AN(1): I saw Nightmare Before Christmas two day's ago and I had Kidnap the Sandy Claws stuck in my head since then. When I read the kidnap the Voldemort (by Cattatra) and Kidnap Mr Dumbledore (by Racoona) versions of this song, I decided to make another version of it with people kidnapping Harry. If Voldy heard how his name was pronounced people will die....

AN(2): I'm not English and I don't have a Beta, I found most mistakes with the spelling check on my PC but if you find some can you please tell me so that I can change it?

AN(3): I've never done something like this before so please review and tell me what you think.

AN(4): I've also put this up on my account on quizilla (name: wozzo)

Disclaimer: I own nothing; the characters belong to J.K. Rowling and the song to Danny Elfman. I only changed a few words.

Summary: Draco, Pansy and Blaise have to kidnap Harry for Voldemort.

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Kidnap the Potter-Boy?

[Draco]
I wanna do it

[Blaise]
Let's draw straws

[Pansy]
The Dark Lord said we should work together
Three against one

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Works the better
Now and forever
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Potter-Boy, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

[Pansy]
First, we'll use his friends a bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes to rescue we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

[Draco]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this irritating brat.
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll beat him up

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Kidnap the Potter-Boy
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

[Pansy]
Then Mr. Voldy Moldy Mort
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Wheeee!

[Draco]
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Potter-Boy will be no more

[Pansy]
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Dark Lord will beat us black and green

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Kidnap the Potter-Boy
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

[Draco & Pansy]
Because Mr. Voldie Mort is the meanest guy around
If I were on his To-Kill list, I'd get out of town

[Blaise]
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

[Pansy]
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

[Blaise]
I'm not the dumb one

[Draco]
You're no fun

[Pansy]
Shut up!

[Draco]
Make me

[Pansy]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be no note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

[Draco, Pansy & Blaise]
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Potter-Boy, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Potter-Boy, chop him into bits
Mr. Voldy Mort is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Potter-Boy, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key