Who'll Survive in the world of Final Fantasy IX?
Authoress: AND HERE IT IS! THE KAMP KUJA SEQUEL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH WHAT SURPRISES
COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE IN STORE FOR OUR LITTLE GROUP OF FRIENDS? WELL READ ON AND FIND OUT!
Disclamier; We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or FFIX.
BTW I'd like to thank The Ice Queen for all her help ^__^ THANKS!
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Yugi: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what happened???
Yami: (bends over) AIBOU! You're ok! (huggles the life out of Yugi.)
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Y-YA-YAMI QUIT IT! PLEASE!
Yami: (lets go) Sorry aibou.
Yugi: (Realises how cold it is, and curls up into a ball) Wh-where are we?
Kuja: The Forgotten Continent.........
DMG: (sneezes) This is just GREAT we're all gonna freeze to death!
Kaira Chan: Yeah, and it's all KUJA'S FAULT!
KT: Yeah, you and your stupid Kamp Kuja!
Kuja: I WAS MERELY IN-ACTING MY REVENGE!
TIQ: People, people! Let's not argue, we all know that this is Eiko's fault.
Crystal: Yeah, it's all cause of your damn Anime Character eating thing!
Eiko: HEY! If it wasn't for Garnet, I wouldn't had to have gotten that thing!
KH: Speaking of Garnet, where did monkey boy go anyway?
CM: (glomps Joey) He went with Blade to try and find Etzo Gaza and bring back help.........
Yami: Hmph.........
DMG:.................that's one way to keep warm.........(glomps Marik)
KT: (glomps Ryou)
KH: (glomps Bakura)
TIQ: (glomps the Tomb Robber)
Crystal, Kaira-Chan and Brittany: (dive at Yami.)
Yami: -__-
Kuja: They're coming back.........
Blade and Zidane come back, and look totally pissed.
Zidane: WE WENT AROUND IN A CIRCLE!?
Blade: Oh yeah, "Just follow me daggy-waggy and I'll get us there!" Real good Zidane.
Zidane: (mumbles something)
Blade: WHAT!?
Treno: AHH SHADDUP!!!
Moogle: (pops up from nowhere) KUPO! K-KUPO!
Treno: Moogle!
Yami: No shite Sherlock...
Blade: (growls)
Moogle: (lands in front of them) K-ku-kupo! Kupo.........KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: Well Treno? What'd he say?
Treno: He said that if we wanna go home we HAVE to do this fic.........
All: OH GREAT.
Treno: Anyway, we have to follow him to meet the authoress.
Blade and CM: MEET THE AUTHORESS!? (camera zooms in and out, zooms in once too much and hits
Blade up the face.)
Blade: SON OF A-
Ralf: I have a moon rock up my nose.
Blade: (groans) Not now Ralf.........
Ralf: My kittens name is Mittens............(wanders off)
(the gang follows the Moogle to a mansion in the middle of the ice field.)
CM: We're going to meet the Authoress! The person who created me and Blade!
Blade: I always thought you created the authoress.........that you wrote the fics and she.......
..well was just for the readers.........
CM: There was a time when that was true..........
Blade: Well you didn't create ME and neither did the authoress!
DMG: Who did then?
Blade: .........err............Ladon!
CM: Yeah right.........(gets smited by Ladon) OUCH!
(when they get inside, the entire place is done up REALLY tacky, with tiger fur rugs (it still
has the head on) and such.)
CM: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna puke.
TIQ: You're not gonna go on and do one of those animal right speeches are you?
CM: Nah, I don't do stuff like that, I just can't stand this sorta thing.
Moogle: Mistress will see you now.
(the huge double doors open to reveal..........................................BIO!?)
CM: You're the authoress!?
Bio: HA! Fooled ya good! Naw I ain't the authoress, but she did put me in charge of this fic.
^___^
Blade: (faints)
Yami: ................__
Bio: Yami! Hunny! Sweat Heart! My dearest.................. HUSBAND!
Bakura and the TR: (start laughing)
Yami: (groans) Hello Bio.
Bio: (glomps Yami) Did you miss me? And all we.........'shared'? ^_~
Yami: (is about to puke)
Bakura, TR, Marik aww hell everyone: (slightly green as well.)
Blade: (Wakes up and punches Bio) WHAT WAY WHERE YOU BROUGHT UP!? You don't go around saying
that in front of everyone!
Bio: Oh you're just jealous cuz you can't get laid.
Blade: HA! The longest relationship you've ever had was with a bottle of wine!
(this continues.........)
CM: You.........can really tell they're sisters can't you?
