Pure Craziness
By: Zerofan1256
Koni'nichiwa my lovelies~ It's Zerofan1256 here and I'm making a Natsume X Oc fan fiction. I know the one before sucked but I have changed and now know what to do~ YAAAAYY~! Anyways I've seen that there weren't a lot of NatsuxOc on FF so I decided to make some :D Yes I said some I have lots more ideas that I have planned in my fanfic book and that is somewhat edited. Anyways please support me and I do support Natsume and Mikan though I'm just making this for fun and to clear my mind 'cause I have lots of things on my mind and some are just plain perverted, hehe.
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Character Info:
Name: Masaaki Asami Hayashi
Age: 10
Looks: Long blonde hair with blue highlights and a skull earring on her bottom right earlobe and a small cross earring on the top of her ear. She has brown eyes and a black choker with a skull on it and a cross necklace. She has a black glove with a rose on the top and a rectangular hole in the middle. She also has a bracelet that wraps around her arm with a heart. When she flies she has black bat wings which are around 10 feet. The wings are actually bats and they fly away. Then fly in a couple circles and fly around her. She then is sent to her destination.
Personality: Crazy and sarcastic. Masaaki can't really take situations serious and is happy and joyful at times. She's kind and caring, but she's also violent at times. She's outgoing and cool, but isn't calm at all.
Likes: Sweets, cats, kids, Jeffery the Coconut, gothic clothing, drawing, anime, manga, video games, her ipod, music, guitar, drums, piano, her friends, sleeping, eating, black, animals, drawing, coffee, horror movies, haunted houses, knives, creepy things, ect.
Dislikes: Bullies, pink, colorful clothing, vegetables, bows, girly stuff, fan girls, snobs, the Teletubbies, un sweet things, perverts, pedophiles, therapists, sad people, being thwacked/hit, pop music, ect.
Past: Her parent's locked her away from the world and they were nasty to her and mean, she later lost control and the evil demon, that wasn't known to her had possessed her and she passed out, only to wake up to her parents dead body. There was blood all over the wall and she was in a shocked state. She ran and hid from people in black suits who were said to be with the government. They were actually a group who wanted to experiment on people with abilities like hers.
She was shot multiple times but somehow didn't die. She and her demi-goddess made contact with each other and spoke. They made a deal that the demi-goddess would posses her other side while Masaaki would have the other. When Masaaki was in trouble, or in critical condition the demi-goddess would take over.
Because of the demi-goddesses powers, Masaaki possess some of hers too. To lose them dyed her hair blonde when she had originally a light purplish back color. (I don't know if I already said that so don't blame me)
Alice: None
Alice Type: None
Alice Stone: None
There you have it anyways enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gakuen Alice you should know that -sniff-
If I did you'd know what I would do, yep I'm a pervert you guys are perverts you know the drill, but in this one there will be perverted scenes sill though, but it doesn't make meh any better
^TT^TT^ ANYWAYS Enjoy as I bang my head against a wall.
Me }[ Wall Ow.
Thoughts: In these: {} And in Italic and bold.
Chapter 1
~The School's Going To Be Shut Down~
~Masaaki's POV~
It's been nine months since Hotaru left. Nine fucking months! She didn't send us a postcard or anything!
Mikan was a little depressed lately but I cheered her up most of the time, and get her mind off of it.
But why didn't Hotaru tell us before? We could have made happy and awesome memories before she left, but I was sure Mikan would just cry and bawl and I'd end up bonking her in the head
But still, I guess she wanted Mikan to keep on smiling before this happened. It's really sad that she left. Mikan and I still have that turtle she left us. And the letter she gave us.
Me and Mikan were at her house, we were talking about random things and we laughed from time to time. I went to her house almost everyday after school so she wouldn't be so lonely. We had a bunch of sleepovers too. We snuck around the house a lot pretending to be ninja's and sneaking snacks and going outside watching stars pretending to be superman or astronauts. We mainly went to her house because we wanted Hotaru to send us a letter or give us a call at least to tell us how she was, but NOOOO! She didn't think to try, damn Hotaru.
The mailman came by and we ran towards him. "Put your hands up and give us da mail!" I yelled at him as I pointed my hand gun at him. "Ah..ahhh.. H-hold on." He told us as he dug in his messenger bag. "Ah!" He took out some mail. "H-here." He handed us all the mail and then ran off before we could beat the living shit out of him in case there was no letter, we threw all the meaningless crap on the ground. Until we found a postcard. We looked at the name and it said clear as day, 'Hotaru Imai'. Our eyes widened. We didn't expect her to actually send us a letter this time. "Well shit, fucking finally!" I yelled as I flailed my arms around.
