Hello Minna! This is my first time making a blooper in tekken, some of them are funny, some of them are not really that much -_-
But I tried my best to make it funnier, so hope you enjoy reading!Mwah!
~Opening of Tekken Blood Vengeance~
(Night at the City Bridge)
(Anna appears)
Nina: Well Now, It's my dear sister, Anna
Anna: Nina, it's been a long time, hasn't it?
(Anna was tripped over and fell on the road as her butt got a sore)
Director: Cuttt! Cuttttt!
Anna: Oww, my butt really hurts!
Nina: hehehe, it's so much better when your butt got sored up! (smirks)
Anna: Why you!
Nina and Anna in a fight cloud by pinching, choking etc…)
Director: Hey! Hey! Ladies! Stop fighting! Enough fighting! ( As he joins them in a fight cloud)
(At Kyogoku Academy)
Xiaoyu: He should be right around here, somewhere, but where? ( she was hit by a shoe) A shoe?
School Boy: Oh my God!
As shin was falling, he opened his eyes, knowing he was afraid of heights and screamed until he got Xiaoyu hit including him
Xiaoyu: Ow,Ow, it hurts ( she slowly opened her eyes and saw Shin was face- first between her breasts)
(Xiaoyu blushed)
Shin: Why am I feeling so comfortable and it's so soft (he thought and looks at Xiaoyu's Breast) Ah! X-Xiaoyu, I-It was an accident,I-I swear! ( Xiaoyu got up and felt embarrassed)
Jin went to the scene to give a big punch at shin but was grabbed by asuka and Jun
Jin: You asshole, you dare touch my girl! I'm gonna kill you!
Jun: Jin, it's alright, it was an accident…
Asuka: Yeah Couz, it was only an accident… Wait a minute …MY GIRL!
(Everyone Paused)
Jin: Uh- Uh I-I mean My Friend! (Blushed)
Asuka: Ohoho! (As she shouted to tell the news) Hey Everyone, Jin likes Xiaoyu!
Jun: Awww my son is in love with a sweet Chinese girl!
Jin: M-Mom, that's not what you think!
Hwoarang: Jin and Xiaoyu kissing in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! (sings and laughs)
Jin: Hey! I-It's not what it looks like!
Xiaoyu approaches to Jin and gives him a kiss in the Cheek as Jin got blushed
Xiaoyu: it's alright Jin, I like you too: 3 (Jin smiled)
(Shin approaches to Xiaoyu)
Shin: Hey Xiaoyu! I'm sorry for what happened there, it was an accident
Xiaoyu: its ok, I forgive you (smiles)
Shin was blushed until Jin looked with Jealousy and was burst into flames
Steve: Oh dear… (He fires Jin with an extinguisher)
Jin: What was that?
Steve: You were bursting into flames!
(Outside The park where Xiaoyu and Alisa were seating in a bench)
Alisa: This love thing…Is really Hard!
Xiaoyu: Yeah I know I hear ya!
(Until some Fan boys of Alisa approached)
Boy 1: Hey Alisa! I can be your boyfriend!
Boy 2: No! Me!
Boy 3: No! Me!
(Until the Fan Boys of Alisa are in a fight cloud)
Alisa: Wow, They're playing with each other (smiles)
Xiaoyu: (slaps her forehead) Oh dear, can somebody please stop these boys here!
(Inside the Kyoto Castle)
Shin: Both of your organizations have hounded me, vying for this power… But everyone got a little careless…
Jin was barging into the wooden door
Xiaoyu: Jin!
Shin: you came, Kazama Jin
Jin: Kamiya Shin…
Shin: I know you were—blah blah blah (his tongue got out)
(As Jin, Xiaoyu and Alisa laughed along with Shin)
Shin: Seriously, I'm not good at memorizing the script! Hahaha!
(Night at the Mishima Zaibatsu)
Jin: Alright! What's next? Where else do we look?
Nina: Relax, it wasn't a complete loss…
(When Nina open some files, there were pictures of Xiaoyu wearing a bikini, maid outfit and *censored*)
Nina: Jin, Are you fetishing Xiaoyu?
Jin: Uh-uh, who put that there? (telling a lie as he closes the files of pictures of Xiaoyu )
Nina: You are seriously like your father -_-
(At the underground Mutare experiment Laboratory)
Xiaoyu and Alisa were checking the records
Xiaoyu: Let's see what's under M?
