Life of Pwee
Okay, so I have really enjoyed writing a funny fanfic (What could have gone wrong) and so I decided to write another fanfic on the funny side and it is about Pwee, my parrot in the unwound future (No Pwee is not a stupid name *blush*) and it's sort of his diary, so it's not very detailed.
Monday
Arrived in the test facility yesterday and they tested on me. It hurt. There is a cat and a rabbit here too. Now they've left a book here to test my intelligence?! Is there something wrong with me? Is that why I'm here in this godforsaken place with a scientist who looks like a girl? God, they are so ridiculous.
Tuesday
They tried to read the book and realized I can't write English. Hah! Idiots! Stupid people who don't know my true talents. There was a new girl here today. By which I mean she's younger than the others, probably, twenty? The head scientist (what a girl) was fawning over her like "ooh I love you Claire" but she wasn't interested and instead she was asking about our wellbeing (as in the animals-I'm subject 1, cat is subject 2, and the rabbit is subject 3) You know what, I think she's my favourite.
Wednesday
More tests. What do they need us for? They're doing different tests on all of us, but I'm still not sure what mine are doing-apart from talking and writing, but I could do that yesterday. Subject 3 can talk too, and he's always telling the scientists what he thinks of them. It's hilarious! Claire was back again today, she gave me some food. There was no one around so I felt safe impersonating the head scientist and I told her "ooh I love you Claire" and she burst into a fit of giggles. "Clever parrot. You should be out there, learning new voices, not stuck in here." "Clever parrot, clever parrot," I said to her in her voice and she laughed at me. Then subject 3 said "Stop admiring freakshow over there, I'm hungry!" which annoyed me. "Freakshow, freakshow" I taunted, and then Claire told me to shush
Thursday
No tests today! Whoopee! Not on me and subject 3. They just took subject 2 now. I hope she's okay. She can make herself invisible! Wow. She can't talk though, which must be a major bummer. A different scientist came to give me my food today and she slopped it on the floor of my cage so I called her a naughty word which I learned off a scientist who is a nasty man and he called Claire a b****. You are a double b****! So anyway, the scientist went to feed subject 2 and I kept calling her that and then she told me to shut up and I said "Only if you clean my cage, b****" and she did clean it…eventually.
Friday
Subject 2 escaped last night. I guess they regret giving her that invisibility now. She's gone and she's free. Huh. Wish I was free. But all I can do is imitate voices, so I won't be escaping anytime soon. Subject 3 is quiet today, which is funny. I wonder what he's thinking about. Probably the same thing as me…that freedom would be nice. The same nasty scientist came today and told me "don't repeat anything I f***in say you little parrot s***!" So I learned new words! Claire fed me again today, was nice to see her and she said to me, "Don't call the lady a b****, subject 1. Okay?" I hate the name subject 1. I wish I had a different name.
Okay, that's enough for me *collapses* just kidding! I hope you enjoyed this little life of Pwee chapter and stayed tuned; there is more to come! See yap!
P.S. DO NOT leaves a review saying Pwee is a silly name! It hurts my feelings!