it was a regular dai hoes peek akademy... not a sound was stirring... well, actually the only thing u kood here were ishimaru nd mondo fricking in da bathrooms but jin kirigiri p much gave up on making thm stop. he was shitty ass principal omfg even kirigiri was ashamed of him.
but n e ways all da studenten wer in hte klass room... and naegi was on his i fone. he was da first in da klass 2 get 1 (tbh itz not evn a reel i fone he had chihiro mayke a copy one 4 him.)
"hey niggi kun wat r u playin?" asked sayak myzono as she luked at naeleggis ifone.
"gtfo my man bich we alredy fot aboot dis da othr day." kirigiri sed, poynting an fingr at maizono.
"kirigiri your pussy is way 2 dry 2 be riding my dick like this" maizono informed her.
k watevr" she sed.
"so wat r u playin niggi kun? :O"
"o its dis new game kalled flappy bird. its rly chalenging. my hi score is 3. see if u can beat it." naegg sed. then maizono download fappy bird.
"o look i lost." she said as she lost. "dis is #2fun." and then maizono lost 3 times. and then she SCREAMD WIFF RAGE
"OOH I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SOOOO HEATED OMFG THATS WHY THE ONLY GOOD CHICKEN IS A CHICKEN NUGGET SMFH THAT DUMB ASS BIRD."
"cussing is not permitted at skool." ishimar sed. "go 2 da principals office."
"dont do it sayaka bc im mad daddy nd dat meens hes not allowed 2 see my friends bc he dont deserve them #thestruggelistreal."
"k" naizono say.
"ummm i herd cusing is ther a game tht makes u despair?" junko axed.
"lmao yea its this game kalled flappy bird play it enoshima-sand."
"k."
After five minutes junko realized wat she had 2 do.
that game was so bad
everyone at the school desereved 2 die bc of it.
and thats how the despair inducing incident began
#truestory