The Objection Tango

A Inuyasha cross over

Summary: Kagome and

Darren have been friends for a long time and both fell in love with the other but shit hits the fan when Darren meets Debbie a well know whore Kagome gets sick of him always talking about her and tells him her feelings can Darren relies he loves Kagome in time the first ever Darren Shan/Inuyasha crossover.

Me: his ones going to be great it's a two shot and I hope you like

Momo: ya Miko has been work-in hard so be nice

Inuyasha: feh the bitch's lazy you ask me

Momo: Sit no one asked you

Inuyasha: aahh why me

Momo: sweat drops ok Kagome

Kagome: Miko does not own the Darren Shan saga are Inuyasha she dose own Momo there's no changing that


Kagome sighed there he goes again Debbie this and Debbie that why did he always talk's about her

The girl wasa whore she even slept with teachers in fact she's slept with everyone but him for god's sake she cheated lied and yet he took her back every time he was worst then Inuyasha and kikyo and that's saying something.

"Kagome?"Darren asked

"Yeah Darren what you need" Kagome looked at her friend he looked nerves 'wonder what's wrong'

Kagome thought worried about her long time friend.

"Kagome I'm going to ask Debbie to marry me at graduation" he nodded his head in happiness "going to make her my wife she'll be a great mother just think about it me her a family it'll be great" he went on and on never noticing Kagome's silent's to cot up in his fantasy to see the hurt on her face.

"I I got to go Momo wants me to help plan her and Evra's wedding you know soon she'll be Ms. Momo Von so see ya" and with that she gathered her things an ran home.

~at home~

Kagome cried her head in her sisters lap "I can't believe him how could he marry her she's cheated on him ten times seven of them he caught her in the act I just" she cried harder. Momo sighed

Momo jumped up and went to her closet Kagome call Darren and tell him to meet you in the park in one hour we have work to do.

~an hour later at the park~

Darren sat on a park bench waiting for Kagome she had said it was important so he rushed over as soon as he could. He jumped as one by one the street lights started to go off till only his was on. Then music started playing and the light across from him turned on and his breath caught in his throat there standing the was Kagome and she was beautiful she was wearing a black strapless corset styled shirt that reached just above her belly button and low riding black jeans on her feet where comfortable 3 inch boots.

The music started slow and Kagome moved her body slowly to the beat but the music picked up and she started to move around shaking her body to the beat before she started singing.

Objection tango by Shakira

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible

But all the damage she's caused is unfixable

Every twenty seconds you repeat her name

But when it comes to me you don't care

If alive are dead

So objection I don't wanna be the exception

To get a bit of your attention I love you for free and

I'm not your mother but you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle got dizzy

Dancing the tango I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away

Kagome span around and looked him in the eyes Darren couldn't move she was mesmerizing

Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal

That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible

But you gotta know small things also count

You better put your feet on the ground and see

What it's about

Objection I don't want be the exception

To get a bit your attention I love you for free and I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Attention the angles of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing the tango I'm falling

Apart in your hands again no way no no no no

I wish there was chance for you and me

I wish you couldn't find a place to be

Away from here

This is pathetic and sardonic it's sadistic

And psychotic

Tangos not for three it was never meant to

Be but you can try it rehearse it

Or train like a horse but don't you count on me

Don't you count on me boy

Kagome walked closer to him moving her hips to the beat and in trancing him deeper

Objection I don't wanna be the exception

To get a bit of your attention I love you for free

and I'm not your mother But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing the tango

Repeat:

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I got to get away

Get away, get away, get away

When the music stopped Kagome walked to Darren and kissed him on the lips. Darren's head was spinning he never felt this way before not even when he kissed Debbie he felt right but it ended when Kagome pulled away from him and he mourned the lose of her lips.

"I love you Darren I all was have" and with that she ran away

"Kagome wait" Darren yelled chasing after her but she was gone

Darren sighed and pulled out his cell phone and texted Evra and Steve he had to fix this and quick.

Me: That's it see what Darren dose in the next chapter

Kagome: wow that was great miko

Momo: ya amazing

Inuyasha: It sucked

Momo and Kagome: sit sit sit sit sit sit sit inu no baka

Me: R&R and thnx for reading