All: (nod)
Bio: OH shut up! And listen!
Blade and CM: TAKE THE COTTON WOOL OUTTA YOUR EARS AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
The rest: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk......n_n;; (back away slowly)
CM: ^__^;; My old Irish teacher used to say that..........
TIQ: Ohh ok then.........^__^ (still slowly backing away with the rest)
CM: Gahhhhhhhhhhhh.........
Bio: (losing her temper) LISTEN UP! It says here (takes out a letter)
All remaining participents from the Kamp Kuja senerio,
I first wish to congratulate you on making it this far as a team.
However, things are about to get a LOT tougher,
you will all be sent to different locations on Gaia,
and must all learn how to get along with who your stuck with.
In order too survive, there will be a challenge every three chapters with the first this chap
(this may change). The winning team will be given a item necerssery for survival,
there will be two teams in all,
Team Black and Team White,
and the teams will consist of a number of groups,
listen up and I'll call out the groups and then the teams.
Group One: TIQ, Seto, DMG and CM.
Group Two: Zidane, Kuja, Blade and Yami.
Group Three: Kaira-Chan, Crystal, Brittany and Jasmine
Group Four: KH, Ryou, Treno and Freya.
Group Five: Mai, Quina, Amarant and Steiner.
Group Six: Mokuba, Malik, Adiana and Marik.
Group Seven: KT, Bakura, TR and Yugi.
Group Eight: Eiko, Vivi, Joey and Duke
Right, the groups in Team Black are; 2, 5, 6 and 7.
The groups in Team White are; 1, 3, 4 and 8.
One more thing, for my own amusment, one person out of every group is going to be turned
into a chibi. HA! I'll decide who. Evil laugh.
P.S To keep you motivated, the winner will receive 100,000,000 Gil.
Zidane: 100, 000,000 GIL!?
TIQ: I hate to break the mood but.........some of the names you called out for the groups,
those peeps are, well dead.
(There's a puff of smoke and all those who where dead but had there names called out appear)
Bio: Ok, well the one from each team is about to turn chi bi so.........
Seto, Zidane, Crystal, Freya, Amarant, Malik, TR and Joey are chibified.
Bio: Plus- (clicks her fingers and Jasmine's back)
Jasmine: ACK!
Bio: You're with them (points at Kaira-Chan and her team)
Blade: Ok so, now what?
Bio: Now, I'll send you all relativly close to the town you'll stay in while you're here
(teleports everyone)
TIQ, Seto, DMG and CM: (end up outside dragon gate)
CM: Hmmm, we got Lindblum.........
DMG: Is.........that a good thing?
CM: Yep!
All: YAY!
Seto: Goo.
CM: As far as I know............^__^;;
Blade, Zidane Kuja and Yami: (End up at the Ice Cavern)
Kuja: We've got Dali it seems.........
Blade: (carrying Zidane) Could be worse.
Kuja: Meh.
Kaira-Chan, Crystal, Brittany and Jasmine: (end up at the entrance to Gismalukes Grotto
(the one nearest to Burmica.)
Jasmine: Ok so...............where do we go?
Crystal: @__@;; *hic*
The others: I dunno.
All: -___-;;
KH, Ryou, Treno and Freya: (Are just outside The Black Mage Village.)
Treno: Yay! This me favourite place in Gaia! (jumps about)
KH: I can't believe that I'M STUCK WITH MR SENSITIVE!
Freya: ^__^
Ryou: Come now Kathy, we've only been here for five minutes and you've started.
KH: Ah, SHADDUP!
Ryou: __;;
Mai, Quina, Amarant and Steiner: (Are pretty close to Treno)
Quina: We go Treno!
Mai: What? But he's in group 4.........
Steiner: Quina means the city Treno.
Mai: THAT BIG LUMP OF WHITE FUR HAS A CITY NAMED AFTER HIM!?
Amarant: V__V;;
Steiner: He was named after the city, but enough idle banter! Let us march on!
Mokuba, Malik, Adiana and Marik: (are pretty close by to Conde Pete.)
Adiana: Oh noooooooooooooo............we've got the damn dwarves.........
Malik: (tugs on Marik's trousers)
Marik: Errr, that's a bad thing I suppose.
Mokuba: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marik and Adiana: (beat Mokuba up)
KT, Bakura, TR and Yugi: (are just outside Alexandria)
Yugi: Hey look! There's a castle!
Bakura: And where's there's a castle, there's gotta be-
TR: Googles.........
All: (Anime fall)
Bakura: -__-;; You'd think being stuck with the past version of yourself would be a blast. . .
