Chapter 1- Respite Continued

New Story! Fist Pump! What's up guys? This is a short story that I'm gonna do. It shows some of things that probably went on after the battle in Mission City with some things added in there. The story takes place after My Name is Spade. And I know that it says OP/OC on there, but that won't start until somewhere in this story or the Sequel to My Name is Spade. Pure humor and romance will be considered. If anything, then it'll be a confession or two with lots of innuendo. Some of it is going to be based on the Slenderman, so you have been warned. I love the Slenderman even though he's weird and evil. Please review, favorite, follow, all of the above… Enjoy!

Fallen Angel 1243, I got it out as soon as possible for you! The unavoidable puppy eyes really got to me! :D

And isn't the title awesome? Instead of The Escapades, it's the EscaSPADES. Get it?

Spade: The following warnings include the universal, innuendo, alcoholic use, and sexual references. Have fun!

"What happened exactly when you touched the Cube, Spade?" Optimus asked me.

I sat on my new friend's shoulder, basking in the glow of the sunset from the overlook. He had just given a message to the other Autobots out there that didn't know where to go. I could only hope that no Decepticons got the message. After Mission City, I had a different perspective on life. For example, there is life among other planets. At first, I doubted that. Now, I'm sitting on living proof! Optimus turned his giant head in my direction. I made eye contact with him and blushed, making him smile slightly.

"Um, we were on the highway. Bumblebee was driving us to Mission City when Sam told me to put the seatbelt on the Cube."

Optimus chuckled a little bit.

"I know right. He's an idiot." I shook my head. "So I picked it up and there was like a… jolt. As soon as I touched it, there were these visions. I saw you and Megatron and Cybertron. But it was from the past." I paused for a bit. "Then it went to the future. Megatron killed Jazz."

I felt Optimus stiffen. "Don't worry though. He was killed in Mission City. But I told him to stay away from Megatron and I guess that kept him from getting killed."

"Did it do anything else?" he asked.

"I think it gave me super powers," I said. We laughed for a second.

"Define super powers."

"Well, two things happened." I began to count them off on my fingers. "One, I knew the names of the Decepticons. Like, without someone telling me. And then, when Sam and I were running with the Cube, he ran into some things. Brought some electronics to life that tried to kill everybody, typical things that only Sam would do. He brought a Mountain Dew machine to life and it started shooting evil Mountain Dews at everyone."

"Mountain Dew?" Optimus asked, puzzled.

"Oh. Mountain Dew is a type of soda. A soda is a drink that's highly carbonated. Terrible for you." He nodded his head in understanding. "So, it shot one at me and I held out my hand, thinking that it would be some sort of defense, and a blue shield-like thing blocked it."

The large mech was silent for a moment.

"Did you tell Ratchet?" he asked. I looked at him like he was crazy.

"'Did I tell Ratchet,' he says. Of course not! He scares me a little." I exclaimed. Optimus choked back laughter.

"I understand. Well, since didn't before, then we have to now," he replied.

"What?!"

"Spade, if tell him any later, then he might come at you with a wrench," Optimus said. He was trying to be serious, but the amusement he felt betrayed him through his facial expression. "He does that to us all the time."

I pulled a "really" face.

"You think I'm lying?" he asked incredulously. "Spade, I never lie. If you want proof, then I can give it to you."

"Alright. Where's your proof, boss bot?" I joked. He smiled and his facial expression changed. It looked as if he were concentrating on something.

"You asked for me, Prime?" said a new voice. I screamed and jumped about two and a half feet in the air. I turned to see Ironhide standing there. The black mech looked at me questioningly.

"You scared me!" I yelled.

"I'm sorry?" he half apologized. I panted, trying to catch my breath and bring my heart back to its normal rate.

"Ironhide, Spade doesn't believe me when I say that Ratchet will chase us with a wrench. So I ask you, has Ratchet ever-,"

"Yes," he interrupted.

"Point taken," I said. I put my hands on my hips and thought for a moment. "Okay, fine. You can tell him."

