New story for everyone~. This time, I will attempt a Kuroko no Basket story, so let's hope it turns out well. I just recently started the anime, and already, I have the urge to play basketball and be a total Midorima...yeah I would probably be more like a Koganei. I told my friends that if I ever was to play basketball with them, though, that I would use the same technique as my character. Oh yeah, before I forget, thank you Totoro504, a good friend of mine, for giving me some ideas for this fanfic. ROVE YOU AZUSA!


It was a dreary Sunday morning that Kagami Taiga decided to practice his basketball skills. Since there was no school that day, that meant no practice, but that wouldn't stop the red haired male. His determination to be the best basketball player in Japan was that strong. He wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch basketballs was his real test, to train himself was his cause~. He traveled across the world, not searching far and wide.

He had already been out there for an hour when he heard someone behind him. 'Must just be Kuroko.' he thought, his attention remaining on the hoop. Never once did it occur to him that the person behind him could be a rapist or a killer that could possibly over power him by hitting him with the basketball in the back of the head. Freaking basketball idiot.

Eventually, though, the thought of a killer did appear in his head after the person behind him remained silent for about five minutes 'Oi,' he said to himself, 'Why the hell is the guy behind me not saying anything? I can hear him breathing, so I know he's still here. Oi. If you're going to kill me, just get it over with! Don't make this like Saw or something like that!' Pushing his thoughts back, Kagami tried to remain calm, still shooting the ball.

"Kagami Taiga-kun." the female voice behind him made the basketball player almost jump out of him skin as the ball flew out of his hands. He whipped around, immediately meeting lavender eyes. Like the voice suggested, it was in fact a girl, about his age, with long red hair tied into a side braid. She was wearing a teal pull-over jacket with the number '34' on the front, and black skinny jeans along with white tennis shoes.

"Were you the one standing behind me?" Kagami asked cautiously, still staring at the girl, who calmly nodded. "Why the hell didn't you say anything!?"

"What? Did you think a rapist or a killer was behind you?" the girl asked, a smirk forming.

"...Hell no." Hell yes.

The red haired girl bent down and picked up the basketball. "My name is Hakura Chinatsu." she stated, looking the other in the eyes again. "If I make this basketball into the goal, you have to go out with me."

"What?" Kagami asked, his voice full of both shock and confusion. "I don't even know you."

Chinatsu let out a long sigh before saying, "You already know my name, I sit next to you in class, I am on the tennis team, my favorite time of the day is from 2-4 p.m. because I like even numbers. My favorite number is 34 because that is the grade I normally get on tests."

"...You sit next to me in class?" How? This had been the first Kagami could even recall seeing this girl, who claimed to sit right next to him. Was she like Kuroko, with almost no presence?

"So now that you know me, will you agree to my deal?"

Kagami thought for a moment, examining her spot that she was standing and finally nodded. She obviously was going to shoot from the place she stood, which was near the opposite goal, so there was no way she could make it.

Chinatsu took a deep breath, her eyes locking on the hoop across from her."With the trajectory of 45 degrees between myself and the goal, minus that by 90 degrees, that means I will need to exert a 50% power to make it in." She muttered before lifting the ball above her head and shooting it towards the goal.

At this, Kagami's eyes widened in surprise. 'Shit. Is she actually going to make it?' He then felt himself begin to panic, remembering their agreement. He was actually going to be tied down by this girl for who knows how long, and she probably would prohibit him from playing basketball. Then, he noticed something about the girl. 'Wait...Why is she running after the ball?' The red hair watched the girl quickly run after the ball.

"Ho shit! Ho shit! It's not 90 degrees. It's 180! No~!" Chinatsu extended her arm out, hitting the ball so it wouldn't fail. "Kagami-kun watch out!" she shouted, seeing the ball going towards his man-jewels, however he was too slow to react and it was a direct hit~.

Kagami fell to the ground, clutching said damaged spot. "You...why the hell did you hit it at me!?"

"Well if I hadn't stopped it, the ball would have hit you in the face." The girl shot back, picking the ball up again. Why was he complaining? He was still alive so he should be grateful. She saved his life in some way.

"I would have preferred the face."

"I wouldn't have." Chinatsu crouched down next to the male before saying, "Kagami-kun, you may not realize this, but your personality makes happy people want to kill themselves. All you have going for yourself is your looks. In some way, I was saving you from a lonely life. You're welcome sir."

"You..." The red haired male let out a growl, glaring at the calm girl.

"I...will be right back with some ice for little Kagami. Even though it's impossible for you to walk, please stay here Kagami-kun." The girl stood back up and walked off the court with the mission to get ice for the injured athlete..