KT: Oh stop whining! Let's go.
Eiko, Vivi, Joey and Duke: (are already inside Madain Sari)
Eiko: MORRISON! (huggles the moogle waiting at the entrence)
Joey:...............Hungie............
Vivi: I'm hungry too.........
Duke: Yeah, what do ya have to do to get a burger round here?
Morrison: Burger?
Stiltskin: ATE Kupo! (Active Time Event)
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Yami, Kuja and Blade: (staring at C.Z)
Zidane: (has his index finger in his mouth looking back at them all)
Kuja: Ok then, Blade.........put him down for a nap or something.
Blade: What!? You're his brother!
Kuja: Yeah BUT you're the girl...
Blade: You're more of a woman than I am! Wait........................err.........
Yami: -__-;;
Kuja: (blushes) Just go, he likes you more than he likes me......
Blade: Ok......right.........(picks Zidane up and takes him into the bedroom of the inn) Ok
Zidane............(sees a teddy and picks it up) Mr. Bear's been
up all night drinking with the Barbie dolls and he needs his rest so just.........err
follow his lead and go to sleep, ok?
Zidane: (takes Mr. Bear and chews on his head) Gahhhhhhh goo, goo.
Blade: (shouts in) Yo Kuja! He ain't falling asleep!
Kuja: Then sing him a lullaby or something!
Yami: (chokes on his drink)
Blade: Sing.........easy for you to say.........(shouts in again) Sing what!?
Yami: (snicker) Mary had a little lamb!
Blade: Ok then............(pushes Zidane so he's lying down) Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, her hair was white as snow
And every which way that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day, it followed her to work one day
and..................Mary lost her job.
Zidane: (claps his hands, but is still WIDE awake.)
Blade: Yo, what else did Mary's little lamb do?
Kuja: It put the egg back together again.
Yami: No, that was old king cole, how can a lamb put a egg back together?
It ain't got any thumbs.
Kuja: Old king cole was the one that stuck his hand in the pie and pulled out the bird.
Blade: (singing again) Then Mary went to unemployment-
Stiltskin: Next ATE kupo!
The angry lost little Yami fangirls
Kaira-Chan: Ok, we're lost, I knew we shouldn't have followed Brittany!
Brittany: You where following me? But I was following Jasmine.
Jasmine: (sigh) It's a pity Yugi isn't here.
Kaira-Chan: (twitch) IF YOU SIGH OR SAY YUGI ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA TARE YOU APART!
WHAT WE NEED IS SOMEONE THAT'S FROM THIS GAME!
Crystal: (Nods)
Brittany: Well at least I won the fight over Yami.
Kaira-Chan: You bloody didn't! I did!
Crystal: (waves her arms about)
Jasmine: (sighs)
Kaira-Chan: THAT'S IT! (chases Jasmine)
Stilkskin: Next ATE Kupo.
Yu-Gi-Oh or Rally Ho!?
Marik: Yu-Gi-Oh!?
Aidana: No he said Rally Ho, we each have to say it to get in here.
Dwarf: Yu-Gi-Oh?
Marik: He said Yu-Gi-Oh, see? I knew it!
Dwarf: Rally Ho! (blocks Mariks way in.)
Marik: What!?
Adiana: (goes on in with Mokuba and Malik)
Marik: Get outta my way! I've already said Yu-Gi-Oh!
Dwarf: Yu-Gi-Oh?
Marik: YES SO MOVE IT! (boots the dwarf and it goes flying.) Hah! (saunters in)
Stiltskin: Next one!
Would you like some fries with that?
DMG: Err let's see, Lindblum Castle, Business District, Theater District,
Industrial District.........where do we go?
CM: Well............umm...............let me think.
TIQ: Haven't you got this game!?
CM: I've only ever watched Blade play it.........but umm if you guys are hungry
I think we should go to the industrial district first.
Seto: Ducka.....
CM: Yeah........whatever.
(they all go on the air cab)
DMG: (In the industrial district) Hey look! A Mc Donald's?
TIQ: Geez talk about franchising.........they've got it in games now.
CM: Sure some of the cast of this game did a Japanese Coke advert once.
DMG: Cool........I suppose.
CM: Well, let's go on in shall we?
Seto: Eh! (crawls in)
The Evil Anime Character Eating Thingie: Right what'da ya want?
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TEACET: WHAT!? Oh it's you again, listen I'm just trying to hold down a honest job now,
what's so bad about that!?
CM: Errrrrrrr well nothing I guess.........
Stiltskin: Next one.........
