Fuck you! All you people care about is your precious money! screamed Mordecai, catching everyone s stare.
Sir, please calm down! I am just saying our policy forbids handing over children to gays! said the woman at the main counter, who was frightened by the sudden outburst.
Policy? Your damn policy is what s keeping me from having a child?
Precisely. I m sorry sir.
Mordecai slammed his hands down on the counter and broke down, sobbing. Please... he said, pitifully, through his tears, I have so much love to give...
Rigby burst through the doors. Wait! I have an appeal!
E-excuse me sir? asked the woman.
I got it signed. By the president! It is now illegal for you not to adopt us a child! Rigby said with a smile.
Sir, this signature is obviously forged.
You have no way to prove that!
Yes I do, my brother is part of the CIA, and has direct connections with the president. Let me dial him up right now... she trailed as she pulled out a Nokia phone.
N-no wait, it is forged... We just... We want a child so badly, we feel so alone, and I only have a year to live. said Rigby.
Rigby, what do you mean only a year? said Mordecai, his voice trembling with fear as all his extremities and limbs began shaking.
Mordecai, I have...