Note: Bold and in brackets= talking to the camera. Also, I don't own Yugioh or Facebook.
Mokuba Alexander Kaiba woke up one morning. He saw some balloons and a card.
"What's this? " Mokuba asked.
He opened the card and some confetti fell out.
"Happy Birthday, Mokie! I'm so proud of you! You're one hell of a young man. I'm so happy that god made you my brother. Now, get your ass to the kitchen and meet me there. Love, Seto. " it read. On the other side:
"Have a very happy birthday, Mokuba. May all your wishes come true. Your future is bright. Best wishes, Roland. " it read.
He saw many wishes and signatures from the servants in another card.
"Oh, that's right... It's my birthday today." Mokuba said.
He promised himself not to be a grumpy asshole like his big brother Seto, but ever since Mokuba's girlfriend (well, now ex girlfriend ) Serenity broke up with him because she moved back to the United States and couldn't handle a long distance relationship, Mokuba had become a little bitter. He showered quickly while listening to loud rap music. He then tied his hair into a ponytail and put on some baggy pants, tennis shoes, a 2Chainz T-shirt, and a diamond chain he bought and headed straight to the kitchen.
"It's about time, Mokuba. Happy Birthday. " a deep and sexy voice said. That voice belonged to his sexy older brother Seto. Seto was deemed one of the most eligible bachelors in Japan. Last year for his twentieth birthday, however, he announced that he was gay. He broke many female hearts. Seto dated Mokuba's ex-girlfriend's brother Joey. Joey had also broken up with Seto because he was moving back to Brooklyn. Seto also took the breakup hard and drowned his sorrows in alcohol. Seto would invite random guys over to spend the night drinking with him. He would cuddle with the men he invited over and they would make sexual advances towards him, but he never took off his pants. Seto was still a virgin at 21.
Next to Seto was their friend Yami (also known as Atem, but Seto and Mokuba called him Yugi.) Yami was a guy with spiky tri-colored hair. If he was in a good mood, he would shrink a little and his voice would soften up (and then he would turn back into Yugi, his shorter counterpart. ) Yami/Yugi just got into law school and became an asshole, thus causing Seto to tolerate him more.
"Happy Birthday, Moke! " Yami said.
Roland, a man that worked at Kaiba Corp since Gozaburo (their stepfather) owned it brought a cake with two candles (a 1 and a 6) that were lit.
Seto, Roland and Yami sang "Happy Birthday" to Mokuba.
Mokuba blew out his candles.
They sat down and ate cake.
"So, Yugi... Did you finally take Nii-sama's V-Card? " Mokuba asked.
"Nope. I tried. But this stupid asshole (pointing at Seto) didn't let me. " Yami said.
[Mokuba: Seriously?! Nii-sama is still a virgin?! He's almost twenty-two fucking years old! God dammit, Yugi! Work harder, bitch! ]
Seto glared at Yami.
"That sucks. " Mokuba and Roland said in unison.
"Seto, you're 21 and you're still a virgin. You need to get laid already! " Mokuba said.
"Mokuba, you're 16. You shouldn't even think about that. " Seto said while eating his slice of cake.
"I actually agree with him, Seto. " Roland said.
Yami nodded.
"Seto... We don't do things the old fashioned way anymore. " Mokuba said.
Seto took out a box that was wrapped in wrapping paper with a pretty bow and gave it to Mokuba.
"Mokuba, you may only open this box if you stop talking about my lack of a sex life. " Seto said.
"OK. What's in here?" Mokuba said.
After he tore the wrapping paper off, the box was wrapped in tape. He tore off the tape and opened the box. He found another box inside of the box and opened it. Nine boxes later, he opened the box to reveal car keys.
"No way! " Mokuba shouted.
Seto smiled.
"Let's go outside to see the car!" Seto said.
Mokuba ran outside and saw his car.
"Holy shit! It's a Purple Lamborghini! " Mokuba shouted.
[Mokuba: Oh yeah! A purple Lamborghini!
