The start begins
"Hello Hogwarts' students! I'm Fred, this is George, and this animal here is Jennifer!" Fred pointed to a pheonix who flew on top of the podium and bursted into flames revealing an eighteen year old girl. She had ice blue hair (the cropped style of Rapunzel from 'Tangled') and ice blue eyes.
They all had Brown shirts and blue jeans on. When they waved their wands orchid purple letters appeared on the shirts. Fred's said 'Teacher 1: Fun', George's said 'Teacher 2: For', and Jennifer's said 'Teacher 3: All'.
"We are here to invent your own jokes. Classes will be held to only a selected few. our wisdom must not be shared without our permission." Jennifer broke a sweet in half and handed the yellow side to George.
"Yum." He ate the sweet and broke out into boils. "Why didn't you tell me that would happen!" He ate the purple side and the boils disappeared. "Join us every Tuesday and Friday at four."
The whole hall burst into applause as the three sat down. Jennifer squeezed in between Hagrid and George. She peered at the Slytherin table and smirked at a short haired strawberry blonde.
The girl shot a glance showing her right eye grey and her left eye purple. She glowered and turned to a seventh year.
"Kitty doesn't like me since I became a teacher. She's jealous that I get to sit up here while as an assistant she has to sit down there." Reaching for the peppermint humbugs she explains everything to Hagrid.
Ron was groaning at the Gryffindor table next to Hermione.
"Man I'd rather face Voldemort again than see my brothers teach."
"Ron, this should be easy for you. Look at what you did. You helped...we helped destroy Voldemort" Hermione looked at Harry, Ginny, and Neville.
"Hay, don't forget Dumbledore's Army helped." Seamus said as he handed a pitcher to Collen Creevey.
"Precisley. And on top of that I'm going to go to their class on Tuesday." Hermione batted her eyes.
"ugh, get a room." Ginny laughed. "But what surprises me is how Snape is having an assistant again."
They looked over at the Slytherin table. There was the assistant talking to Draco. Draco looked over and smiled. Ever since Harry saved his life, twice, Draco had become their friend.
Kitty forced Draco's head over to her with her poltergiest syndrome. The syndrome allowed her to be a living poltergiest, more like have the uncontrollable powers of one that is.
"I'm right here Draco. Not over there." She put an enfances on the word 'not'.
"Kitty I don't get it, when did you start hating the Gryffindors?"
"First off I was speaking to you dumb-ass." Kitty finished her dinner and turned back to him. "Second off I don't like Harry, he will always be my punching bag, and assistants shouldn't be down here with bloody gits."
The next day during Defense Against the Dark Arts, everyone was talking about the next day's class. Kitty took a seat on her stool up by Snape's desk, and glared at all the first years.
"Sit down, shut up, he'll kill you all."
"Hem." A cold voice cleared. Kitty turned around and Snape leaned into her ear. "Why would you tell them that?"
"Well, you would. Don't deny it." Kitty smiled her signature evil grin as she sent a student's beg flying out and past Peeves, who of course began cackling.
"Wee students' bags flying about. By beasty Kitty no doubt."
Kitty raised an eye-brow as a quill stuck it's self into Peeves' arm.
"That takes care of him. Now back to Snape."
Snape made the students take out their books and take notes. Half way through the class Snape stops them and teaches them some basic protective charms.
All over the class you could hear protective charms failing and succeeding. Kitty walked around the room sending stuff flying at the students.
"If you can defend yourself from my stuff then your good to go. For now." Kitty winked sending a small wave of confusion.
Then everyone began to awe over a Turkish Van (cat) that was trotting in. It went into Snape's office with Kitty grumbling behind it.
"Jennifer, what is it?" Kitty was now looking at Jennifer from last night in Hogwarts robes.
"You mad at me?" She asked picking at her jeans underneath the robes.
"I don't know yet."
"Well then tell the students only a selected few will be able to come."
"I don't give a shit." Kitty stared at the wall. "Now you can go."
Jennifer turned into the cat again and steiked out with her tail held high.
Later that night, Draco was relaxing in the Slytherin Common Room. He was alone with a short sandy brown hiared, short girl with a huge bust size. The hair was close to her head but cropped nicely. Her eyes were a light brown.
"Lyra, are you going to the Weasley's class tomorrow?" Draco knew there'd be a list, but some people said they'd sneak in.
"Yeah. I'm Jennifer's friend. So naturally I'm gonna support her." She leaned against the blonde's chest and listened to his heart beat.
Kitty was laying in her bed staring at Snape as he lit a couple of candles.
"Severus, why can't I sit at the High Table with you?" Snape got into bed and brushed away her hair.
"I'll see what I can do darling." He gave her a kiss and wrapped his arms around her stomach.
"Okay." And they kissed eachother sweetly.
"Jennifer, Have you seen my pajama top?" George asked walking into his room wearing plaid scarlet pajama pants.