We read over it and immediately our faces dropped. Mikan acted gloomy and I was pissed off!. Is said:
This summer has been really hot and traveling is exhausting, so I won't be coming back. They have both cooling and heating units here. So it's quite comfortable. The billboard I can see from my window looks just like you two, so I sent you both this postcard. And Masaaki don't forget the money you owe me or I will hunt you down with a special invention, just for you. Please send the money, and watermelon.
Mikan went inside and she went to her grandfather and showed him the post card. I waited on the porch. They both walked outside and Mikan sat by me while her grandfather sat on the other side of her. She handed him the postcard, "But…" He began, "only one letter in nine months? I guess Hotaru doesn't care for such bothersome things. "I can't go on like this… I've been writing to her every other day." She laid her head down on my lap.
I pet her head, "Don't worry Mikan~ Once if she ever gets back I will throw her in a lake~." I said happily as my eyes twitched. "Thank you for trying to cheer me up, Masaaki."
{She thinks I tried to cheer her up? Oh well~ Might as well go along with it.}
I shrugged, "Yep." I said as I popped the p. Mikan's grandfather sighed. "Unrequited love is hard. When I was young. I used to send love letters, too." He told her.
{Does he know we don't care? And does he know.. WE AREN'T GUYS?!}
He put the letter down then sat up. "Come on, girls! Cheer up!" He stretched his back or hip or arms, I don't know he's an old man! I don't stalk them! Mikan then stood up slowly. "One, two! Three, Four!" He said as he stretched. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS! GAHHH! MY EYES THEY BURN! "Five, Six." He continued and Mikan walked off and I followed. She ended up at some hill that we always went to a while back, but we still do, so I could be superman :D. What the hell is she doing? "Hotaru, you heartless girl!" She yelled which echoed.
{Oooh I wanna try too~!} I stepped out of hiding and ran beside Mikan, "I AM SUPERMAN!" I yelled and it echoed back to me. I then put my hand on my hips, satisfied and gave a smirk. I then heard sobbing and saw Mikan crying her eyes out, I looked at her worriedly. She walked over to me and put her head on my shoulder and hugged me as she began to cry. "Aww~ Miikan don't cry, you can be superman too!" I told her but she just began to cry even more. I frowned and then ran my fingers through her hair. We stood there for a while and I didn't mind, as long as I could comfort her.
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:( School Time :(
I slept over at Mikan's again just to make sure she was okay. But after we got to school she just got even more depressed. I sat on her desk watching her as she drew a picture of Hotaru with moron across the side of her face. I decided to join in and made her look like the joker. Hehe, drawing is so fun, and especially when you use your (Cue rainbow) "Imagination~"
"Mikan has been down in the dumps ever since Hotaru left." A girl said. "Masaaki looks a bit furious though.." Said some random chick and I could se them sweat drop from the corner of my eye as I scribbled furiously on her notebook which was now kinda smoking?
{Hmm. I could either run around and scream in terror, take it and stomp on it 'till it stops smoking, or act mature and calm about this and tell a teacher.. Haha! Nah! Let's wait 'till it burns!}
"Hotaru hasn't helped the situation either. She's only sent one letter in nine months." Spoke another. Hells right! I swear I will find her and push her in a lake! "I wonder if they've forgotten about us." I don't even know your fucking names so what do you think? Including the hags wanted the school to be shut down too so what makes them think they can help?! I'm so pissed!
"I'm sure Tokyo is really exciting. I wish I was there too." Yeah I wish you could go there too. Wait that's too good for you… How about Neptune?
"But I heard my father say, 'I'm glad my child isn't an Alice like Hotaru!'"
{Wait wha-? Like Alice in wonderland? God I've seen some messed up shit of that on the internet. -shivers- Ugh..}
Mikan stopped drawing.
{Eh? What's wrong with her? Oh shit if those girls say anything to make her go nutty I'll have to deal with it and I swear those girls with feel my pranking wrath!}
"Apparently that Alice Academy where Hotaru went… doesn't allow students to see their parents until they graduate." Yeah your so making her happier!
"I hear it's kinda like prison."