The attack of Bobby Corren
Treno: (in the Chocobo Pen, playing with the Baby Chocobo.)
Freya: (looks over the fence.)
KH and Ryou: (arguing, as in KH is doing all the shouting and Ryou's just standing there.)
Freya: (sneaks into the pen and yanks Bobby Correns (the baby chocobo) tail feathers)
B C: KWEAH!!!!!!! (jumps out of the pen, onto KH, and pecks her repeatedly)
KH: THE PAIN!
Ryou: (sprays KH and BC with a hose)
BC: KWEAH!!!!!!!!! (Jumps of KH and runs around pecking the Black Mages.)
KH: (soaking wet) Wait till I get my hands on you! (runs after Ryou.)
Stiltskin: Next up.....................
What do you mean my cards are no good here!?
Amarant: (Playing in the fountain)
Steiner: (groans) Quina, where has err............what's her name gone?
Quina: Mai go to Card Stadium, me hungry.........
Steiner: Oh shut up! (walks off to the card Stadium)
Mai: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU SAY MY CARDS ARE FAKE!
Dr Tot: Those cards just aren't playable in the Tetra Master game miss.
I didn't say they were fake.
Mai: So what are you saying? That my cards aren't good enough!?
Dr Tot: N-no, just that they aren't Tetra Master Cards, you can't use them in the tournament.
Mai: (shakes Dr. Tot like a rag doll) FINE THEN! LIKE I WANTED TO ENTER YOUR STUPID
TOURNAMENT ANYWAY!
Steiner: DON'T TALK TO THE GOOD DOCTOR LIKE THAT! SHOW HIM YOUR RESPECT MAI!
Dr Tot: Master Steiner? You know this young lady???
Stiltskin: And the next one.........
More please............
Joey: Hungie...............
Duke: But that's the sixth bowl of soup you've had so far!
Eiko: (asleep)
Joey:..................Hungie.
Morrison: I'll go get some more then.
Vivi: (burp) Excuse me............
Eiko: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! COME ON ZIDANE! SOCK IT TO ME!
Vivi: __;; Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross.
Duke: (is about to puke)
Joey: (finishes the soup) More pease
Morrison: Please excuse lady Eiko............
Eiko: Oh Zidane, you were WONderful.
Morrison: (goes out to get more soup)
Stiltskin: And the last one.
To steal or not to steal? Wait there's nothing worth stealing!
Yugi: Shouldn't we try and stop them or something?
KT: Go ahead...............
Yugi: On second thoughts...............
Bakura and TR: (run and crawl outta the shop.)
KT: (groans and goes to catch up with them) Get anything?
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There is nothing worth stealing! WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
TR: (Yawns)
Yugi: Umm let's go to the inn shall we?
(in the Inn.)
Inn Keeper: Sorry there are no vacencies.
Bakura: (Sends everyone who was staying in the hotel to the shadow realm) ^__^ Now there is.
(Back at the Mansion on the Forgotten Continent)
Bio: Ok, I think it's time to start the first challenge, the two from team Black will be Kuja and
Yugi, the two from Team white are Jasmine and Eiko. Send the two teams to the
area near the Chocobo Forest.
(both teams are teleported to near the C F)
Kuja: Grrrrrrr I hate being teleported with out warning like that!
Mog: Sorry, but it's time for the first challenge. Kuja and Yugi from team Black vs Jasmine
and Eiko from Team White! This is a magic ONLY battle.
Kuja: WHOO HOO!
Yugi: I don't like violence......
Marik: Yeah, but we all know what you DO like!
Team Black: (laugh)
Jasmine and Eiko: Errrrrrrrr..........
Mog: Three, two, one..................BEGIN!
Kuja: FUCK YOU! (uses Ultima on Eiko and Jasmine)
Jasmine and Eiko: Ko'd.
Kuja: (doing a victory dance)
Mog: You won Mog net, you can send messages to your team mates.
Blade: How about getting a line installed for sending insults to the other team?
Mog: We got that in yesterday so you can go ahead and do that too.
Team Black: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nance around)
Bio: Alright, ALRIGHT! BACK TO YER TOWNS! (sends them all back)
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CM: And that's it for first chapter!
Blade: Whoa, our first sequel! Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy.........
CM: Yeah in a way.....................
Bio: Guys were still on the air...............or the fic or............well they can see what
your doing!
Blade: Oh right, well, CM do the thingie.
CM: Check out next chap (which is prob up now) to see what was sent through Mog Net!
