Summary : It was an accident. Entirely an accident. He hadn't meant to do it. Hell- he didn't even try to do it! It was just an experiment. Something he was trying to test.

And then he spills some coffee and drops the soul gem onto a copy of Star Wars Episode VI. And everything turns to shit. Suddenly, he's in Tatooine in A New Hope, and the rest of the Avengers are scattered around the Star Wars universe. Some of them just happen to end up on the Death Star as well..

And as Tony soon finds a young Luke Skywalker walking down his path, he seriously starts to wish he had called the Guardians of the Galaxy for this.


A/N : So, I'm not the best at writing these. This is just a Drabble in my head I wanted to get down. Might not even finish. If you guys want me to, I'll probably take a few weeks on Chapter 2. Hope you enjoy, and feel free to review and suggest idea!


It had been an accident. Entirely an accident.

And yet as Anthony Stark, firstborn son of Mariah and Edward Stark, hid behind a rock, hiding from the various (possibly deadly) creatures of Tatoinne- he was seriously wishing that he had taken the day off.

It was a Sunday, a lazy day, or so it seemed. He had been tired- and it was 5:00AM in the morning. He hadn't had his espresso yet, so of course he was drowsy. He had brewed some coffee, and for whatever reason took out some old copies of the original trilogy.

With Rogue One out soon, he had decided to show the magic of the original copies to his teammates before they saw the new movie next week. And of course something happened.

He was dicking around, he knew he had been. But somehow that act of naivety had ended up with him in the middle of a rocky desert planet in the middle of a movie he hadn't seen in about 5 years.

Where were the Guardians of the Galaxy when you needed them?

Then he fucked up.

He spilled the coffee.

Knocked over the soul gem.

Tripped on the rug.

The coffee got sprayed onto the DVDs. He had been worried the tapes would be ruined. The soul gem fell on them both. Of course that would be the least of his problems now.

It had happened. He didn't know how, he didn't know why. But the soul gem started to glow. It was faint, a little glimmer of light, and then it blazed. Oh it blazed. And suddenly the entire Avengers Tower was consumed by light.

A few seconds later and Tony Stark was stranded in the middle of an alien planet with nothing but the clothes on his back and the attitude he held inside.

The rest of the team was going to fucking kill him.

Who knows where they were? Oh god, what if Pepper was in Alderaan! It was about to be blown up!.. Right? That happened in this movie right? Or was it the second?.. Aargh! The one time he needed to remember a movie to reference it and he was forgetting!

Whatever was going to happened, he needed a plan. Something to help him rescue his friends and get home safely... And try not to get killed by Boba Fett or Darth Vader- or even the Rebels for that matter- along the way.

And if his plan failed he was dead. And no one would know because he was stuck in a fucking DVD of Star Wars. Heh, maybe if someone played the DVD they'd see him die in the background.

Either way, he was desperate. And this was his only hope of survival.

He sucked in a breath.

And now to wait. Hopefully he could catch a character from the movie that wasn't going to die.


Luke Skywalker smiled, beginning to walk over to the market. All he had to do was find someone who knew about this droid. A rebel. A scribe. Nothing more. R2-D2 buzzed behind him, following.

So why was he now talking to a man who was years older than him in some strange outfit who talked like he didn't have single care in the world? He didn't know.

He had just seen him hiding behind a rock, almost waiting for someone. He had his doubts of course, but he approached the man, questioned him. R2 had been skeptical, hid behind Luke. Didn't move at first. But he followed anyway.

It didn't take long to get the man talking.

He paused, chose his words carefully. "Who are you?" He shouted, trying to grab the man's attention. R2 buzzed loudly, also trying to get the man's focus.

The man froze, looked up at him, then at R2 and grinned. "Name's Tony, I'm uh- visiting." Luke quickly sized him up.

He looked human... For the most part. His outfit was strange, and was made of a material he had never seen before. His shoes were shiny, polished, and he was wearing some strange outfit around his eyes that seemed to make a circle-like area around them darker.

"Tony?" Luke repeated, surprised. "That's a very unusual name." It was true. Not many people in general were named Tony. As far as he knew. Was anyone named Tony for that matter?

"Yeah well, it could be worse." The man chuckled, getting up. To Luke's surprise he was much taller than he thought.

"I've seen some guys with pretty crazy names. There was once a weird imp guy in my world who was looking for "Superguy" or something like that. Called himself "Myxestlopis" or something strange like that." He then flashed a beaming grin at Luke, and pointed directly to him. "Nice droid. An R2 model?"

Luke frowned then protectively put his hand on R2, who beeped in response. He didn't entirely trust this man. The way he was talking made him sound too casual. Too friendly. And not everyone was a big enough technology monger to recognize an R2 that easily. Perhaps he was a bandit...

"Thanks..." He took a step backward, R2 following. Any signs of something wrong and he would bolt for it.

"Say, you're Luke Skywalker aren't you?"

Luke froze.

"H-How do you know my name?.."

"Well, actually, I know quite a bit about your family.. For instance-" The man stopped mid-sentence as the *pew pew* of gunfire hummed in the distance.

"What in the-" Luke turned, seeing small rays of light shooting just not too far from his house.

"Oh shit." The man growled, and he grabbed Luke by the arm and forced him to look him in the eye. "How long have you been away from your uncle?" With a closer view, the weird goggles the man was wearing cleared a bit, Luke noting that the man's eyes looked hazel.

Luke's heart pounded and he tried desperately to steady his pulse as panic quickly raged through him. "I-I don't know! Just a few minutes maybe...?" R2 was still free. He wasn't sure if droids had weapons. But if he started to get robbed he was betting on his life that they might.

"Must be past the opening then." The man grunted, letting go of Luke's arm, much to Luke's confusion. "Where the hell is Obi-Wan Kenobi? He shows up in this scene!"

"S-Sir, what are you-" Luke was interrupted with the man quickly yanking him by the arm and pointing over to the direction of where he had come from.

"Kid, we need to get to your uncle's PRONTO! There's about to be a million Empire guys that are gonna burn the house down and kill them both!"

While Luke hadn't exactly been confident about "Tony" before, the man's last few words quickly snapped him back into reality. "Wait, WHAT!"

"I'm not kidding kid, look, we got a few minutes. Nothing more. We'll find Obi-Wan later, just COME ON!" The man quickly ran off, his outfit swooping in the wind as he dashed to his adoptive guardian's house. "Kid, I'm dead serious, we need to go."

Luke shook, not knowing how to react. This man was probably going to lure him into a trap but... No, he wouldn't take the risk. If his guardian's died because he was too superstitious, he'd feel even worse than if he was robbed or R2 was taken.

A few moments later he found himself running after Tony. R2 trailing behind them both.

Little did he know the adventure he was about to partake in..


End of Act One : A New Hope


Act Two : Setting : Death Star

Characters : Darth Vader, Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, Princess Leia