(Alisa and Xiaoyu both blushed when saw Lars and Jin were in there underwear)
Xiaoyu: Umm, Guys I think you got the wrong record book =-=
(At G- Corperation Office)
(Anna appears)
Anna: I've finally had some good news, our team in the Far East just sent in a report. This is from Kyoto (Anna snaps her fingers)
Pictures of Jun appeared in the big screen
Anna: Kazuya, Why are there Pictures of Jun in the screen -_-
Kazuya: U-Uh, who put that there? (Telling a lie as He turns his chair)
Anna: Nina's right, you and Jin are really similar to each other -_-
(At the studio) The scene of the charlie's angel: Full throttle
"U can't touch this by MC Hammer"
Stop! Have a time!
(Jun is dancing while holding a box of stuffs *similar to natalie's moves from Charlie's angels*)
(Xiaoyu and Alisa were reading their scripts and approahes to Jun who is still dancing then stares at her)
Jun: Hey girls!
(They both throw their stuff and scripts then joined dancing with Jun as Xiaoyu shakes her booty)
Jun: Whoah! Xiaoyu!
Stop! Have a time!
(While they were dancing, little did they know Kazuya, Jin and Lars were hiding at the front door watching the girls' dancing)
Kazuya: Wow, I'd never thought she's really good at dancing (smirks and slightly blushes)
Lars: A-Alisa can dance? (blushes)
Jin: I like Xiao's ass shaking(smirks and blushes)
(The Director appears to the girls and asks to join in)
Director: Can I join the dance?
Jun, Xiaoyu and Alisa: SURE!
(The Director was in the middle between Jun, Xiaoyu and Alisa as he shakes his booty)
Jun: Wow , Mr. Director you're so amazing at dancing ( flattering the director)
Xiaoyu: Ahhh, you're great at dancing ( smiles)
Alisa: Wow, I admire your dance moves (her eyes shone)
(As they kept on dancing, the Mishima men were really jealous and their electricity appears in their arms)
Kazuya, Jin and Lars: THAT PERVERT!
(The boys appeared at studio room by crashing the wooden door)
Jun: Boys! What are you doing?
The mishima men then approahes to the director as he moves backward raise both of his hands
Director: Guys, we can settle things out?Uh!uh!Guys?
(The Director runs for his life and the mishima men chased after him, the girls looked them running off)
Xiaoyu: What's with them?
Jun: I have no idea, we were just letting him join the dance.
Alisa: Oh well, hey let's keep dancing!
Jun and Xiaoyu: Ok!
(The girls were dancing while the director and the mishima men still run around chasing.)
(Night at the mansion of Lee )
(Alisa and Xiaoyu sat beside the window)
Alisa: The Mishima Family, what if he's like they are?
Xiaoyu: Listen, They're not even human now…
Alisa: Oh… That's really awful.
Xiaoyu laid at the lap of Alisa
Alisa: Wha-What are you-
Xiaoyu: Alisa, you're Just Like a refregirator
(Asuka approahes them)
Asuka: Really! She's like a refregirator ( Asuka then hugs Alisa)
Lili: I will hug Alisa too :3
Jun: Me too! I wanna feel Alisa's temperature!
Alisa: Uh-Uh guys, what are you all doing?
(The girls hugged Alisa tightly and slept comfortably)
Director: Cuttt!Cuttt!
(The Director approahes to them)
Director: I wanna hug too!
Alisa: Everyone!I'm feeling unconfortable right now!
(At Kyoto castle night fight scene)
Director: Ready, ACTION!
(Heihachi,Kazuya and Jin together punch their fist in a triple battle fight)….(Until their fist got sored a lot)
Heihachi, Kazuya & Jin: OOOOOOWWWWWWW!
Heihachi: My IRON FISTS! It hurts!
Kazuya: *moaning in pain*
Jin: Ouch! It seriously hurts!
Asuka: Can someone get some Ice?
(Jun and Xiaoyu sighed with disappointed)
Jun: And I thought the Mishima Men were tough
Xiaoyu: Yeah, I agree with you
Kazuya & Jin: *Dark Aura*
I Hope you enjoy the bloopers in Tekken Blood Vengance, I know there are a little bit catchy but I tried my Best, really :3
Thank you for reading :D