A/N: this is my first fic testing it out so help me out by r&r. This 'fic
is about a kids not so pleasant journey and battle school. Slowgoin at
first but don't abondon me :-). Humor/crudity, but no slash. ;-)
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Scott sat on the shuttle with a sick feeling in his stomach because of the disorientation of low gravity. He looked around and saw that many of the other kids were dealing with this better than he was.
"Hey! Look at this idiot! He looks like he's gonna barf all over the poor kid sitting next to him!" shouted one of the other boys pointing at Scott.
Scott couldn't stop the inevitable, so he turned and threw up all over the kid that was still rambling on. The boy sitting next to Scott looked to see what the commotion was and laughed hysterically at the once arrogant, now gross, wet, mess of vomit floating around the cabin of the shuttle.
"Hey, nice job handling that situation, kid," said the "poor boy", "My name is Bart, whats yours?"
"Scott, but i don't really have the stomach to talk right now as you can see," he shot a glance at the arrogant kid having trouble cleaning himself up.
Bart took a hankerchief out of his pocket and threw it to him with a twisted look on his face.
The shuttle finally docked at the massive battle school in earths orbit and the students started filing out with Scott bringing up the rear. As he was stepping out of the hatch, he failed to notice the "Please Watch Your Step" sign above. He stumbled down a few stairs and squashed Bart who was just ahead of him. The kid in front of Bart turned his attention to Scott's fallen friend and absentmindedly walked into the student in front, causing a domino effect. It finally ended when a stocky kid stumbled into the launch commander who fell flat on his face.
He stumbled to his feet and straightened his hat, then started shouting angrily "What the hell just happened?! Whoever the klutz is that started this, they're gonna sleep in the furnace chamber tonight!!!"
They all walked for awhile longer with the commander grumbling in the front of the line not noticing that the back of his neatly pressed pants were ripped. All the students were trying not to laugh in fear of being punished.
They finally reached the barracks; Scott was the first one to go in. He fumbled around in the darkness and found what he thought was the light switch, but was really the circuit breaker. The entire room shorted out in an explosion of glass and light.
Scott sat on the shuttle with a sick feeling in his stomach because of the disorientation of low gravity. He looked around and saw that many of the other kids were dealing with this better than he was.
"Hey! Look at this idiot! He looks like he's gonna barf all over the poor kid sitting next to him!" shouted one of the other boys pointing at Scott.
Scott couldn't stop the inevitable, so he turned and threw up all over the kid that was still rambling on. The boy sitting next to Scott looked to see what the commotion was and laughed hysterically at the once arrogant, now gross, wet, mess of vomit floating around the cabin of the shuttle.
"Hey, nice job handling that situation, kid," said the "poor boy", "My name is Bart, whats yours?"
"Scott, but i don't really have the stomach to talk right now as you can see," he shot a glance at the arrogant kid having trouble cleaning himself up.
Bart took a hankerchief out of his pocket and threw it to him with a twisted look on his face.
The shuttle finally docked at the massive battle school in earths orbit and the students started filing out with Scott bringing up the rear. As he was stepping out of the hatch, he failed to notice the "Please Watch Your Step" sign above. He stumbled down a few stairs and squashed Bart who was just ahead of him. The kid in front of Bart turned his attention to Scott's fallen friend and absentmindedly walked into the student in front, causing a domino effect. It finally ended when a stocky kid stumbled into the launch commander who fell flat on his face.
He stumbled to his feet and straightened his hat, then started shouting angrily "What the hell just happened?! Whoever the klutz is that started this, they're gonna sleep in the furnace chamber tonight!!!"
They all walked for awhile longer with the commander grumbling in the front of the line not noticing that the back of his neatly pressed pants were ripped. All the students were trying not to laugh in fear of being punished.
They finally reached the barracks; Scott was the first one to go in. He fumbled around in the darkness and found what he thought was the light switch, but was really the circuit breaker. The entire room shorted out in an explosion of glass and light.