Why the TARDIS is the Best Ship.
1: 'Time And Relative Dimension In Space'. How do you beat a name like that? Really?
2: She's alive and aware.
3: She's a time machine and a space ship.
4: She doesn't just travel through time, she sees time: Everything that ever was, is, and will be.
5: She's the very last of her kind.
6: No need to learn a new language: She'll translate for you.
7: Her wardrobe is the biggest collection of costumes in the universe.
8: You're room is just how you want it, and if you want a change; she'll do it for you instantly. (If she likes you that is…)
9: No one can get in unless the Doctor allows them to; even if they have a key.
10: Bigger on the inside. All I'm gonna say…
11: The ride may be a little bumpy but she always gets you where you need to go.
12: Notice in #11 I said need not want. Sometimes she takes it upon herself to get them where they have to go. So you can't blame all of their missed destinations on the Doctor's bad driving.
13: Where ever she takes you it's guaranteed to be an adventure.
14: She has a pool in her library. Well, she did. Not sure where it is now…
And...
15: In her own words: "I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and ran away." Now I don't know about you but I've never heard of a ship steeling a pilot.
This is my list of reasons why the TARDIS is the best ship in the universe. There are more but I think this sums it up pretty well. Don't you think?