A Bogg and His Boy - A Voyagers! poem

Red
Light
Red
Light

Where am I now? Stuck in 1492
And I'm looking down at waves of ocean blue
I am standing here in Chris Columbus' shoes
He's headed for a shipwreck and I don't know what to do

I lost my guidebook on a cold and windy night
That big furry beast had me trembling with fright
Now I'm out here with no way to make it right
Every time I omni out I always end up in a fight

Red
Light
Red
Light

I get the pretty girls, every time zone that I'm in
But with the kid here, I just can't seem to win
Used to have fun, now opportunities are slim
'Stead of looking at the ladies, gotta look after him

Such a know it all, Jeffrey Jones is his name
Every time we land, the kid has something smart to say
He's not all bad, if he stays out of the way
You know, smart kids, they give me a pain!

Red
Light
Red
Light

Will you look at that, the boy has done it again
He had the info in that curly mop head
Made the red light turn to the green one instead
At first I wasn't sure but it looks like we'll be friends

Now we're Voyagers, helping hist'ry along
And our only job is keeping time marching on
We don't get a break, in the dusk or the dawn
But we get our thanks from the omni's song

Green
Light

DING!