Crash! Bang! BOOM!!!!!
"Eep…." Muttered Sunny Baudelaire, marvellous cook and amazing sis, "Thunder storms are SO totally not cool"
"A goom gum loop!" screeched Baby Beatrice, pointing at the sea and gesturing frantically. The slightly hard to pronounce phrase meaning; of course, "Water is coming into the boat!"
"Awwww" said Violet, turning to Sunny, "She talks just like you used to!"
"Awwwww…." Said Sunny, bestowing a loving smile upon Baby Beatrice, "BB is like SO talented!"
Klaus turned away from the scene with a disgusted look on his face, and tried to concentrate on the rather worrying situation at hand. Sadly, he wasn't a very good multitasker. Like SERIOUSLY. How could anyone expect him to steer the boat, keep a disgusted expression off his face, and try to keep too much more water from sploshing in, while Violet and Sunny were ooooohing and aaaaaahing and awwwwwing? It was hard work. The only loyal person in the boat was a baby who couldn't even talk right.
Klaus sighed. He was being too harsh on his beloved sisters. They were as stressed as he was. They were just showing it in a more light-hearted way. Trying to keep BB from getting scared you know. Not that it was helping any.
There was this weird lump on the horizon too. It was really weird shaped. He hoped it wasn't anything bad.
BB came toddling over to Klaus. She was obviously not enjoying the 'awwwwing' either. "Wland." She told him seriously.
"Say what?' asked Klaus, keeping his eyes on the weird lump.
"Wland!"
"Errr…."
"W-w-land!!!!"
"Land?!!!!!?"
"Yluppa!"
"Violet! Sunny! BB found LAND!! Really weird shaped land too! Good for you, BB! You're awesome!" Klaus yelled.
My first fanfic ever. :) I know, I know, it's sort of stupid. I was in a really sarcastic mood. It was fun writing though! Review please!
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