{I SWEAR I WILL KILL THOSE GIRLS!}
Mikan looked up and began crying after a couple seconds. "Hotaru…" She sobbed as she dropped her mechanical pencil.
{If they don't shut the hell up right now I swear I'll- }
"Alices are sort of like national treasures, so…the government made that school to protect them, apparently."
{So they really wonder why she doesn't talk to them Eh? They must all be original blondes. Well except the actual blonde. And I'm blonde too.. Well not originally.}
"Plus, they say it's in Tokyo, but it's actually on a secluded island or something…so people won't find out about it.
I stopped drawing too only because it was now in flames and Mikan was listening on the girls conversation when she didn't even notice that it was on fire! I screamed and flailed my arms around as I ran back and forth and people stared at me with sweat drops everywhere! I then took the notebook and stomped on it.
I sighed as it stopped but it busted into flames again. I screamed the grabbed a fire extinguisher then put it out. I wiped the sweat from my forehead then I accidentally pressed the handle thing and it got stuck causing me to go flying though the roof. I screamed then I was now flying into the sky while I flied around as the fire extinguisher blew foam out. "FUUUCCCCKKKKIIIIIINNNGGGG HHHHEEEEEELLLLL!" I nearly screamed my lungs out.
The foam stopped coming out and I saw a flock of birds fly by just looking at me weirdly. Ironic huh? After I realized I was at least 50 feet in the air! I started to fall and I screamed as I began to flail my arms around. I then crashed and I was hung on a piece of wood as I dangled there by my shirt. I tried to cover myself but to no avail. "What the heck is that about?!" Mikan screeched as she froze then looked up to see me. "Hey there.." I waved my hand The boys blushed and girls gasped.
I then slipped of and fell to the ground flat on my face. I stood up and pulled my shirt down and saw the thing that caused all of it. George the fire extinguisher! "FUCK YOU GEORGE!" I kicked George then pain ran through my foot to my leg. "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" I held my foot hopping around and everyone watched me and my crazy antics and laughed, including Mikan. At last she laughed.
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:)~ End Of School~:)
The school bell rang and students began to flood out of the school. I was stuck cleaning the mess that cursed George did. I mean it wasn't my fault it was his! But the teacher never listened to me. Stupid teacher. Stupid George. Stupid Barney. Has the teacher not learned anything from him?! They said anyone who watched Barney will become pure and kind! But it seems I kidnapped that teacher for nothing a couple weeks ago.. Or maybe it's just cause I kidnapped her.. Hmm, shouldn't it be teachernapped? Whatever I guess I'll have to suck it up and clean. But I guess I'm happy Mikan's still here… Even though she's only here to write down gloomy shiz on the board. For example:
'Money can't buy happiness'
It can buy anime, manga, sweets and music, which is all I need! Even though I may get fat I might as well be fat and happy!
'Greedy people suck' I guess, but I'm guessing it's just Hotaru she's talking about. Meh.
'Moron' Which or course Hotaru is there by the word.
And that's the end of the Emo episode! Tune in next for: Therapist which actually means your therapist may be "The Rapist!" :D -click-
"Mikan-chan, Masaaki-chan, bye-bye!"
"Cheer up!"
"See you tomorrow.."
They all said nervously as I glared at them.
"Sure…Bye-bye…." Mikan said gloomily.
I ran up to the side of the door, "YOU WERE NO HELP AT ALL!" I yelled at them, earning stares which of course I gave them a glare for a present. And the next day I'll leave them some dog crap on their porch.
"It's pretty severe."
"Let's just cheer her from a distance."
"SHUT UP, IF YOUR TOO MUCH OF A WUSS THEN LEAVE" I yelled at some girls as I chased them with a broom.
"Geez, those stupid morons." I muttered as I entered the room. "Hey, Mikan." I saw her slightly blushing as tears came from her eyes. I walked over and I could her slightly sob.
I touched her shoulder. "Mikan?" I asked worriedly. She looked at me then her eyes slightly widened. I wiped her tears and she then wiped the rest away with her sleeve. "I'm Fine! I'll make lot's of other friends and from now on Masaaki you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world!" She exclaimed as she raised her arms. She then wrote, "Good riddance, moron".
I then heard someone talking and had something to do with "Mrs. Imai.." Mikan didn't realize it yet and wrote, "Forget you", and "Cold-hearted person" until she finally realized it. I think it was the principal. We both then peeked over to see that I was right, it was the principal and Hotaru's mother. Looks like she's is moving. "Hotaru's mom, and the Principal.." She began. I was about to make a sarcastic comment, but I figured that it wasn't the time to say it.