Bio: Also, you guys can send messages to Team Black. None to team white till they do something
to get Mog Net though. (team Black'll read out their messages in Chap 3)
Authoress: AND HERE IT IS! THE KAMP KUJA SEQUEL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH WHAT SURPRISES
COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE IN STORE FOR OUR LITTLE GROUP OF FRIENDS? WELL READ ON AND FIND OUT!
Disclamier; We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or FFIX.
BTW I'd like to thank The Ice Queen for all her help ^__^ THANKS!
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Yugi: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what happened???
Yami: (bends over) AIBOU! You're ok! (huggles the life out of Yugi.)
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Y-YA-YAMI QUIT IT! PLEASE!
Yami: (lets go) Sorry aibou.
Yugi: (Realises how cold it is, and curls up into a ball) Wh-where are we?
Kuja: The Forgotten Continent.........
DMG: (sneezes) This is just GREAT we're all gonna freeze to death!
Kaira Chan: Yeah, and it's all KUJA'S FAULT!
KT: Yeah, you and your stupid Kamp Kuja!
Kuja: I WAS MERELY IN-ACTING MY REVENGE!
TIQ: People, people! Let's not argue, we all know that this is Eiko's fault.
Crystal: Yeah, it's all cause of your damn Anime Character eating thing!
Eiko: HEY! If it wasn't for Garnet, I wouldn't had to have gotten that thing!
KH: Speaking of Garnet, where did monkey boy go anyway?
CM: (glomps Joey) He went with Blade to try and find Etzo Gaza and bring back help.........
Yami: Hmph.........
DMG:.................that's one way to keep warm.........(glomps Marik)
KT: (glomps Ryou)
KH: (glomps Bakura)
TIQ: (glomps the Tomb Robber)
Crystal, Kaira-Chan and Brittany: (dive at Yami.)
Yami: -__-
Kuja: They're coming back.........
Blade and Zidane come back, and look totally pissed.
Zidane: WE WENT AROUND IN A CIRCLE!?
Blade: Oh yeah, "Just follow me daggy-waggy and I'll get us there!" Real good Zidane.
Zidane: (mumbles something)
Blade: WHAT!?
Treno: AHH SHADDUP!!!
Moogle: (pops up from nowhere) KUPO! K-KUPO!
Treno: Moogle!
Yami: No shite Sherlock...
Blade: (growls)
Moogle: (lands in front of them) K-ku-kupo! Kupo.........KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade: Well Treno? What'd he say?
Treno: He said that if we wanna go home we HAVE to do this fic.........
All: OH GREAT.
Treno: Anyway, we have to follow him to meet the authoress.
Blade and CM: MEET THE AUTHORESS!? (camera zooms in and out, zooms in once too much and hits
Blade up the face.)
Blade: SON OF A-
Ralf: I have a moon rock up my nose.
Blade: (groans) Not now Ralf.........
Ralf: My kittens name is Mittens............(wanders off)
(the gang follows the Moogle to a mansion in the middle of the ice field.)
CM: We're going to meet the Authoress! The person who created me and Blade!
Blade: I always thought you created the authoress.........that you wrote the fics and she.......
..well was just for the readers.........
CM: There was a time when that was true..........
Blade: Well you didn't create ME and neither did the authoress!
DMG: Who did then?
Blade: .........err............Ladon!
CM: Yeah right.........(gets smited by Ladon) OUCH!
(when they get inside, the entire place is done up REALLY tacky, with tiger fur rugs (it still
has the head on) and such.)
CM: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna puke.
TIQ: You're not gonna go on and do one of those animal right speeches are you?
CM: Nah, I don't do stuff like that, I just can't stand this sorta thing.
Moogle: Mistress will see you now.
(the huge double doors open to reveal..........................................BIO!?)
CM: You're the authoress!?
Bio: HA! Fooled ya good! Naw I ain't the authoress, but she did put me in charge of this fic.
^___^
Blade: (faints)
Yami: ................__
Bio: Yami! Hunny! Sweat Heart! My dearest.................. HUSBAND!
Bakura and the TR: (start laughing)
Yami: (groans) Hello Bio.
Bio: (glomps Yami) Did you miss me? And all we.........'shared'? ^_~
Yami: (is about to puke)
Bakura, TR, Marik aww hell everyone: (slightly green as well.)
Blade: (Wakes up and punches Bio) WHAT WAY WHERE YOU BROUGHT UP!? You don't go around saying
that in front of everyone!
Bio: Oh you're just jealous cuz you can't get laid.
Blade: HA! The longest relationship you've ever had was with a bottle of wine!
(this continues.........)
CM: You.........can really tell they're sisters can't you?
