Swan Dive

A/N: I just felt like being overly silly with this one. I hope you all find it funny because I sure in the hell did and so did my friends!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and company.

It was a beautiful day in the Sengoku Jidai. Kagome was happily skipping in Inuyasha's forest towards Kaede's hut, with a big kool-aid smile on

her face. She had brought a more enough ramen for her favorite hanyou. 'oh I forgot I need water for the ramen' she thought. She made a

detour towards the nearest lake when she was hit smack dab in the face with the most horrible sight for anyone to see. Inuyasha was

passionately making out with yep you guessed it Kikyo. Heartbroken like she always is in these kinds of cliché plots, Kagome started to cry her

eyes out and run, as if she was running a race.

Inuyasha stopped what he was doing to chase Kagome. He finally caught up with her as she approached a cliff. She looked like she was about

to jump. "Kagome, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" he yelled. She whipped around to see Inuyasha, and was confused because every time she

participates in a cliché like this Sesshomaru always seems to find her, not Inuyasha. "Inuyasha I'm so happy that you-" she was interrupted as

Inuyasha started to sniff her. "Found it" he said as he pulled out the ramen, he then back flipped out of view and disappeared within the forest.

Kagome stood there totally dumfounded. With a shake of the head she turned back around and proceeded to jump. "KAGOME" Sango yelled out

of nowhere. Started Kagome put a halt on the swan dive. "Sango, you care like OMG I am loved" Kagome cried. "um yeah sure, whatever you

say Kagome um since you're planning to do something stupid like you always do every time you see Inuyasha and Kikyo together… can I have

your bathing suit?" Sango asked. Without waiting for a reply, she found the bathing suit in the giant yellow backpack that Kagome didn't realize

that she was carrying the whole time, once she found the bathing suit, Sango left.

"Okay is there anyone else, that wants something from me?" Kagome asked to no one in particular. All of a sudden Miroku appeared in front

her. "Lady Kagome, um since you refuse to listen to reason every time you see Inuyasha and Kikyo together …did you have those condoms that

you said you would bring?" Kagome started to laugh as she pointed to her bag "left pocket". Miroku retrieved the condoms then left, just

around the same time Shippo jumped on her shoulder. "Thanks mamma" he said as he found the candy necklace, and proceeded to follow

Miroku towards the forest.

Kagome cried like she always does, she didn't even feel the demonic aura approaching her. "Miko, cease your foolish behavior" she heard

Sesshomaru say. "OMG Sesshomaru I'm so glad you're here" she basically sang out, looking at him all dreamy eyed. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes

then cleared his throat "only because Rin wants coloring books, and crayons" he said looking bored. "but I thought that you're gonna take me

to your castle and teach me how to fight to make Inuyasha jealous, like you always do in all the other fanfictions…" she started. "right then

become so OCC that I fall in love with you, then magically turn you into a demon?" he continued. "hey how did you know?" she asked. "Don't

make me laugh, do u have what Rin requests or not?" she merely pointed to her backpack "are you sure that's all you want?" Kagome asked as

she batted her fake eyelashes that I forgot to mention she put on, as a last minute attempt to win over the demon lord. "What's the matter

with you, you got something in you eye?" Sesshomaru asked. Kagome was just about to say something but was cut off as she felt another

demon approaching. Suddenly the ground started to shake, and Sesshomaru's giant ogre appeared with Rin and Jaken sitting on its shoulders.

Sesshomaru jumped up and took a seat then hit the ogre in the face with his poison whip to make it to go. Kagome just stood there with her

jaw basically hanging off it's hinges.

A/N:total cliff hanger!!!!!!! need ideas should i make Kagome actually jump, or should i make more people come and ask her for more things. please RR and let me know!