"Thank you," Optimus replied.

"But I won't be there."

"You have to be there!" Ironhide pointed out.

"No I don't," I replied stubbornly, crossing my arms over my chest. The two bots sighed. Optimus turned around and as soon as he did, I felt bad for Bumblebee.

On top of his hood were Sam and Mikaela, making out like they weren't on top of a living being. I stared at them deadpan. "Bumblebee, I feel so sorry for you," I said to him. He revved his engine in response. He turned his radio on.

Mr. Boombastic!

What you want is a boombastic, romantic, fantastic lover

Shaggy!

Mr. Lover, lover

Hmm

Mr. Lover, lover

Girl

Mr. Lover, lover

Hmm

Mr. Lover, lover

I laughed at him. The song choice was perfect. Sam and Mikaela smiled a little into their kiss, but tried to pay the radio no mind. As they continued, Bee turned his radio up louder.

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Say me fantastic

Touch me in me back

She says I'm Mr. Ro…mantic

Say me fantastic

Touch me in me back

She say's I'm Mr. Ro…

Smooth

How can they not be embarrassed? If anything, their kiss got deeper. I saw a flash of tongue and decided that now was time to save Bumblebee.

"Alright, that's it. Optimus, could you put me down for a minute?" I asked the mech. I asked Ratchet about some of the terms that Cybertronians used. Femme was another term for female and mech was another term for male.

"Of course," he replied. In his voice, there was a small bit of humor and a smile. He brought his hand up to his right shoulder, allowing me to hop onto it. He lowered his hand to the ground so that I could get off. Once I did, I looked around for something to throw. Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet transformed and watched the situation. Their optics went back and forth from me to the two teenagers and Bee. After a few more seconds of searching, I found was I was looking for. A rock, about the size of a bottle cap, was lying next to a tree. I went over and picked it up. Tossing it in my hands for a while, I got the feel of it and took aim. After touching the Allspark, some of my skills had improved. I threw the rock at Sam's stomach and smirked as it made its target. Mikaela gasped in shock and rolled off of Sam, landing on one side of the ground. Sam jerked and landed on the other side. Then, I walked over to him and looked down.

"Don't swallow her, Sam," I scolded. He glared at me as the bots laughed. Bumblebee transformed and "sighed" in relief.

"Spade, I owe you one," he said. After Mission City, Ratchet finished repairing his voice. Even though he did, the little Bot still liked to use the radio for communication, hence Mr. Boombastic.

"Well, actually Spade, it would be physically impossible for Samuel to swallow his femme. The mouth and throat are too small to consume such a large object at one time," Ratchet intervened.

"Large object?!" Mikaela exclaimed, jumping off of the ground in outrage.

"Uh-oh."

"Though, it would be if he divided Mikaela into smaller parts. But I'm sure you wouldn't as that would be referred to as cannibalism. And she probably would not taste very well," he finished. After his announcement, our group stood in silence. Mikaela glared at him while I just stared, shaking my head.

"Are you done?" I asked sarcastically. He turned to me. "Because judging by the look on Mikaela's face, those will be the last words that you will ever speak," I said. "Her claws are about to come out."

"Pardon?" he asked, looking genuinely confused. I sighed and put my hand on her shoulder.

"Um, Ratchet?" Sam asked. All of us turned our attention to the boy. "I don't know how femmes are on your planet, but the ones here are emotional. Very emotional. Like, 'claw your eyes out and put them in a jar because you left a fork in the sink' emotional."

"That was a fun day," I laughed.

"Shut up, no it wasn't!" he growled. He sighed through his nose before finishing his point. "And if you call them big, or fat, or a 'large object,' then they will not hesitate to skin you alive."

"Damn straight," Mikaela and I said. The two of us applauded while Sam bowed.

"Thank you, ladies. Thank you very much," he said. Jazz laughed and moved forward a little bit.

"Sammy, I think you should teach the gang all 'o that stuff," Jazz said. "I think it would really benefit Ratchet."