"No-o." Jennifer said suspiciously. George walked over to her and saw her wearing the matching long-sleeved top. She tried to scramble over to the bathroom, but George threw her over his shoulder. She tickled his missing ear.
"Hone you wouldn't want to do that." With that he threw her onto the bed. He tried to climb on top, but she pushed him off.
"Meh heh. Not tonight, I wanna torture Ron tonight."
"Do I have to take you to the basement of your dad's house?" George flopped onto the bed.
"My dad is dead because of Moldy-Wort. So it's my mom's house now, and you know the basement was my bedroom."
"Precisly."
"But I still wanna torture Head Boy Ickle Ronnie-kins." George looked at her and grinned.
"Okay, let's go."
The next day in the common rooms a bulletin was posted:
Jennifer Weasley will be taking these twenty-eight students:
Gryffindor:
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
Tyra Parkers
Kristal May
Linda Fraiser
Mykala Churchston
Mary Zabini
Slytherin:
Lyra Hais
Camille Preistein
Bambie Preistein
Alley Faint
Trisha Sorbelli
Jainie Johnson
Flora Maina
Ravenclaw:
Cho Chang
Luna Lovegood
Doniell Emerio
Alexandra Treimon
Caddie Moore
Misty Denetram
Taylor Roperts
Hufflepuff:
Carly Sheen
Maggie Greyhelm
Elsa Evestrope
Tammy Keene
Maddiline Moorestein
Jenna Perry
Candice Nelson
Partner is:
Kitty Faeslight
For Fred and George:
Gryffindor:
Harry Potter
Ronald Weasley
Seamus Finnigan
Dean Thomas
Collin Creevey
Dennis Creevey
Neville Longbottom
Slytherin:
Draco Malfoy
Iona Craisier
Blaise Zabini
Pansy Parkinson
Mark Winston
Sherlock Wayles
Shaine Allmead
Ravenclaw:
Sam Armstrong
Kaine West
Alexander Triemon
Saddie Fray
Eve Sinistra
Sasha Deam
Hufflepuff:
Bobby Meis
Gary Storm
Freta Neal
Rose Flannigan
Katey Riley
Seth Cortez-Gonzalez
Pedros Negros
When it was four, all of them went to their group. Kitty was upset that she was working with Jennifer.
"Okay, everyone partner up, come up with a potion either useful or to get revenge. Me and Kitty will ask you about it and have someone from the other group test it. Don't forget the antidotes." Jennifer smiled maniacally and laughed at the thought of deformed students.
"What's so funny?" Kitty sat on the front desk as Jennifer wrote down the thought. "Haha haha. Deformed prats, gits, and midgets."
At the end of the class, only one pair couldn't test their potion. But Kitty was angious about it.
"Luna and Hermione have invented a potion that hides pregnancy without harming the fetus. Lyra and Ginny have created a potion that mimics P.M.S symptoms for about five days."
Everyone was excited to see who would be testing that potion. A boy from the other group walked in.
Ronald Weasley walked in. And he looked as if he were about to pee his pants.
"Come test this potion Ron!" Ginny smiled as she gave Ron a descent amount. He drank it and immediatly his mood changed from terrified to... well... PMS moody.
"What? What? Oh wait I've got to go help Harry clean up. Hay Mary, you want me to tell Blaise not to worry?" Ron stopped to chat to a first year Gryffindor who was Blaise's little sister. Someone snickered. "I hate that! You come and laugh in my face bitch!"
"Come and try saying that to my face dumb-fuck!" Kitty roared at Ron. "I could beat your fucking arse when ever and where ever!"
Ron screamed as a pipping hot cauldron chased him out the room. Ginny and Lyra agreed that no more than two days max of PMSing for Ron. They bottled up their potion and handed it out to everyone.
Ginny walked back to the Gryffindor Common Room with Hermione and all the other Gryffindors. Ron was now grumbling by the fire as he rubbed his head.
"Ron?" Hermione sat down next to him only to have him throw his arms around her neck.
"I love you Hermione. But I wish you could teach me a spell to get rid of that teenaged hag." He snogged Hermione pasionatly. Then Ginny yawned and dragged Hermione away.
Jennifer sat cross legged on the bed looking over potion ingredients. She laughed as she read one. They were almost all for revenge, and Mary Zabini had planned revenge on Ron for yelling at her when she got Pigwidgen for him.
"What are you reading now Jennifer?" Kitty said as she gave Jennifer the last of the papers.
"Blaise's sister is planning a revenge on someone. I heard how Ron told her off when she climbed on the table to get Pig. His owl."
"Oh. Why not both Harry and Ron?"
"No clue for you, but I think Snape will be wondering where you are. Besides I'm going to bed."
Kitty left Jennifer to go to bed. She hated grading the papers, but it was funny seeing how people will torture others.
Meanwhile Ron was up late laughing at every little thing that was barely even funny. And it drove the others in the common room mad.