Meh, this was popular on dA so I thought I'd post it here. Just a text rp between me and RubyKurosaki

Please don't be annoyed cos this is pretty crackish! Posted because people reviewed on Huiyi that there wasn't enough Star Pairing out there

I don't own Hetalia. If I did, Scotland, Ireland and Wales would be canon


China: XD America's reaction to China in a dress?

America: ...You are a chick! haha!

China: ¬/¬ am not aru...so immature

America: ...You look rather...*blush* Hot...thou...

China: ...why are you looking at me like that aru? Stop staring!

America: Can I kiss you instead? Princess…

China: A dress is all it takes aru?

America: ...huh?

China: *leans over and kisses* To get you hot? saves time aru

America: *kisses back* You better have panties under there...

China: *blushes*

America: Oh? You are? *smirks*

China: Boxers showed aru...

America: Hmmm...This means a bra too. Doesn't it?

China: No! I don't have boobs aru!

America: *grope*

China: *slaps hands* You're as bad as Korea aru!

America: Says a guy in a dress wearing panties JUST to tease his poor boyfriend... *smirks*

China: says the guy who dressed as rocky horror, then as a panda to get my attention aru

America: And? Did it work?

China: I'm in a dress aru and you still want to know if you got my attention?

America: *crawls close to, kissing his lips and neck, yanking him onto his lap* Hmm...you look like a princess...

China: *pouts, not sure whether to be pleased or offended* hmmmm *kisses back* so you like it aru?

America: *licks his neck, rubbing hands over his ass* What do you think?

China: *gasps and pants* haa...i think you have odd fetishes aru...

America: *smirks* Really? *gropes at china crotch, eyes closed*

China: Hnn...crossdressing fetish aru...ahhhh! *moans*

America: Says you...I remember your reaction when i was a panda~

China: *flushes*...you looked so cute aru...

America: !

China: ¬/¬

America: *grins* ...So do you...now...lemme see these panties?

China: *straddles and kisses* i'm not stopping you aru

America: *yanks off dress eagrly* Oh...oh...*runs a hand down his bare chest, stroking at the point just above panties*

China: *amazed and amused by the speed at which he was undressed, moans slightly* ahh. so it wasn't the dress aru...

America: *Blushes* It didn't help... *kisses, hard and pasionatly*

China: *kisses back, grinding slightly* hmmm? or is it just the panties that turn you on aru?

America: *blushes, stripping off his own shirt and jeans* S-shurrup! *laughs, kissing him hard, groping dat sexy ass*

China: *leans over, nibbling at his ear and neck* You prefer your princess quiet and obedient aru?

America: Unless she's fucking my ass till its sore~

China: You will allow me to top aru? I'm honoured...*reaches down to cup america's crotch*

America: *blushes* A-ah! Only cos you're a l...

China: *kisses America hard whilst squeezing slightly* think carefully before you finish that sentence aru

America: *whimper* W-why?

China: *licks America's ear teasingly* or I'll show you who's the 'lady' aru *bites on America's ear*

biting America's ear sends him to sleep aru? *stares*

D:


Awaits mob with pitchforks for posting this...especially since we never finished the smut.

I love this pairing too freaking much man, honestly

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