{Might as well say it in my head! 'Nah Mikan it's a Easter bunny and your therapist dealing drugs!' Eh it's better then not saying anything.}
"Thank you so much for you generous donation to our school." The principal said with a bow. Donation. Eh? "It was my daughters earnest wish." She told him. I had to say Hotaru's mother sure was pretty! "She really loved this school." She continues as her featured saddened a bit.
Mikan's eyes widened and she had a slight blush on her face.
"I think she really wanted to protect this place, even if it meant going to Alice Academy. From the moment we found out she was an Alice, we knew this say would come eventually."
{To give to the demon god! O^O Oh god I can never take these things seriously.}
"Mrs. Imai.." The principal began.
{Aww~ His voice sounds like a baby~ I love old people and babies, how cute~ But don't get the wrong idea! I don't have some sick fetish with old people! And I ain't no pedophile either!}
"I'm actually happy that she felt like she could make a difference." She began to tear up and took out a hanky and her voice crumbled a little. "She's so clumsy in strange ways." She wiped her tears.
{Okay seriously is this touchy stuff done yet? I want some action already, bah! But still I did still care. She went to that school for us. For her friends.}
"This was the only way she could give back to the people who liked her, to show them she cared.." Hotaru's mom trailed off.
{So she did care.. Huh.. Who would've thought. But she gave up everything for us. But I don't understand.. Life is life. And we could get through it as long as we were educated really, but still. This place holds so many memories and Mikan would live. She'd make new friends and everything, but I still didn't like the idea of going and leaving our memories. Fuck… I'm getting gushy.. Ugh..}"
"Mikan? Masaaki?" Mrs. Imai asked. I realized we weren't hiding anymore and I look dirty which might be suspicious! I don't need anymore detention!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Whoa!" I spoke quickly as I held my hands out. "Listen, I didn't do anything, I swear! I know I might have not be honest before but I am this time, but I don't need any more detention 'cause that'd be bad and I have tons more that I have to go to but I don't but I can explain! The waffle king had just attacked me in my home and he told me if I didn't tell him a bed time story then he'd-" I blabbered, but Mikan stopped me, "What you just…" Mikan began.
"What you just said. Is it true?" She asked as she walked up to them. "Yeah sure, ignore me." I muttered. "She went to that school for us?" No the Easter Bunny. "She went because we're poor?" Mikan asked as she looked up to the adults worriedly.
{POOR?! POOR?! SHE THINKS WE'RE FUCKING PEASANTS?! AH HELL NO I AIN'T POOR! I Just happen to live in a haunted abandoned building, no big deal… DON'T JUDGE ME!}
As I thought that I kind of accidentally said, "POOR?!" And they looked at me funny..
"Why? Why didn't Hotaru tell us?" Mikan said as she harassed the old man.
Hmph.. Never thought I'd see her harass an old dude… I swear I never taught her that! "I..I thought… I thought she didn't care about me anymore." She sobbed. Yeah just go ahead and ignore me.
"It's not your fault. Sooner or later, Hotaru would've had to go to that school.
Hotaru really cared about you and Masaaki-chan. So I'm sure she wanted to leave in the way that would be the least upsetting to you both." FIN-FUCKING FINALLY! Finally someone knows the existence of my awesomeness!
"No way…But Hotaru said.." She muttered. I sighed. She doesn't understand a damn thing eh? "She was only cold to you so you wouldn't cry.." I told her. They looked at me, "I'm not stupid okay?! Now look at her, your stares are giving me the creeps." I said with a shiver.
"So even though we're friends. She kept it all to herself and took all the burden?" She asked. "Pre-tty much." Mikan clutched her fists and from my side I saw water drip. Or tears. I looked at her in worry, "Hotaru, you dummy." She began to shake and she blushed as she began to cry. "Your love is too hard to understand!" She sobbed.
Not really, she's probably locked up her heart like other people do. Or she's teasing, it's not that hard, but Mikan's too dumb and kind to understand. She began to cry and shake uncontrollably. I hugged her and we slid to the ground as she cried on my shoulder. Your not alone Mikan. I soon began to tear up too. I had a plan though. It doesn't mean anything if we're not all together. Fucking hell this is like a soap opera!
