Sam walked into the ICarly studio to find Freddie doing something on his laptop, she snuck up
behind him and put her hands over his eyes, she learned down to whisper in his ear "what you doing
fredwerid?", he jumped up in surprise, and accidently pushed Sam to the ground, as he tripped over
the computer cord underneath his feet and brought them both to the floor, Sam was literally glaring
at him, so he quickly got up, and offered his hand for her to take, she pushed his hand away and got
up herself, once she was on her feet again, she said very slowly and carefully, pausing between each
word to get her message across, You . Are. So. Dead, he didn't need to be told twice and ran for the
door but he didn't get far, as he felt Sam grab the back of his jacket to pull him back, so that he
couldn't escape, he turned around to face her, he was nerveless, to be in a room with Sam alone is
hard, to be in one when you are the subject of her anger, is literally your death wish, I take a few
shallow breaths, "Sam, don't hurt me please", Sam just glares that evil smirk she has, and I know I'm
in trouble, "I'll buy you bacon, come on you love bacon", She smiles a little, "ok, nub, it's a deal",
she walks pass me, bumping into me on her way out, I see her smirk as she exists the room, and I
realise I've just been played, she was never really mad, she just wanted bacon, dam, I've been
played by the player, well at least it wasn't Carly who played me, then I would really be screwed.