Yuki: Hello loves!

Lin:……w….t…..f…..

Yuki: Aww my religion finally surfaces in a story!

Lin: Oh great a witch fic….

Yuki: WICCAN!!! WICCAN!!!!

Lin: call someone who cares….

Yuki: I don't make fun of Lutherans do I?!

Lin: No……..but I don't do voodoo and candle magic in a dark room reserved in the back of the house…

Yuki: -sniffles- you're a cruel woman!! TT3TT

Lin: no shit Sherlock….

Yuki: -runs away crying-

Lin: Dammit! Now have to do the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Yuki does not own Naruto. If she did….well lets just say a certain pink haired woman wouldn't be alive…..

Warning: If you don't like fantasy or (L/N: you are such a loser; Y/N: you interrupted the warning you dork!)

The servants rushed around the empty tavern, getting ready for another busy work day. The heavy scent of spices and sweets filled the air; adding to the musty stench of alcohol. Tables, stools, chairs, counters polished clean and spotless around the place. Candles lit like fallen stars lost on their journey to space. A group of girls giggled as the played with a caramel colored Scotty in the corner, behind the stove. The puppy yipped and danced around at the attention while its mother watched over the four with a weary eye.

"You get back from there right now and go help Elsie!" yelled a young, brown haired teen. A scar ran across his nose; while clad in women's attire just added to his cute and innocent figure. (I know what you must be thinking. 1700's and there is a male wearing a dress. Well this is a fan FICTION, duh) He sighed as he rubbed the flour he had left on his hands onto his apron.

"Hai Iruka-sama!!" the kids said, scurrying off to help one of the older waitresses prepare tables. Iruka shook his head.

"What am I going to do with those three…..in fact, WHERE'S NARUTO?!"

"Sakura," whined the blonde fairy as she hung out clothes to dry. "Stop fixing your hair and help me."

"As if Ino! Why would I stoop to such a discriminating level when I am destined for Royalty," The pixie huffed, flipping back her lengthy pink hair over her shoulder with the back of her hand, "Being beautiful and flawless is a must. Plus, I'd just dirty myself if I did that."

Ino snorted, "Stop fantsizing about what you can't and never will have. Like any of the prince's will love you anyway. Who is it this time? Sasuke, Itachi, Neji, all three? Woman, you are as scandalous as can be!" She pinned the last linen cloth on the line and picked up the now empty basket. "Oh and thanks for the help." She said sarcastically, turning to walk off.

"Uh!" A girl with black and silver hair turned and rubbed her butt, wincing as she brushed over a forming bruise. "Itai…."

Ino gasped and dropped to the ground, setting the basket aside. "Yuki! I am so sorry!"

The girl glanced up at her with laughing blue eyes. "It's okay Ino, nothing a little of Lin's ointment won't do. Have you seen Naruto or Lin? Naruto went missing sometime after we all awoke and Iruka has gone off his rocker. And I need to see Lin. She's making me some more candles which I need to pick up."

Ino shook her head and stood, yanking Yuki up with her. They both dusted off their petticoats. "Sorry Yuki, I haven't seen Naruto since yesterday. Lin's at the well, mourning over Brett."

"When will she get over that boy?" Yuki shook her head in dismay, finally noticing the ticked off pixie. "Oh. It's you."

"Yeah it's me! Nice to know I have an existence!" Sakura shouted, turning and stalking off, pink hair and gown flowing behind her as she flitted out of sight.

"Well!" Yuki huffed, crossing her arms.

"Oh forget her! I think I saw Naruto go with Gaara to the Orchards." Ino dragged the pouting witch away.

"GAARA!!! GAARA!!!!" Naruto waved to his demonic friend from the branch he was sitting on.

"NARUTO GET YOUR WICCAN ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!" Gaara yelled furiously, kicking the trunk of the tree. Naruto screamed, slipping and hanging on with one hand.

"Naruto!" Gaara yelled, noticing his mistake. He ran underneath the blond and held out his arms, waiting.

GAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto shrieked, his grip slipping as he fell to the ground, but landing in a pair of strong arms. Naruto clenched his chest and slipped slowly out of Gaara's grip, panting.

"Is…is…he…-pant- alright?" Ino panted out, falling to lie on her back next to Naruto. Yuki and Gaara knelt down beside them, the young witch's face flushed more than the fairy's.

Naruto smiled up at them, then down at Ino. "I'm great guys. What's up?"

Yuki glared, stood up and started dragging him down the dirt road. Ino groaned and ran after them, not even bothering to use her wings. She had never used them anyway. "Matte Yuki! MATTE!!!"

Gaara shook his head and looked toward the sky. He smirked and disappeared into the forest. '

SLAM!

All heads turned to Uchiha Itachi, Konoha's number one heart throb, older brother of Uchiha Sasuke.

"Yes son?" Fuguka asked, staring emotionlessly across the table.

Itachi slammed his hands against the poor inanimate object, making everyone within a 15 mile radius flee. Itachi smirked, glad that everyone had left him and his father alone, he sat himself down across from his father. "Sasuke's in ….. heat."

Fuguka's eyes widened. "Already? Well, what's his sexuality?"

Itachi smiled. "You should know. It's the same as mine."

Fuguka's lips twitched upward. "Heh, well…"

"I'm taking him to Puri, ya know, the town full of straights, bis, and gays." Itachi chuckled as he walked out of the room, leaving behind his father.

Fuguka sighed, popping another pill into his system.

Sasuke groaned as his brother shoved him into the carriage. He glared at his smirking brother.

"Bye-bye baby brother. Make sure that you bring back nice mate. Oh and Kakashi is coming with you." Itachi waved with glee as he watched the carriage speed off, Kakashi waving back at him.

"Don't be so down. We'll find you a perfect mate in Puri." Kakashi smiled at the young prince. "Besides, I need to pick up my own mate."

Sasuke looked at Kakashi with wide eyes. "YOU have a mate?!"

Kakashi just chuckled and pulled out his favorite book, giggling like a mad man. Sasuke looked at him weirdly, shook his head, and went back to staring out the window. 'Puri eh? Ha! Like I would ever find a mate worthy of my status there. Hmmmm. Maybe…' He gazed out the window and stared at the red moon, gleaming in ecstasy.

Naruto, Yuki, and TenTen sat around the circle in their secret haven. Hands joined the stared up into the moon, silently chanting as the wind picked up and whisked around them, lit candles blowing against the forceful air.
Gaara turned and caught a glimpse of the moon before disappearing into the night, looking for his prey.
Yuki: How do you like them apples?

Lin: what apples?

Yuki: U--………idiot…..

Lin?

Yuki: Anyways….HAPPY BIRHTDAY NARUTO!!!!

Naruto: YAY!!

Lin:…..you're all idiots…-walks off-

Yuki: -gives Naruto ramen- Happy Happy birthday to you!

Naruto: -eats ramen then glomps Yuki- Thankies!! X3

Yuki: -hugs Naruto back and smirks at a glaring Sasuke- your welcome! I love you Naruto. You cutie!

Naruto: -blushes- I love you too Yuki! And I'm not a cu- AHHH! SASUKE!!!

Sasuke: -smirks and pats Naruto's butt as he turns and walks away with Naruto on his shoulders- I'll show you what love is Naru.

Yuki: I feel sorry for Naruto now…..Oh Well! Please leave reviews and flames. Flames will help me roast marshmallows…..but reviews get another chapter!