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~Night Time~
After I told her the plan she immediately agreed. I missed Hotaru too and there is no way we'd be broken apart. I slept over at Mikan's and grabbed my things together before I left. I had gotten necessities like my anime, manga, games, and I guess I'll need clothes, along with money. I had a job which is a secret (not a slutty one!) and I had 600 yen. Along with Jeffery, the coconut, and my ipod.
I wore a black shirt with a skull on it and black shorts and black knee-highs along with a black jacket with cat ears.
At exactly twelve o'clock we began to sneak to Mikan's grandfather's room to give him her letter. She stole the old mans savings before that, but I didn't tell her about the money I had hehe, I'll tell her later. We got out of the house and she shut the door. We began to run into the night like Batman and Robin! And no way on hell was I Robin! I was.. BATMAN!
Mikan ran in a girly way, so it looked like Robin was gay.. Huh.. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
We boarded the train and she got the window seat… damn..
Mikan soon fell asleep and her head leaned against my shoulder.
We were finally going to se her again. It's really felt so long. If she doesn't remember us.. I will… I will… throw her in a lake!
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FINALLY WE"RE OFF THE TRAIN! Mikan snuggled me the whole time while drooling saying Hotaru's name. I swear if I get a room with her, I'll be sleeping in a tree!
"We're in the big city!" Mikan exclaimed as she shared me her thoughts. "Yep." I then realized she was looking at one of the buildings, obviously overwhelmed. I bonked her head. "Ow~." She whined then shook her head. "No, no! I was almost overwhelmed by it's sheer size." She said with a determined look.
"Or more like were, let's look at the postcard." I said and she nodded and took it out. "Where are we gonna find this?" she asked. I thought for a second. "Hmm, I don't know. Well we're not gonna get anything done by standing here! Let's go!" I said as I pulled her along.
We looked around and we kinda got lost from time to time. We were pushed by people too, and I hate being pushed around!(Cue batman voice) But I pretended that I was a bird.
{ I don't care. I don't care, nope. Wanna know why? 'Cause I'm a bird, so I'm just gonna keep on walking. Yep 'cause I'm a bird. I'll just keep walking.}
After we got on the train though and when we were forced against a window, and I swear that someone touched my ass!
{ I can't take it anymore! }
I pushed against the glass with my arms and kicked some people with my foot. "THAT'S IT PEOPLE MOVE BEFORE YOUR KICKED IN YOUR BABY MAKER OR BITTEN!" I yelled and they scattered then ran off.
I should've just pulled them down with my dead friends. Yep you heard me I'm a necromancer.. Yay… -sarcasm-Along with that I can see ghost which comes with being a necro... I was stuck with this and have been since I was a kid. I saw my first dead person at age five.
He committed suicide in my house apparently. I had a seal that was on my neck, but well hidden. It was there so I if I tried to raise one dead person, I wouldn't raise them all. I also kinda had a demi-goddess that had possessed half of my body, or at least my other side. She's a real pain.
Excuse me? Who's the one who saved you from the government?
{… The Muffin Man? …}
Ignorant human. ME! I helped you, and we made the deal that I would be able to posses your other side of your body. Why not let me help you with your human troubles?
{ But I don't wanna! I don't want to scare Mikan! Or anyone else… I do that enough already..}
She sighed, You'll have to use me again sometime soon though, I don't wish to stay in here for the rest of my life.
{ Thhppptt! Whatever, just be patient. }
"Hey there it is!" Mikan pointed at the monkey billboard.
"Cool! We finally found it, now we just gotta get off of here and keep our eyes on it!" I ordered her.
"Yeah!" She said. She watched the building and I waited for this ride to be over.
"Oka-san?! Oka-san?!" I heard a sob and looked around to find a little boy about five years of age, crying. I wasn't heartless, so I told Mikan to wait there, and I walked over to the boy and kneeled. "Hey, where's your mother?" I asked him. "I-I don't know." He spoke, as he chocked on his sobs. I ruffled his hair, "Don't worry, I'll help you, okay?" I wiped his tears with my sleeve, like I did for Mikan when she cried.
He nodded and smiled a bit. "A-arigato, onee-chan." I then hugged him or more like glomped, "Aww~ Your so CUUUUTEE~!" I told him. "So what's your name, kid?" I asked him. "Daisuke.." He answered. "Well I'm Masaaki. Follow me." I then stood and grabbed his hand then walked over to Mikan. "Eh? Who's he?" She asked.
