Casually jumps on the fandomstuck bandwagon.

Homestuck Fandom: Confusedly regard something weird as fuck.

You're too busy to be fought over and confused to do anything else.

Fine.
Hetalia Fandom: Explain what is going on.

Your name is Hetalia Fandom and you aren't very sure what is going on.

You were hanging at your moirail's and decided to have your daily siesta there. Homestuck had finally calmed down from their update so you could relax a bit.

Two hours later, you wake up and Homestuck isn't there. You panic and for a horrifying, painfully long few seconds you think they'd left you, or even worse, Homestuck has ended and they've disappeared.

But then you hear the commotion in another room. You can hear the voices of other Fandoms and immediately think that they are trying to do something bad to your moirail.

You jump off the bed and hurry over there, not really sure what to expect, but determined to protect Homestuck.

Hetalia: Save Homestuck like a damsel in distress.

That's nonsense, Homestuck can take care of themself. But you do feel very worried, so you head over to said room as fast as possible.

Opening the door, you are ready to fight if needed, but a weird sight opens before your eyes.

You immediately recognise the big trio Fandoms, Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock, one of the older Fandoms, Harry Potter, and of course your dear moirail who looks just as puzzled as you.

As soon as Homestuck notices you at the door, they somehow manage to break away from SuperWhoLock and rush to hide behind you.

'What's going on?' You ask them quietly.

'No idea.' Homestuck whispers back. 'But they're being really nice to me and it's creeping me out.'

You have no time to ask anything else, as Doctor Who goes over to you and tries to continue their conversation with Homestuck.

You use the chance to ask what is going on.

Doctor Who eagerly replies that they and the other big Fandoms have decided to be nice to Homestuck for a change and they grab your moirail by the hand and begin dragging them back to where the others are. You ask them why they are doing this and try to stop them but they ignore you.

Homestuck does nothing because they are still too confused from everything. You feel a great urge to go and calm them down, and also demand for an explanation until you are actually given one.

However, just as you try to get there, someone taps your shoulder. You turn around and face a slightly taller than you figure that looks frighteningly larger than you. You instinctively take a step back and recognise that the Fandom before you is Supernatural - they have just spread their wings. Were they trying to intimidate you? Seriously?

What's this, 6th grade?

'What do you want with Homestuck?' You snap at them.

'Me? Nothing. Just makin' a new friend. Anything bad in that?'

'Well, there would be nothing bad in this. But why did you decide on this so suddenly?' You raise your eyebrows sceptically.

Supernatural shrugs, 'Dunno, Doc and Sherly dragged me into this. I'd rather find a way to stop that demon but they won't let me make a salt ring around 'em.'

Did they just—

Yes, they did.

You ask with the voice and smile you adopted from Russia and suddenly feel sorry you left your pipe at home, 'What did you just call my moirail?'

'Well look at 'em, they're a fucking demon!'

You don't realise when your fist is rapidly advancing towards their face. But your hand only flies through the air and almost hits your own face. Where'd that fucker go? Nobody insults Homestuck and gets away with it just like that.

You jump as you hear Supernatural's voice right next to your ear as they say 'That lil' fella over there wants to talk to you.' You turn around hoping to get them by surprise but they aren't there.

Instead from the corner a gray-faced person that reminds you of a grey Pictonian with no light-thing from the head... Wow, you totally lost track of that thought.

Anyway, this person moves closer to you and you immediately recognise them as the Anon personification. You can never know whether to expect something good or bad from them, as they literally have no face.

The Anon doesn't even greet you, but immediately asks 'Did you know that Homestuck said they prefer being with them?'

You just stare at Anon. They continue.

'Homestuck's so happy with their new friends. They don't need you anymore.
'They know what it's like to have lots of character death. Barely anyone dies in your stupid little anime.'

They continued like that but you couldn't hear them.

Hetalia: Break down sobbing because the Anon is right.

They are right. They are so fucking right. Nobody ever hangs with you, why should they—

Homestuck: Beat the Anon up. Save Hetalia. Be the star.

You manage to come out a bit from the new wave of confusion that overcame you and look around the room again, anxiously wanting to find Hetalia.

Supernatural moves one of their wings from your view and you spot your moirail on the floor in front of some grey blob person.

Homestuck: Engage rage mode.

You push away the other Fandoms, ignoring anything they would say, and rush over to Hetalia.

But before you can even pull out your strife specibus, the Anon seems to disappear into thin air.

If you ever catch that fucker, they'd be extremely sorry.

But right now you have a much more important issue to attend to.

You gently pick up Hetalia and abscond the fuck out of this place. Which is to say, you run upstairs and into your bedroom, irresponsibly leaving those other Fandoms unattended for in the middle of your living room.

To be continued?