Yo. So, This is only my second story and TECHNACLY It's not my thinking that made this story seeing as its based off my moms life. Only using Kanda and Allen to play they're roles. BTW, Kanda doesn't enter this story for a good amount of time. But Tyki does! Only hes an ass in this story. Crap. I'm rambling. Oh well, DISCLAMER TIME! Also! Im co-writeing this with my bestist buddy's Dawn and Zack!

Disclamer:We do not own any of the characters in this story. Just the plot, they're personalitys,And all OC's like Dawn and Zack.

Dawn's AN's

*Hi! I'm helping Sora write this! ^^ I just couldn't resist! It's takes a lot of effort for both of us! Hope you like it! ^^ Dawn~

P.S. All random comedy is writen by our LOVELY friend/Bro Zack.

P.S.S Dawn's friend YEMINKI will be contributing her writeing talent to this story here in random completely unplanned chapters. If there are things writen by her it will be mentioned in the future AN's. Thank you and enjoy the story!

"God,I'm nervous. Are you nervous? 'cause I'm very nervous. Shit! You need to be brave in the Black Order don't you?! I'm going to fail, let's just head back now." Yes! Maybe now I'll get to go back. Tee hee.

"NO,Allen. You will NOT back out now we are almost there." She said as she grabbed my arm before I could run .

But

No buts! C mon, we re almost there.

"But Dawn! You KNOW I won't last ten minutes in there! I'm a cowardly wimp. Admit it! I am and I'll just be a disgrace to my country! Besides, Mana doesnt want me to go. He's worried I'll get hurt."

"Bull crap! I talked to him myself. He's perfectly ok with you serving your country and whatnot."

'Shit. She's right. I forgot she was there when I talked to him.' I thought to myself as we neared the gates to the Black order.

"Ah! Were here. So shove that cowerdly side of yours down the drain and get a move on!"

When we arrived at the door step, a guy with glasses dress in white approached us.

New, I believe, he asked us.

"Uh, hi. My names Allen Walker and this is my friend Dawn." Holy crap! I'm already freakin' out and were not even in the building yet! At this rate I'll be dead before training ever starts.

Komui threw us the keys to our room and our uniforms.

"If you will follow me." He said as he lead us to a desk with a lady behind it.

'Miranda Lotto huh?' I thought.

"Alright! If you will sign up with Ms. Lotto here. After you are done I will send a guide to show you around." He said as he went to walk away."Oh! And good luck..." Ugh..Creepy. He looked almost sadistic there.

"H-hello. If y-you would please s-sign your name here a-and your initials h-here." She stuttered out as she handed me a pen. 'Ugh, note to self use hand sanatizer after signing up.' I thought to myself.

"Allen Walker....and ALW Allen Layla Walker." I muttered to myself after signing.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" a loud scream came down the hallway.

Out of nowhere, a guy with a huge sword comes flying and crashes onto a pillar.

"Damn you cafeteria cook Jerry!!" He screams and curses like there was nobody there.

Both Dawn and I looked at him weirdly. Dawn having enough of the nonsense walks up to him and kicks him in the shins..

"OW! What was that for and why'd u have to kick me in the shins? He scowled and then in a polite voice in introduced himself. "I m Zack by the way. Nice to meet'cha"

Both Dawn and I was awestruck. How could someone so rude be so polite at the same time?

"I m Dawn and she's Allen" Dawn told Zack. "Anyway why were you so angry about just now?"

"Well.. apart from the fact that I just flew here from the cafeteria, its because the food is too normal.. Why cant they cook something more fit for a pro rookie like me?... Stupid cook... doesn't want to change his cooking style for me."

"Hmm okaaaaay? Anyway I still gotta sign up so see ya later...Sorry, forgot your name."

"Zack."

"Whatever. Let's go Allen." 'What am I, your slave?' I thought as We went back to the desk.

"OK! So, where do I sign again?" Said Dawn.

"R-r-right here m-miss...?

"Zakura." Man..I SO wish I had a name like her's. Instead I'm stuck with Walker.

"Ok m-miss Zakura. Right he-OH! I'm such a klutz! I'm no use to anybody! I should just go jump out a window!" She said after she spilled ink all over the form. Not to mention, she was about to do just that before I grabbed her wrist.

"Whoa! No no NO! NO jumping out windows! It's just a little ink!" Good Lord, is this woman unstable or something!?!

"Stop flailing!" I yelled as she was trying to get to the window.

"You wont die anyway! Were on the first floor!" O...k? That stoped her. For some odd reason.

"Now, can you get Dawn another form please?" I said in the most calm voice possible.

"Y-y-yes, right a-away miss. H-here you a-are."She stuttered as she handed Dawn a new form.

"N-now, r-right here a-and initials h-here." She once again stuttered.

"Ok, maybe now I can get this done." Dawn mutted while signing.

"Dawn!" I said. "Make her feel worse than she already does why don't'cha!" Geez! She can be so brash sometimes!

"Fine! Fine! Here! Dawn Rain Zakura! There!"

"Uh, Dawn?"

"What!?" She snaped.

"You forgot your initials."

"ARGH!"Yikes."HERE! DRZ,DONE! Happy!?"

"Yes!" I chirped in the most sickely sweet voice I could muster.

"Lets just go.."She muttered while grabbing my coller.

Ah, what an interesting day.