"His name is Daisuke, he lost his mother." I told her. She looked at him in pity and nodded. "Where's the billboard?" I asked with a smirk. "ACK!" She looked around until she found it again and after a while we finally made it off the train. We stood by the train and I lifted Daisuke on my shoulders, asking him if he sees his mother.
He looked around until he spotted her. We zoomed past the crowd and met his mother. She looked like she was in tears and took him off my shoulders. "Oh Daisuke, never leave mommy again, okay?" She asked in tears. He nodded and held his mother close as the embraced.
{ Aww~ I wish I had a mom like that~ }
"Thank you so much! How could I ever repay you?" She asked.
"Well~" I began but Mikan thwacked my head. "Don't worry we need nothing in return." She spoke. "Are you sure? I can-" She insisted but Mikan shook her head, "No thank you miss, we're fine." She said. We started to walk of but Daisuke struggled out of his mother's grasp and ran towards me and gave me a hug. I kneeled and reached his level.
He kissed my cheek and said, "Arigato, Onee-chan." I nodded and smiled then he ran back to his mother and held her hand. They waved us goodbye and we waved back then made our way back to our adventure. "Aww~ I miss him now, even though I only knew him for ten minutes~." I whined. "But what about Hotaru?" She asked. "Hmm? Yeah let's go find her already." I told her as we began to walk to our destination.
We finally made it and on the way we went shopping too and we got kicked out of some, but it was the snowman's fault! He decided to mock me and even though I punched him first I was head-butted back and fell into some toys so I decided to bite him... I didn't know he would pop though! Anyways I got more manga and anime, along with more games, and clothes. Mikan looked at it in amazement, but I just got sick by looking at it. "Ugh." I held my head as I got a headache. Mikan looked back and forth then tugged my sleeve. "It's must be in there." She told me and she tugged my hand and we ran all the way to some damn place in a secluded area.
Huh, so this is what they were talking about. It read, "National Alice Research Institute Academy Headquarters. "Looks like were in the right place!" Mikan told me. "Nah." I said with sarcasm and she slightly glared at me and I returned it teasingly. "But.." I began as we both looked around. "THIS SCHOOL IT FUCKING HUGE" I yelled and she agreed, "I wonder if Hotaru really goes to a school in a place like this?" She wondered.
"Well she ain't poor, that's a fact, but seriously did you think she was on an island or something?" I asked her and she rubbed her neck nervously and chuckled as a sweat drop on her head slid down. I sighed then thwacked her head, "BA-KA." I told her. "Itai.." She rubbed her head. "Hey you two. This place is for authorized personnel only." Some dude with a hat said. "I am authorized! For I am-!" Mikan put her hand over my mouth and stopped me. I struggled but she just glared at me.
The man looked high when I saw his face 'cause his hat was down and he picked his hat up. I laughed so hard I fell to the ground, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW DUDE! HAHAHAHA!" I continued as I clutched my sides when they started to hurt. He glared at me but that made me laugh harder. "Go home if you have no business here." He told Mikan. "WELL I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU A CARD TO A REHAB CENTER! BWAHAHAHAHA!" I pointed at him. "We came here to see a friend." She told him as she went up to the gate. "That's not possible." He told her as he shook his head. "But…" She began and I saw a van appear behind us.
I looked over to see some dudes who looked like they deal with drugs. I knew not to trust them. "Then, please tell a girl named Hotaru Imai that we're here." He told the high looking dude. "Messages aren't allowed either." He told her. "We're her best friends! Please!" I heard Mikan say but I paid attention to the men in the van. I stood and watched them. "No!" He yelled. "Don't be stingy! Let us see her!" She yelled. I grabbed her shoulder, "Mikan that's enough!" I told her. "B-but.. We came all this way to see her, do you really want to give up?" She asked almost in tears.
"We can't do anything, okay?" I asked her. "Geez!" She said as she turned and sat down curled in a ball. "I came all this way, and I'm not going away empty-handed!" She said, determined. I sighed then saw the two men coming this way. "What's wrong little girls?" He asked us. I got in front of Mikan, "Back off!" I yelled "Hmm, looks like this one's a little feisty, eh?" the white haired man said, "Aren't you a little to old to be a pedophile?" I asked as I smirked. "Aren't you a little to young to be traveling by yourself?" He replied. "We can take care of ourselves. Thank you." I said as I crossed my arms.