Seto: It's my favorite color, Mokuba.
Mokuba: I have the best big brother ever! ]
"Let's go for a spin! Take the wheel, Mokuba. " Seto said.
Seto, Mokuba, Yami and Roland got in the car. Mokuba put on his music. (He was listening to rap music, of course. )
Seto and Yami were bobbing their heads to the beat. Roland just sat there and observed Mokuba.
"You drive very well, Mokie. " Yami said.
"Thanks, Yugi. I got really good grades in driving school." Mokuba said.
Mokuba drove them to the mall.
"Alright, let's go get some nice outfits!" Mokuba said.
Mokuba was picking out their clothes.
"OK, Roland. I want to see you wear some jeans. You're always dressed so nicely, lighten up! " Mokuba said cheerfully as he went through the racks.
Sadly, Mokuba wasn't very keen on fashion, so he called on the one person who knew.
"Seto! I need help. " Mokuba said.
"What's up? " Seto said.
"What would look good on Roland? " Mokuba asked.
Seto got a few shirts and jeans.
As soon as Seto pulled out a fluorescent pink shirt, Roland started to protest.
"Mr. Kaiba... I don't wear pink. " Roland said.
Seto held the pink shirt up to try to picture Roland in it.
"Nah, pink doesn't look good on you. And we've been over this several times, Rollie. It's Seto. You're like family to us. " Seto said.
[Yami: Hehe, Rollie.
Roland glares at Yami.
Producer: What's wrong with Seto calling you 'Rollie'?
Roland blushes and Yami laughs. ]
Mokuba and Yami giggled as Seto called Roland 'Rollie.'
Seto took out his phone and opened a male version of the Polyvore app. He went through many outfits that he created.
"No wonder I can't find anything for him in this store. None of these clothes are Roland. Let's go to the top floor. They have something I have in mind for him. " Seto said.
"So, Roland... What about that woman you like? Have you finally been able to talk to her? " Mokuba asked.
"Yeah. I got her number yesterday. I'm bringing her to the party tonight. She's young, but I don't care." Roland said.
"Heh, I think I know who you're talking about, Rollie. " Seto said.
"Who, Seto? " Roland asked.
"Jenny, the secretary. Right? " Seto asked.
"Y-yeah. " Roland blushed.
"You two would make a cute couple. She thinks you're cute and she always fixes her hair when she knows you're coming by. " Seto sneered.
"That's good to know. Hey... How do you know? " Roland said.
"Chill, Rollie. Don't you remember that I'm gay? She's like a big sister to me, so she gives me guy advice and I give her fashion advice. She said that the last guy I dated was a bit of a douche and to drop him because he wasn't a keeper. She was right. " Seto said.
"Joey? " Mokuba asked.
"No, Joey. The guy after Joey. Nick. Remember Nick? " Seto said.
Roland laughed.
They arrived at the store
Seto immediately got Roland a gray shirt, a black coat, some jeans, a Burberry scarf and some black boots.
"Try this on. " Seto said.
Roland went to the fitting rooms and changed
He came out in the outfit Seto got for him.
"Wow! You look great! " Seto said.
[Seto: What can I say? I'm a fashion god! ]
"Uhh.. Don't you think the scarf is too much? " Roland asked.
"He's right, Seto. Roland doesn't wear scarves. They make him look a little less manly. " Mokuba said.
Yami nodded in agreement.
Seto took the scarf off.
"OK. That's more like him. I'll keep the scarf. " Seto said.
He chose a few more outfits for Roland and Left the store. They went to a store that sold gangsta/hip hop clothing. Mokuba got several outfits there. Seto and Yami got a few.
"Hey Roland, you should try something on from here. " Mokuba said.
Seto and Yami separated from Mokuba and Roland and headed to the Goth store.
Seto got a nice shirt with a fishnet neck that you tie around and some mesh gloves. He and Yami got some leather pants and high boots with belts.
"So, when will we have band practice, Seto? " Yami asked.