"If Ratchet keeps saying that type of stuff out loud, he'll be stripped for parts by tomorrow," I laughed. Mikaela snorted.

"Well, if anybody, another human femme should teach him."

"Exactly!" I exclaimed. "That's why we're asking Sam!" Everyone laughed at this. Except for Sam. He glared at me and picked up the rock that I threw.

"That's it!" he yelled. I bolted in a different direction as Sam began to chase me with the rock. While we ran, I began to laugh. My legs started to move faster. Mikaela doubled over in mirth. Then, an idea hit me.

"Hey Bee!" I yelled. Bumblebee stopped laughing for a minute to look at me. "Remember when you said you owed me one?" He nodded. "Well, I need to borrow you for like ten seconds."

Bumblebee chirped in understanding. I ran over to him, making Sam run faster to prevent me from getting to Bee. As soon as I was within five feet of Bee, his hand swooped down and snatched me up. Sam yelled in mock fury. "Bee! Put the blue-haired femme down now!"

The yellow mech shook his head and warbled in response. I blew a raspberry at him and pulled a face. Three seconds after that, Bee grabbed me by the waist and sat me down on the grass. I looked up at him in shock.

"You said you needed to borrow me for ten seconds," he said. I continued to stare at him with my mouth open. "It's been ten seconds."

"Jesus Christ, Bee! It's an exaggeration!" I yelled. I grunted as I felt an object collide with my stomach. I looked down and saw the small rock that I threw at Sam on the grass in front of me.

"Now, we're even," Sam said. He threw his arms up in the air in victory. I glared and called it a day. Then, a thought came to my mind.

"Congratulations. Now, I need to make an announcement," I said. All eyes and optics turned to me. I gulped and clasped my hands together. "Next week on Thursday is my orchestra concert. And I was just wondering if there was some way that all of you could be there. Because I'd love for you guys to be there."

"Oh yeah!" Sam exclaimed. "You can count on me being there. I don't think Mom and Dad will give me a choice."

Mikaela smiled at me. "I'll be there, Spade!"

I grinned at them and looked at the Autobots. "Well guys? What do you think?"

"We'd love to attend, but I'm positive that we couldn't fit inside the school," Optimus replied. "Ratchet, is there anything you could do?"

"I could finish that holoform project that I was working on," the medic said.

"What's a holoform?" Mikaela asked. Ratchet looked down at her.

"A holoform is similar to a holograph. The only difference is that you can touch, feel, and do other things with the holoform. I finished Bumblebee's holoform. Would you like to demonstrate, scout?"

"No problem," he replied. He transformed into his alt mode. After a few seconds, the driver's side door popped open. What came out surprised me a little bit. Standing there was the same guy that I saw in the school on the day of the lake party.

"Oh! I remember seeing that!" I exclaimed. "Wait was that the holoform or holograph?"

"The holograph. I finished his holoform a few hours ago."

Sam and Mikaela gaped at the boy standing in front of them. "Bee?" Sam asked. The blonde grinned and waved. "Cool."

"How long did it take you to complete it?" Optimus asked.

"About ten hours total. If nothing happens to distract me from the project, then I should have all of our holoforms finished before the concert," he replied. I whooped and fist pumped the air. "Spade?"

"Whodidit?" I asked. The two humans laughed while the Bots looked at me oddly. "I'll explain later." They nodded in agreement.

"I think it would be best for the three of you to help with our holoform designs. Being that you are young humans, you would understand how to make them as perfect as possible, right?" Ratchet asked.

"I'm in!" I yelled, putting my hand up. The other two joined in.

"Well it's settled, then. What time is the concert?" Optimus enquired.

I grinned. "7:00."

End Chapter. Whew! I am exhausted! I've posted four chapters today! My brain is about to die! I'll try and update tomorrow. And I just can't stop patting myself on the back for coming up with the name. Escaspades, hehehe.

Until next time! Denali Prime out!