit upset at that… creature…" Gingka said once the pair had disappeared. "She's trying to kill it."
"Galaxy trying to kill something? That's a new one." Madoka raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah. I wonder why she hates it so much, but I don't really want to get in her path when she's in this mood." Gingka said.
"Me neither." Madoka said.
However, that plan was not to last, as a still-fuming Galaxy came into the B-Pit minutes later, apparently having lost track of the creature she had been chasing.
"Are you okay, Galaxy?" Madoka asked warily.
"Fine." Galaxy muttered. "Just have something to take care of." the authoress stormed up the stairs as she spoke, headed for the roof access.
Gingka and Madoka sighed in relief, then continued with their work.
Just as the sun began setting, Galaxy returned, grinning, a fabric sack slung over her shoulder.
"Well, you look satisfied with yourself." Madoka commented.
"I caught it, and now it can't bug me anymore!" Galaxy exclaimed, holding up the sack.
"Caught what?" Gingka asked.
"That annoying creature from earlier." Galaxy smirked.
"The pencil-paper thing that you said was an author's worst nightmare?"
"Yup."
"Why did you want to catch it if it's a nightmare?"
"I meant figuratively, Gingka."
"Okay, but that still doesn't tell me why you wanted to catch it."
"Simple: I had to get rid of it." Galaxy said, snapping her fingers and causing the sack and creature inside to disappear.
"What is it?"
"It's called Writer's Block. It's an FFA's worst enemy. And now, it's back where it belongs."
"Which is where?" Gingka asked warily.
"Whirling through time and space, and out of my mind! It always manages to come back though, at the most annoying times. Anyway, I'm back to my writing. Later!" Galaxy waved and stepped into a portal that had appeared behind her.
"Well, that was… eventful."
Me: Yeah, I did just do that. Anyway, here's the challenge info!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a oneshot similar to this one! Pick something, an idea, like Writer's Block, that is annoying to you as a writer, turn it into a creature, and get rid of it in any way you want to! Kill it, torture it, blast it into oblivion! You can use anything, even writer's block! The winner will get to request a oneshot of their favorite character, with pretty much any plotline, and I'll write it! A few basic rules before you go start writing:
#1: Naturally, my usual no-Yaoi. However, if Yaoi is what annoys you, and you want to kill it, then go right ahead! You just can't have any actual Yaoi scenes in your story. The same rule applies for cross-dressing.
#2: It must be a oneshot. Easy enough, right?
#3: Please, please, PLEASE write more than just a few paragraphs. This will give you more of a chance at winning.
And, to those of you who entered my previous contest, which I rather forgot about, I'll just say that everyone won, since I had barely anyone enter. Anyway, enjoy, and review or PM me if you're entering!