"Why don't we have it tomorrow night, we'll take advantage of the fact that you're on summer break from law school. " Seto said.
They had a metal/industrial band. Seto was the lead singer and played keyboards. Yami was the lead guitarist.
They got their clothing and left the mall. Mokuba drove them to a Dave and Buster's to eat and play at the arcade.
The four of them played Rock Band. Mokuba played drums, Yami played guitar, Roland played bass and Seto was on vocals.
"Shall we do DragonForce? " Yami asked.
"Yeah! But my voice won't be as high as the Lead Singer's. It can still get a little high, though. " Seto said.
Roland and Mokuba nodded in agreement.
"I'm gonna kick your asses, guys! " Yami said.
"Hell no! I'm kicking yours, Yugi! " Mokuba said.
Seto started to sing. He may not have sung as high as ZP Theart, but he sang it very well.
[Seto: Bet you guys didn't know that I actually have talent! *winks*
Producer: Why don't you audition for The Voice?
Seto: Oh please... I'm Seto Kaiba. I don't need The Voice. I'm too good for that and American professional Japanese Idol! ]
They headed home and prepared for Mokuba's party. Mokuba invited a lot of his friends from school, Yugi's friends, people from Kaiba Corp and other acquaintances. Sadly, the Wheelers weren't going to make it because they were back in the US.
Among the first to come were Tristan, Duke and Ryou. The three of them were roommates and fooled around together from time to time. They would often be in an off and on relationship with eachother.
They sat down in the living room and talked.
"Seto and Yugi, you guys are always going out together. Why don't you just date eachother and be together?" Ryou asked.
"I don't mind going on dates with him, but I don't want a relationship with anyone right now. " Yami said.
"But you do spend the night with Kaiba sometimes... Right? " Duke asked.
"Yeah. I was here last night. But he's still a virgin. " Yami said.
"What?! " Tristan and Duke said. Ryou blushed a little.
"It's OK, Seto. Losing your virginity isn't that bad. I moved in with these two crazies four months ago and I lost it last week. I was just as reluctant as you and when I had my first time, it was nice. I really liked it. " Ryou said. He blushed slightly.
"You lost it because you live with Tristan and Duke. It would've only been a matter of time. " Seto chuckled.
"I lost it a month ago. " Mokuba said.
"What?! " Seto shouted.
"Why are you surprised, Seto? " Mokuba asked.
"You were 15!" Seto exclaimed.
"It's normal." Tristan said.
"He's old fashioned. " Mokuba said.
"I'm surprised you're still a virgin at your age. " Tristan said.
"I'd volunteer to take that V-Card. " Duke said.
"Me too. " Ryou said.
"I guess I'll get in line. " Tristan said.
"I give up. " Yami chuckled.
"See, Seto. You're a very lucky guy. " Mokuba said.
"I'm putting money on you, Duke. " Roland said.
"I'll bet on Tristan. " Yami said.
"I'm betting on Duke. " Mokuba chuckled.
[Mokuba: *Giggles*
Yami: That'll be the only way we can get him to lose his virginity!
Seto: Bastards! Gambling over my virginity! Go fuck yourselves!
Mokuba and Yami laugh uncontrollably. ]
"Well, you guys lost already because I don't plan on losing my virginity until I get married. " Seto said.
"Gay marriage isn't legal here and I don't think it'll be legal for a long time. " Roland said.
"He has a point. " Mokuba said.
"You really don't want to be a 60 year old virgin. " Tristan chuckled.
"He wants to be in a committed relationship with someone before he has sex. " Mokuba said.
"Those don't exist anymore. " Tristan said.
Duke, Mokuba, and Ryou high fived him. Roland gave Seto, Ryou, Tristan and Duke some beer.
"May I also have one? " Mokuba asked.
"You're not of age, yet. " Seto retorted.
"What about those bottles of Vodka that were in your room when you were 15?" Mokuba asked.
Everyone was staring at Seto.
