Kitten's Talk show
Chapter 1- Heroes
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Trigun, Teen Titans, nor Cowboy Bebop, I don't own Arnold Swartzineger, but since he is a real person, I can make him my slave, Mwahahahahahaha, my disclaimer will only be in this chapter
Beastboy: Dude, one time at band camp I like saw a bear, and I was like "ah, a bear", and the bear was like "ah, Beastboy", and I like threw an apple at it, and it was like "thanks", and I was like "your welcome", and a man came by and he was like "ah, a bear", and the bear was like "ah, a man" and the man like ran away and I was like "cool", and I like said like, like 14 times
Kitten: ok Beastboy, I don't think we want to hear about your mindless escapades
Beastboy: uh, Kitten, the camera's rolling
Kitten: Oh, hello and welcome to Kitten's Talk Show, for our first few guests today we have Arnold Swartzineger, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kouga, so Arnold tell us about yourself
Arnold: I am Arnold Swartzineger, I shall terminate you
Kitten: Naraku, can we get an evil laugh over here
Naraku: kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuku, happy now
Kitten: yes, I'm a very happy girl, go on Arnold
Arnold: as you can see, I am related to Kouga, we both have hairy legs
Kouga: I do not have hairy legs, I shave
Inuyasha: Paahahahahahahahahahaaha, now Kagome will never be your woman
Kouga: ya wanna fight mutt-face
Inuyasha: bring it on ya mangy wolf
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit boy, seriously, what am I going to do with you
( Inuyasha's face goes pounding into the ground)
Miroku: Kouga, don't you find that a little girly
Sango: ya, are ya gay or something- PERVERT!
( Miroku gropes Sango, Sango slaps Miroku as hard as she can which sends Miroku flying across the room unconscious)
Shippo: Idiot, he will never learn
Kitten: OOOOOKKKKK, well Arnold, worry about that, please continue
Arnold: well, also like Kouga, I wear a skirt
Kitten: and when the wind blows, how des that skirt stay down, well, now for our break with Vash the Stampede's cooking show.
( set change to kitchen with Vash standing there with a stupid smile on his face)
Hi, I'm Vash the Stamped, and this is my cooking show, today we will be making donuts, I love donuts, I really love donuts, I really, really love donuts, I really, really, really, love donuts
Beastboy: uh, Vash, you have 5 minutes till the end of break so I sudjest you, STOP TELLING US HOW MUCH YOU LIKE DONUTS
Vash: oh, ok, so you take really soft cookies, a gun which is used for making the hole, and ( throws cookie in air then shoots cookie with gun, Vash then takes bite out of donut) yumm, tastes like.........gun.....powder, back to you Kitten, love an peace, love and pe-
( set change)
Kitten: welcome back, Arnold, Inuyasha and co. have left the building so we have new guests, they are Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, and Raven
( Robin and Starfire walk on stage)
Kitten: oh Robby-poo, your Kitten has arrived, Meow!!
Starfire: why must you insist on calling him poo
Kitten: Robby-poo, come and give your little Kitten a kiss
Starfire: he does not except your invitation
( Starfire's eyes glow green)
Robin: calm down Star
( Cyborg and Raven walk on stage)
Raven: isn't that the daughter of that moth guy we sent to jail the other day
Cyborg: ya, I think she's a moth freak, haha
Crazy Black Lady in audience: Go Cyborg, your so tall and musculaaaaaaar
Kitten: shut it, or I will have daddy come and hurt you
Beastboy: he Raven, wanna watch me eat a truck load of tofu
Raven: I think not, apparently, last time you threw up
Beastboy: heh, heh, oh ya
Kitten: Beastboy, stop talking to the guests, you're the camera man
Beastboy: oh ya, I forgot
Cyborg: hey BB, since when have you been a camera man haha
Beastboy: shut up Cy!
Cyborg: no you shut up
Beastboy: no you
Cyborg: no you
Beastboy: no you
Kitten: un fortunately we ran out of time, Spike how about you come and end the show for me, I'm kinda busy ( runs after Robin) Robby-poo why don't you come and give me a hug
( Starfire knocks kitten unconscious)
( Spike walks on stage)
Spike: see you next time on Kitten's Talk Show, if you live long enough to see it heh, heh, ( makes hang gun) Bang!
Beastboy: help he's gonna kill me, Spike's gonna kill me
( camera falls and turns upside down, screen turns to fuzz, Kitten can be heard in back round)
Kitten Beastboy, you idiot, why the heck did you do that, get over here, I'm gonna kill you
( screen goes black)