"So did you two come to see a friend?" He asked. Mikan stood and walked towards them. "We did, but that big dummy won't let us in because we're not authorized." She told them. I grabbed Mikan's shoulder and pulled her back. The man kneeled in a little and said, "Oh, you poor things! We can let the two of you in if you'd like." They don't listen, now do they. Oh well I'm going to have teach them the hard way. I then aimed my keg and kicked the white haired dude in the baby maker and he bent down. "NO WAY IN HELL! YOU TWO CAME IN A FUCKING VAN AND YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE STUDENTS. I AIN'T NO IDIOT!" I yelled. "W-why you brat." The man said still kneeling from the impact. "Sh-she didn't mean it, I'm sorry!" She said as she bowed. The other man shook his head, "It's fine, she's probably just nervous hehe."
"And your probably just a pedophile, kidnapper looking for rich kids to sell and get the money." I said sweetly. The men froze. "Ah so I was right?" I asked. "N-no we just actually go to college here." They said as the other dude got up. "Where's your uniforms?" I asked.
"W-we don't have uniforms here, d-didn't you know?" He asked. I was getting pissed off. "Rich school have uniforms. You dumb fuck." I told him. "Why you-" He began but the other man stopped him, "Come on, let's go. We'll get you two in." The white haired dude said as he put his hand out but I only bit it. "OW! WHY YOU!" He yelled as he held his hand out. "The front's right here, dumb asses." I told him. "Th.. There's a back entrance!" The other dude exclaimed trying to cover up their mistake. "R…Right! So then…" Whit haired dude said. "Let's Go!" They yelled as they froze then skipped away. Mikan forgot her things and then grabbed my hand.
"Come on, Masaaki!" She said cheerfully. "No." I said as I pulled her back to me. Then man opened the car door and looked back at us. "Alright, get in, get in." He told us. "NO WAY IN HELL." I answered. Mikan dragged me by my arms, "Okay." She answered. I pulled Mikan back and someone walked over, "Hold it right there." Thank god someone came! But the voice was some what female yet male. OH GOD A TRANSVESTITE! We all looked over to se a blonde chick/dude with a white shirt and some purple dots on his face, hmm. He must be a stripper of a prostitute. "Sorry to intrude, but…" He began, then roses came flying everywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK?! "Just where so you think you're taking those little kittens?" He asked. Kitten?! KITTEN?! I AIN'T NO FUCKING KITTEN! I WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT THOUGH!
"W…who the heck is he?" On guy asked as Mikan and the men, including me had disgusted faces on. "GAAAAAYYYY!" I yelled "Me? I'm a teacher at Alice Academy." Well he looks like a teacher. "That's a lie!" Mikan and the men yelled. I got pissed. I then kicked the men in the baby maker and grabbed Mikan and went beside the gay guy. "YOU GUYS ARE A LIE!" I yelled as I pointed at them. "Eh? Why?" blonde guy asked the men with a confused look as he bent over a little. The men walked over to us and grabbed our hands leading us back to the van but was careful with me.
"Come on. Let's go. No one that flamboyant can be a teacher." Hippy duded explained. "GAY GUY HELP MEH!" I yelled as I struggled. He walked over to us with pink radiating off of him. He lifted his hand and held up the gray haired dudes chin. "You shouldn't tell lies." He told them as if they were five. I watched completely unfazed and looked at them with slight disgust. "What is this yaoi?" I muttered. Then men blushed, "Okay." The old man dude complied.
"We were doing in for ransom money." Explained the other dude. I rolled my eyes, no kidding. They then quickly drove away. Mikan, the gay guy and I watched the van drive away and Me and Mikan looked at the teacher. He chuckled, "That was a close one." He said. I then shrugged. "Mikan, I blame you." I told her. "Eh?! B-but they said they were going to help us, Masaaki..." She mumbled. I thwacked her head. "They lied, your so gullible." I told her. The gay guy then said, "You two should head home, too." Thank god for the demi-goddess! If I didn't have her right now I'd be pulled in and raped. And thank goodness she's asleep.
"Transvestite." I mumbled. Mikan looked at me then the chick/dude. She finally got it. "I get it! You're a lady man!" She said with a blush.