The basketball player must have stayed on the ground, waiting for Chinatsu to return, for about an hour until he finally realized she wasn't coming back. He could feel anger at the girl, but more of the anger was focused at his own self for actually trusting her to get him ice.

"Kagami-kun, why are you laying on the ground?" Kagami turned his head to behind him, seeing Kuroko staring at him with slight curiosity in his light blue eyes.

"A weird girl threw a basketball at me. She said she would be back with ice but that was an hour ago," he answered, standing up with Kuroko's help. It surprised him at how nonchalantly he could say that instead of yelling that and screaming that he was going to kill her.

"She may have been raped while trying to get it." The shorter boy offered with his usual emotionless face.

"Good. I feel like I was raped." The red haired scoffed, turning his head to the side. "Oh yeah, do you know Hakura Chinatsu?"

Kuroko thought for a moment before asking, "Isn't she the one who sits next to you in class? Why are you asking?"

"She was the one who hit me with the ball." Said in a slightly annoyed tone.

"She's always staring at you in class. It's obvious she likes you."

"She asked me out."

With this statement, the blue haired boy's interest was peaked. "What did you say?"

"I agreed to her deal. After that she hit me in the crotch with the ball,"

"You have such a way with girls, Kagami-kun."

"Just weird girls. She used geometry to shoot the ball, but messed up."

"...But she always fails the geometry tests."

After hearing that, Kagami felt the want to find and hit Chinatsu. "If you don't even understand math, don't use it in sports!"

Kuroko reached up to the other male's shoulder, barely patting it. "Well, good luck with the strange girl you have managed to capture the attention of." Quickly, the blue haired boy walked away before Kagami would attempt to convince him to help him.

"Oi. Kuroko, how about-"

"I can't hear you Kagami-kun. We're breaking up." The phantom player cut off as he continued to walk away.

"We aren't talking on phones idiot!" At that moment, Kagami felt his phone in his red basketball shorts begin to vibrate. He calmly answered it and held it to his ear, waiting to hear a voice.

"Sorry, I can't hear you Kagami-kun. We're breaking up."

"Then don't call me!" the red head shouted into his phone, ignoring his feeling of wanting to throw his phone to the ground in anger. If only it was a Nokia, then it would survive the impact of a crazy gorilla smashing it into the color washed concrete. Was today going to be a day dedicated to pissing Kagami off? If so, the world was doing good so far with that girl then a selfish Kuroko Tetsuya.

"Well, whatever." He sighed, taking in the silence that finally returned to the basketball court. He picked up the basketball once more and continued shooting it through the hoop. He enjoyed just doing this, because he found that doing this really helped clear his mind, which is definitely recommended after those two.

Hakura Chinatsu. A strange girl, Kagami branded, but she definitely gave her best at what she tried. Though he wished he wouldn't see her again, the red haired male knew the two would meet again tomorrow after their first conversation today. Hopefully, she would just do her daily routine and stare at him all day, like Kuroko told him she did.

She said she was on the tennis team, he remembered. Up until now, Kagami never knew Seirin actually had a tennis team. Come to think of it, the only team he really knew of was the basketball team. He let out a scoff. With someone like her, she probably used another school subject to play tennis. Something trivial like World History or English. "Ah," He stopped his thoughts, thinking of something, "But if she's on the team, she must be good at it so then-" The male cut himself off, bringing the basketball right to his face. Without hesitation, he threw the ball right at his face, falling to the ground and clutching it. "...The hell am I thinking about her?" He managed through his hurt face, "The only thing I should be thinking about concerning her is how to repay her for that shot she took at me." He held his clutched fist in front of his face, his 'fighting aura' surrounding him.

Standing back up, he took the ball again and shot the ball once more, leaving the court as soon as the orange sphere hit the ground. After that, he went back to his apartment and took a hard-earned nap where he had a dream that his balls detached and ran away from him, claiming that he loved basketballs more than his own balls. He ended up crying when he woke from that horrific nightmare.


Me: Pretty short chapter, but I promise to make the following chapters longer. Kagami-chan you make a surprisingly good straight character. You're obviously going to be the Abuto in this story...

Kagami: As long as you don't make fun of me a lot.

Me:...Yeah! I never made fun of or attacked Abuto at any moment!

Kagami: Good.

Kuroko: Kagami-kun, don't believe her. She's-

Me: Kuroko. Shut up. Now, Izuki~. Beg for reviews and favorites whilst making your lame jokes.

Izuki: Everyone, please favorite and review. She will be fine with just a short review, but long and detailed ones are greatly appreciated. When the author sees that some one has only favorite or followed and not reviewed, she dies on the inside. Also, if the author gets at least five reviews on her first chapter, I will confess my love to Hyuuga next chapter.