All: (nod)
Bio: OH shut up! And listen!
Blade and CM: TAKE THE COTTON WOOL OUTTA YOUR EARS AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
The rest: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk......n_n;; (back away slowly)
CM: ^__^;; My old Irish teacher used to say that..........
TIQ: Ohh ok then.........^__^ (still slowly backing away with the rest)
CM: Gahhhhhhhhhhhh.........
Bio: (losing her temper) LISTEN UP! It says here (takes out a letter)
All remaining participents from the Kamp Kuja senerio,
I first wish to congratulate you on making it this far as a team.
However, things are about to get a LOT tougher,
you will all be sent to different locations on Gaia,
and must all learn how to get along with who your stuck with.
In order too survive, there will be a challenge every three chapters with the first this chap
(this may change). The winning team will be given a item necerssery for survival,
there will be two teams in all,
Team Black and Team White,
and the teams will consist of a number of groups,
listen up and I'll call out the groups and then the teams.
Group One: TIQ, Seto, DMG and CM.
Group Two: Zidane, Kuja, Blade and Yami.
Group Three: Kaira-Chan, Crystal, Brittany and Jasmine
Group Four: KH, Ryou, Treno and Freya.
Group Five: Mai, Quina, Amarant and Steiner.
Group Six: Mokuba, Malik, Adiana and Marik.
Group Seven: KT, Bakura, TR and Yugi.
Group Eight: Eiko, Vivi, Joey and Duke
Right, the groups in Team Black are; 2, 5, 6 and 7.
The groups in Team White are; 1, 3, 4 and 8.
One more thing, for my own amusment, one person out of every group is going to be turned
into a chibi. HA! I'll decide who. Evil laugh.
P.S To keep you motivated, the winner will receive 100,000,000 Gil.
Zidane: 100, 000,000 GIL!?
TIQ: I hate to break the mood but.........some of the names you called out for the groups,
those peeps are, well dead.
(There's a puff of smoke and all those who where dead but had there names called out appear)
Bio: Ok, well the one from each team is about to turn chi bi so.........
Seto, Zidane, Crystal, Freya, Amarant, Malik, TR and Joey are chibified.
Bio: Plus- (clicks her fingers and Jasmine's back)
Jasmine: ACK!
Bio: You're with them (points at Kaira-Chan and her team)
Blade: Ok so, now what?
Bio: Now, I'll send you all relativly close to the town you'll stay in while you're here
(teleports everyone)
TIQ, Seto, DMG and CM: (end up outside dragon gate)
CM: Hmmm, we got Lindblum.........
DMG: Is.........that a good thing?
CM: Yep!
All: YAY!
Seto: Goo.
CM: As far as I know............^__^;;
Blade, Zidane Kuja and Yami: (End up at the Ice Cavern)
Kuja: We've got Dali it seems.........
Blade: (carrying Zidane) Could be worse.
Kuja: Meh.
Kaira-Chan, Crystal, Brittany and Jasmine: (end up at the entrance to Gismalukes Grotto
(the one nearest to Burmica.)
Jasmine: Ok so...............where do we go?
Crystal: @__@;; *hic*
The others: I dunno.
All: -___-;;
KH, Ryou, Treno and Freya: (Are just outside The Black Mage Village.)
Treno: Yay! This me favourite place in Gaia! (jumps about)
KH: I can't believe that I'M STUCK WITH MR SENSITIVE!
Freya: ^__^
Ryou: Come now Kathy, we've only been here for five minutes and you've started.
KH: Ah, SHADDUP!
Ryou: __;;
Mai, Quina, Amarant and Steiner: (Are pretty close to Treno)
Quina: We go Treno!
Mai: What? But he's in group 4.........
Steiner: Quina means the city Treno.
Mai: THAT BIG LUMP OF WHITE FUR HAS A CITY NAMED AFTER HIM!?
Amarant: V__V;;
Steiner: He was named after the city, but enough idle banter! Let us march on!
Mokuba, Malik, Adiana and Marik: (are pretty close by to Conde Pete.)
Adiana: Oh noooooooooooooo............we've got the damn dwarves.........
Malik: (tugs on Marik's trousers)
Marik: Errr, that's a bad thing I suppose.
Mokuba: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marik and Adiana: (beat Mokuba up)
KT, Bakura, TR and Yugi: (are just outside Alexandria)
Yugi: Hey look! There's a castle!
Bakura: And where's there's a castle, there's gotta be-
TR: Googles.........
All: (Anime fall)
Bakura: -__-;; You'd think being stuck with the past version of yourself would be a blast. . .