I snickered then began to laugh my ass off! I fell to the ground in tears and clutched my sides. "Y-You people are so stupid and hilarious!" I cracked up. "Wha…" He said as if he didn't understand. "You're not?" She asked him. "Hmm, not exactly." He told her as he scratched his nose. I then stood up and sighed. "Ah, that was a good laugh. HEY! WHERE'D MY THINGS GO?!" I asked.
I looked around to see it over by where the van was and I dropped it, when I refused to go in. I walked over and grabbed it then slung in over my shoulder. I had a skull on it and it was black. I then saw a boy on a tree wearing a cat mask with red plaid shorts and a black shirt. His hair was black and he had some earrings on. I stared at him for a while and he caught my stares and gave me a glare through the mask and I returned the gift. I then walked back over to Mikan and the gay dude talking about some powers and shit. Mikan then explained why we were here in Tokyo.
He slid down against the wall, "Oh? You both followed your friend all the way to Alice Academy?" He asked. "Nah we came all the way here to catch the Easter Bunny." I said with sarcasm. He chuckled. "Seems you're the sarcastic type." He told me.
"No shit Sherlock." "Young ladies shouldn't cuss." He scolded me. "Well I'm not a lady." I told him with a glare. "Yes." Mikan replied rather late. "By the way Mikan, Massaki…" He began. "Are you two feeling okay? Do you feel strange, or sense anything?" He asked. "Huh?" Mikan asked. "What? Why would we? WAIT! DID YOU SECRETLY DRUG US" Patted around my shirt and shorts. He chuckled and smiled. Mikan and I then looked in our bags making sure we had everything. "You two can visit your friend, but…if you become a student at this academy, you might be able to see her." He told us. "Huh?" Me and Mikan both asked. "If we become a student, then we can see Hotaru?" Mikan looked at me and then we both looked back at the teacher.
"In that case, please let us take the entrance exam!" She stood up quickly saluting him. "WHA-?!" I asked. "Please cooperate, Masaaki! We'll get to see Hotaru, and be together again!" She tugged on me desperately. "So do you two want to enroll?" He asked. Mikan looked at me with a puppy dog look. "Ack! C-Come on don't-" She looked at me more intensely. I sighed then nodded. "So do two want to enroll?" He asked. "Yes!" she then paused, "Wait, what?" She asked. "I'll let you two into Alice Academy. It's not something I can authorize all by myself, of course but you'll both be fine." He assured.
"No way!" She said. "Finally you get it." I told her. "I'm telling you the truth." He told us. "But I'm not a genius!" She told him with a creepy look I snickered, "You got that right." She glared at me and I returned it and she shrunk. "Ahh, that's a misunderstanding." He raised an arm. "What makes someone an "Alice" isn't how smart they are, but rather if they have a special talent." He explained
"This academy is full of individuals who all have unique natural abilities. It's the ultimate talent school, in a way." He explained. "So you're saying that maybe we have a natural talent, too?" She asked. "Maybe? Of course!" He smiled and chuckled. It almost made me blush a lil.
"Actually, I have a natural talent, too."
Mikan immediately began to hold his hand and began to hap back and forth. Maybe sticking all that sugar in her tea was a bad idea… Nah!
"No way! No way! What kind, what kind?" She asked excited.
"You're so excited, you're making it difficult for me to tell you."
"Hurry! Hurry! Tell me!" She exclaimed.
"Hurry! Hurry! KILL ME!" I mocked.
"Well here's a hint." He put one finger up and an explosion occurred behind him. It made me and Mikan fly back but I flipped and landed on my feet and she landed on her ass, sadly. The pedo teacher fell down. I dusted myself off and helped Mikan up. "I guess that information about a possible escape was true." He sighed. "Glad I was on guard."
ON GUARD?! ON GUARD MY ASS!
"W… What's going on?" She asked as she limped on my shoulder.
"Take a look for yourself, Mikan." The gay ass teacher told her. Mikan opened an eye and was clearing. It was that cat boy. I had to admit his was pretty cute, but I shouldn't say that out loud.
"He's the youngest of out top tier geniuses here at the academy." He explained as cat boy landed on the gate thinger.
"His name is Natsume Hyuuga."
"Good to fucking know now we just gonna watch him fly away like damn superman or what?!" That earned a glare from the boy which I gladly returned, "Yeah, Yeah glare all you want, 'cause it ain't getting you anywhere!" I yelled. "His Alice is fire."
"Yippe fucking doo." I muttered.
"A black cat…" Mikan mumbled. I nodded in agreement.
I wonder who exactly this boy is..
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