Revenge of the Wife
What would seem to be a quiet and peaceful morning was shattered with a cry.
"This has got to stop!"
She looked up from her sultry position on their bed, blinking innocently at him before lowering her eyes to his raging hard on.
"Whatever are you talking about Draco?"
She lowered her lingerie clad body back onto the mattress and stretched, sighing in pleasure, seemingly unaware that her attire was doing almost absolutely nothing to cover the bits that mattered. Well… the bits that mattered to him or rather, the male anatomy which was currently bothering him to no end.
"You know what I'm talking about, wench!"
"I'm afraid I don't Draco."
She crawled slowly towards the end of the bed where he was currently standing, giving him a good look down her cleavage.
She placed her hand on the waist of his boxers and pulled down the silk in one swift motion. She eyed him appreciatively.
"My my Draco… I think you'll have to explain it to me."
"Draco, honestly, late again?"
"Shut up Zabini. I can be late whenever I want for as long as I want."
"Ah, but you see, you should be setting an example for your minions. If they see that their great lord turns up late for work every morning, why, they'll believe they should do the same."
"Only you would believe such a thing."
"Besides Draco, this is the fifth time your meeting with that prude from the Ministry has been cancelled. He might not end up approving your new broom and then where would you be?"
"Well it's not like I can help it! If he would stop scheduling the damn meetings during the morning, none of this would be happening would it?"
"Don't you think the problem's closer to home?"
"Shut up."
"Good afternoon Mr. Malfoy. It seems like only last week you were here."
"I was here last week and now I'm back with another serious matter to discuss with you."
"Oh?"
"I know I asked you to put my wife on pregnancy leave-"
"Bribed Mr. Malfoy. You bribed me, though rest assured, St. Mungo's is definitely benefiting from your generous donation."
"Nevertheless, would you consider taking my wife back on the job? At least until she becomes too… bloated to work?"
"Why Mr. Malfoy, she is excellent at what she does and I would be glad to take her back however… funding is-"
"You'll get your donation."
"Right then. Your wife is welcome to come back to St. Mungo's anytime she wishes."
"You're actually on time today Draco!"
"Hermione went back to work today."
"Oh… I see."
"Yeah, her revenge has been successful."
"Well… this is a harsh blow towards you sex life."
"I know."
This is just a little quick something I wrote ;
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