KT: Oh stop whining! Let's go.
Eiko, Vivi, Joey and Duke: (are already inside Madain Sari)
Eiko: MORRISON! (huggles the moogle waiting at the entrence)
Joey:...............Hungie............
Vivi: I'm hungry too.........
Duke: Yeah, what do ya have to do to get a burger round here?
Morrison: Burger?
Stiltskin: ATE Kupo! (Active Time Event)
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Yami, Kuja and Blade: (staring at C.Z)
Zidane: (has his index finger in his mouth looking back at them all)
Kuja: Ok then, Blade.........put him down for a nap or something.
Blade: What!? You're his brother!
Kuja: Yeah BUT you're the girl...
Blade: You're more of a woman than I am! Wait........................err.........
Yami: -__-;;
Kuja: (blushes) Just go, he likes you more than he likes me......
Blade: Ok......right.........(picks Zidane up and takes him into the bedroom of the inn) Ok
Zidane............(sees a teddy and picks it up) Mr. Bear's been
up all night drinking with the Barbie dolls and he needs his rest so just.........err
follow his lead and go to sleep, ok?
Zidane: (takes Mr. Bear and chews on his head) Gahhhhhhh goo, goo.
Blade: (shouts in) Yo Kuja! He ain't falling asleep!
Kuja: Then sing him a lullaby or something!
Yami: (chokes on his drink)
Blade: Sing.........easy for you to say.........(shouts in again) Sing what!?
Yami: (snicker) Mary had a little lamb!
Blade: Ok then............(pushes Zidane so he's lying down) Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, her hair was white as snow
And every which way that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day, it followed her to work one day
and..................Mary lost her job.
Zidane: (claps his hands, but is still WIDE awake.)
Blade: Yo, what else did Mary's little lamb do?
Kuja: It put the egg back together again.
Yami: No, that was old king cole, how can a lamb put a egg back together?
It ain't got any thumbs.
Kuja: Old king cole was the one that stuck his hand in the pie and pulled out the bird.
Blade: (singing again) Then Mary went to unemployment-
Stiltskin: Next ATE kupo!
The angry lost little Yami fangirls
Kaira-Chan: Ok, we're lost, I knew we shouldn't have followed Brittany!
Brittany: You where following me? But I was following Jasmine.
Jasmine: (sigh) It's a pity Yugi isn't here.
Kaira-Chan: (twitch) IF YOU SIGH OR SAY YUGI ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA TARE YOU APART!
WHAT WE NEED IS SOMEONE THAT'S FROM THIS GAME!
Crystal: (Nods)
Brittany: Well at least I won the fight over Yami.
Kaira-Chan: You bloody didn't! I did!
Crystal: (waves her arms about)
Jasmine: (sighs)
Kaira-Chan: THAT'S IT! (chases Jasmine)
Stilkskin: Next ATE Kupo.
Yu-Gi-Oh or Rally Ho!?
Marik: Yu-Gi-Oh!?
Aidana: No he said Rally Ho, we each have to say it to get in here.
Dwarf: Yu-Gi-Oh?
Marik: He said Yu-Gi-Oh, see? I knew it!
Dwarf: Rally Ho! (blocks Mariks way in.)
Marik: What!?
Adiana: (goes on in with Mokuba and Malik)
Marik: Get outta my way! I've already said Yu-Gi-Oh!
Dwarf: Yu-Gi-Oh?
Marik: YES SO MOVE IT! (boots the dwarf and it goes flying.) Hah! (saunters in)
Stiltskin: Next one!
Would you like some fries with that?
DMG: Err let's see, Lindblum Castle, Business District, Theater District,
Industrial District.........where do we go?
CM: Well............umm...............let me think.
TIQ: Haven't you got this game!?
CM: I've only ever watched Blade play it.........but umm if you guys are hungry
I think we should go to the industrial district first.
Seto: Ducka.....
CM: Yeah........whatever.
(they all go on the air cab)
DMG: (In the industrial district) Hey look! A Mc Donald's?
TIQ: Geez talk about franchising.........they've got it in games now.
CM: Sure some of the cast of this game did a Japanese Coke advert once.
DMG: Cool........I suppose.
CM: Well, let's go on in shall we?
Seto: Eh! (crawls in)
The Evil Anime Character Eating Thingie: Right what'da ya want?
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TEACET: WHAT!? Oh it's you again, listen I'm just trying to hold down a honest job now,
what's so bad about that!?
CM: Errrrrrrr well nothing I guess.........
Stiltskin: Next one.........