"Fine. One beer won't hurt. " Seto said.
Mokuba got a can and opened it.
"Just promise me that you won't have anymore drinks tonight and that you won't have sex until you're 40." Seto said.
"18." Mokuba snapped.
Seto glared at him.
Duke, Tristan, Yami, Ryou, and Roland glared at Seto.
"18..." They said in unison.
"Fine. 18." Seto said.
"OK. " Mokuba said.
He drank his beer.
"This tastes like shit. " Mokuba said.
"THANK YOU, JESUS! " Seto shouted.
Everybody came and the party started. Seto hired a good DJ and his living room (it was huge. ) turned into a dance floor. Noah came and greeted Mokuba with a birthday present.
"Hey Noah! Long time no see, man! " Mokuba shouted. They headed to the dancefloor and danced.
Seto lightened up after a couple of drinks and danced with Duke. He was definitely having a great time.
Mokuba and Noah went outside.
"So, Mokuba... How's life been? " Noah asked.
"Life's been alright. Been busy with school and then Seto gave me a few responsibilities at Kaiba Corp. He's letting me go little by little. " Mokuba said.
Noah smiled.
"How about you, Noah? After you got your body, you went to study abroad, right? How's that working for you? " Mokuba asked.
"American high schools are pretty cool. I'm gonna graduate early. Hopefully next year. " Noah said.
"That's cool! I am too! After that, I want to go to England to study." Mokuba said.
"What do you want to study? " Noah asked.
"Chemistry and Business. " Mokuba said.
"Interesting! Why not America, though? " Noah asked.
As soon as Noah mentioned America, Mokuba's expression turned sad.
"True, huh? Maybe I could get closer to Serenity that way. But what if she has another boyfriend by then? " Mokuba asked.
"Serenity? " Noah asked.
"Yeah. She was my girlfriend...and then she broke up with me because she went back home to the US. " Mokuba said.
"Oh... I'm sorry, Mokuba. " Noah said.
"It's OK, Noah. It wasn't that long ago either. Everything was great. I was with her, and Seto was dating her brother Joey. They loved eachother so much, we thought that they'd get married soon. I loved Serenity. But, maybe it's because she was my first girlfriend, and my first time. " Mokuba said.
"Do you still talk to her? " Noah asked.
"Yeah. She said that we could still be friends. It feels weird, though. She wants to Skype sometimes, but I am not ready to see her. If I see her, I'll cry. " Mokuba said.
He was teary eyed.
[Mokuba: *cryong* I still miss Serenity!
Seto: *crying* And I miss Joey...
They hug eachother and sob. ]
Noah hugged Mokuba.
"Girls... " Noah said.
"Yeah. I love girls so much, but Serenity is the queen. " Mokuba said.
Mokuba shed a tear.
"Seto still cries for Joey too. He still has Joey's pictures and stuff, and they Skype. But, I think Joey has a new boyfriend. Seto is not letting go of him easily. He will never get over him. " Mokuba said.
"It takes small steps, Mokuba. " Noah said.
"Yup. I'll get over her someday. " Mokuba said.
Mokuba felt his keys jingle.
"Wanna see my car that Seto got for me? " Mokuba asked.
"Yeah! Let's go see it! " Noah said.
Mokuba took Noah to see his car.
Seto and the guys were dancing. He opened up his phone to check social media, and he saw a picture of Joey with a guy.
"Hey Duke... Does this mean anything? " Seto asked Duke as he showed him the picture.
"I don't think so. Maybe they're buddies and they're just going out. " Duke said.
"I think you might be needing this soon. " Ryou said as he brought Seto a cherry mojito.
"Thanks, Ryou! It looks delicious. " Seto said. He downed it.
"Has he seen it yet? " Ryou asked Duke.
"Seen what? " Duke asked.
Ryou got his phone and showed him a post.
"Joey Wheeler is in a relationship with Bandit Keith" and that post had over 50 likes and 20 comments.
"Oh shit... " Duke said.