The attack of Bobby Corren
Treno: (in the Chocobo Pen, playing with the Baby Chocobo.)
Freya: (looks over the fence.)
KH and Ryou: (arguing, as in KH is doing all the shouting and Ryou's just standing there.)
Freya: (sneaks into the pen and yanks Bobby Correns (the baby chocobo) tail feathers)
B C: KWEAH!!!!!!! (jumps out of the pen, onto KH, and pecks her repeatedly)
KH: THE PAIN!
Ryou: (sprays KH and BC with a hose)
BC: KWEAH!!!!!!!!! (Jumps of KH and runs around pecking the Black Mages.)
KH: (soaking wet) Wait till I get my hands on you! (runs after Ryou.)
Stiltskin: Next up.....................
What do you mean my cards are no good here!?
Amarant: (Playing in the fountain)
Steiner: (groans) Quina, where has err............what's her name gone?
Quina: Mai go to Card Stadium, me hungry.........
Steiner: Oh shut up! (walks off to the card Stadium)
Mai: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU SAY MY CARDS ARE FAKE!
Dr Tot: Those cards just aren't playable in the Tetra Master game miss.
I didn't say they were fake.
Mai: So what are you saying? That my cards aren't good enough!?
Dr Tot: N-no, just that they aren't Tetra Master Cards, you can't use them in the tournament.
Mai: (shakes Dr. Tot like a rag doll) FINE THEN! LIKE I WANTED TO ENTER YOUR STUPID
TOURNAMENT ANYWAY!
Steiner: DON'T TALK TO THE GOOD DOCTOR LIKE THAT! SHOW HIM YOUR RESPECT MAI!
Dr Tot: Master Steiner? You know this young lady???
Stiltskin: And the next one.........
More please............
Joey: Hungie...............
Duke: But that's the sixth bowl of soup you've had so far!
Eiko: (asleep)
Joey:..................Hungie.
Morrison: I'll go get some more then.
Vivi: (burp) Excuse me............
Eiko: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! COME ON ZIDANE! SOCK IT TO ME!
Vivi: __;; Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross.
Duke: (is about to puke)
Joey: (finishes the soup) More pease
Morrison: Please excuse lady Eiko............
Eiko: Oh Zidane, you were WONderful.
Morrison: (goes out to get more soup)
Stiltskin: And the last one.
To steal or not to steal? Wait there's nothing worth stealing!
Yugi: Shouldn't we try and stop them or something?
KT: Go ahead...............
Yugi: On second thoughts...............
Bakura and TR: (run and crawl outta the shop.)
KT: (groans and goes to catch up with them) Get anything?
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There is nothing worth stealing! WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
TR: (Yawns)
Yugi: Umm let's go to the inn shall we?
(in the Inn.)
Inn Keeper: Sorry there are no vacencies.
Bakura: (Sends everyone who was staying in the hotel to the shadow realm) ^__^ Now there is.
(Back at the Mansion on the Forgotten Continent)
Bio: Ok, I think it's time to start the first challenge, the two from team Black will be Kuja and
Yugi, the two from Team white are Jasmine and Eiko. Send the two teams to the
area near the Chocobo Forest.
(both teams are teleported to near the C F)
Kuja: Grrrrrrr I hate being teleported with out warning like that!
Mog: Sorry, but it's time for the first challenge. Kuja and Yugi from team Black vs Jasmine
and Eiko from Team White! This is a magic ONLY battle.
Kuja: WHOO HOO!
Yugi: I don't like violence......
Marik: Yeah, but we all know what you DO like!
Team Black: (laugh)
Jasmine and Eiko: Errrrrrrrr..........
Mog: Three, two, one..................BEGIN!
Kuja: FUCK YOU! (uses Ultima on Eiko and Jasmine)
Jasmine and Eiko: Ko'd.
Kuja: (doing a victory dance)
Mog: You won Mog net, you can send messages to your team mates.
Blade: How about getting a line installed for sending insults to the other team?
Mog: We got that in yesterday so you can go ahead and do that too.
Team Black: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nance around)
Bio: Alright, ALRIGHT! BACK TO YER TOWNS! (sends them all back)
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CM: And that's it for first chapter!
Blade: Whoa, our first sequel! Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy.........
CM: Yeah in a way.....................
Bio: Guys were still on the air...............or the fic or............well they can see what
your doing!
Blade: Oh right, well, CM do the thingie.
CM: Check out next chap (which is prob up now) to see what was sent through Mog Net!
Bio: Also, you guys can send messages to Team Black. None to team white till they do something
to get Mog Net though. (team Black'll read out their messages in Chap 3)