"Read the comments, guys. " Tristan said.
One of them was from Tea and said 'I thought you were with Kaiba.'
There was a reply from Joey and it said 'He and I broke up a month and a half ago when I moved back to the US.'
"Apparently, they've been dating for 5 weeks. " Ryou said
Seto walked up to the guys and they immediately put their phones away.
"What's going on, guys? " Seto asked.
"Oh, nothing. We were just talking about the mojitos Ryou makes! " Tristan said quickly.
"Oh yeah. They're good! I want another one!" Seto interjected.
"Well, so far I'm doing that for a living at the moment, so I'm glad to hear that you like them. " Ryou said. He went to go make another one and Tristan followed him.
Seto grabbed his phone and refreshed his news feed.
Duke tried to distract him from seeing Joey's post.
"So, Kaiba... How are things with the band going? " Duke asked.
"They're going great! We might book our first show next week." Seto said.
He got his phone and saw the post. To make it worse, he saw that Joey's profile picture was one of him and Bandit Keith kissing.
He felt numb and shook a little. He felt tears spilling from his eyes.
[Seto: That bastard! How dare he?! *breaks down and cries* Stupid mutt! ]
"Well you moved on pretty quickly, didn't you?!" Seto commented on the post.
Duke tried to distract Seto, but Seto ran to his room to cry leaving Duke on the dancefloor.
Tristan and Ryou went back with Duke.
"Where's Seto? " Tristan asked.
"I think he ran to his room. He saw it. " Duke said.
"We better go over there. " Ryou said.
They ran to Seto's room. Seto's room was slightly open. He was sobbing in his bed.
"Seto... May we come in? " Ryou asked.
"We brought the mojito. " Tristan said.
"Come in. " Seto said.
Seto tried so hard to hide the fact that he was crying, but he couldn't help it. He took the mojito and downed it. "Thanks, guys. " Seto said.
He cried more.
"How could he do this to me?! " Seto sulked.
He buried his face in his pillow and the guys got on Seto's bed and comforted him. Seto and the pillow were in Ryou's arms and Ryou hugged him. Duke and Tristan were rubbing
Seto's back.
Yami came into the room.
"What's going on, guys? " he asked.
"If you check Facebook, you'll see what's going on. " Ryou said.
Yami checked Facebook and he saw it.
"Oh..." Yami said. He had a bottle of tequila and gave it to Seto.
"Thanks, Yugi. " Seto said as he opened it. Mokuba and Noah came in.
"What happened? " Mokuba asked.
"Facebook. " Yami replied.
Mokuba opened up his Facebook and he saw the post.
[Mokuba: Aaahhhh, Facebook! Gotta love Facebook! ]
"I'm so sorry, Seto. " Mokuba said.
"Fuckin Facebook! That's why Joey didn't answer my text earlier!" Seto cried.
"It's not Facebook's fault, though... " Yami said.
"There is a set of glasses inside that drawer. Can you grab them, Yugi? " Seto said.
While Yami was grabbing the glasses, the guys got back on Facebook and liked Seto's comment. With the guys liking the comment, it had ten likes. Yami poured everyone a glass and they drank it. Seto was a little woozy.
He cozied up to Duke.
"You need to get revenge on Joey! " Duke said.
"Amen! " Ryou shouted.
"Yeah! But how? " Seto asked.
"We'll go to the club tomorrow night. " Duke said.
"Yup!" Tristan agreed.
"Who's with me? " Duke asked.
Everyone cheered.
"What about Mokuba? He's underage." Seto said.
"I'll take him to the movies." Noah said.
"Okay. " Seto agreed.
They went back to dance. Seto kept drinking and took selfies with everyone.
"This oughta show him! " Seto said as he posted them on Facebook. There was a picture of Seto dancing and lifting up his shirt exposing his abs. They were very sexy.
"Let's hope he loses his virginity tonight. That'll help him. " Tristan said.
"On it! " Duke said with a wink.
"Yay! " Mokuba said.