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The Good Witches
Tank, Bobby, and Lester were sitting in the living room waiting for Ranger to finish up a telephone call with a new client. Stephanie was at a girl's night out with Lula and Connie. They were meeting up with Tia and Chrissie, Bobby and Lester's girlfriends, at 'Hot Shots'.
Sophie came walking into the room wearing her Cinderella nightgown, "Where's Daddy? He has to tell me a bedtime story."
Tank patted his lap and the little girl crawled up with her teddy bear, "He's on a business call. What if your uncles tell you a story until he comes back?"
"Me, Uncle Bobby, and Uncle Tank can do that." Lester added. "What kind of story do you want?"
A furrow in her little brow and blue eyes staring intently out the window as she thought. "One where the Good Witch beats up the Bad Witch like Mommy beat up that mean Joyce lady."
The Merry Men all chuckling. They heard about Stephanie's encounter with Joyce at the mall resulting with her nemisis breaking her nose when her face made contact with the hood of her new Jeep and denting it.
"OK. We like those kind," Bobby said. "Once upon a time."
"In Trenton," Sophie told them.
Tank continued, "There lived the very beautiful Good Witch named Stephanie with her Wizard husband."
"His name was Carlos just like Daddy."
"We can work with that," Lester took a turn in the story telling. "They had the cutest little Witch in training named Sophia. She had blue eyes and curls like Good Witch Stephanie. She took after her Mommy, not into any crazy Army Wizard stuff like her Dad."
"He was the strongest Wizard just like Daddy with muscles that don't stop like Mommy says, Uncle Lester."
"Whatever. Let's get back to our story. One day, Good Witches Stephanie and Sophie got out their flying brooms to go shopping."
"They went to Victoria's Secret because that's Daddy's favorite store and to buy shoes and secret potions."
"Does daddy wear that frilly stuff?" Tank asked.
The little girl thought about it, "No, Mommy wears it for him. He just takes it off."
That got another laugh out of the three Army buddies.
"At the Witch's mall, the good witches came upon the evil, nasty, and ugly Bad Witch Joyce," Bobby took a turn. "She was so ugly, she had an extra eyeball in her forehead and deep wrinkles in her skin," he ran his long hand over his face. "She looked old and haggard. Little children ran at the sight of her."
"Her skin was purple," Sophie explained.
"That's right," Tank spoke up, "from too many visits to the Plastic Surgeon for the Witches, Vinnie. While in the potions store, the Bad Witch Joyce came in."
"Stephanie and Sophie were already at Victoria's Secrets. The Good Witch bought a new nightie and magic undies for Wizard Carlos to make him dance all around in the bedroom," waving her hands in the air and hopping in Tank's lap. "The little witch got new shoes."
"Uh Huh," Lester looked at Tank and Bobby.
Tank shook his head not sure he wanted ro know, "We won't go there as to why Ranger is dancing around the bedroom. Any way, Bad Witch Joyce sees them looking at potions for chicken to cook for dinner. She said to Good Witch Stephanie, "Watch out!"
"I'm going to steal your husband! I'm a real woman!" Sophie yelled. "Try it, you Ugly No-Good Witch!" Good Witch Stephanie screamed back. She grabbed her frizzy red hair and banged her face off the big, black smoking witch's cauldron breaking her nose," Sophie grabbed a pillow from the sofa and hit the coffee table with it, the popcorn bowl went flying onto the carpet, "Her nose broke right off her face."
"Picking up her nose, Bad Witch Joyce went straight to Dr. Vinnie to fix it," Uncle Bobby said.
Sophie told them, "He gave her a new nose with a great big ugly green wart that dragged on the floor when she walked and couldn't come out of her house anymore."
Tank finished off the story, "Good Witches Stephanie and Sophie flew home on their magic brooms."
Sophie twirled around, "They were fast like Porsches."
"And lived happily ever after with Wizard Carlos," Tank ended the story.
"And he liked what Good Witch Mommy bought at Victoria's Secret just like Daddy."
Lester was laughing, "So much he was dancing in his magic boxers."
"What is going on in here?" Ranger walked in at the end of the story. Popcorn was all over the carpet, pillows on the floor.
Holding up her arms for Ranger, "Uncle Tank, Uncle Bobby,and Uncle Lester were telling me a bedtime story while you was talking."
"It looks like I need to clean-up in here."
"Ranger," Tank asked with a sly smile on his face, "why don't you tell us a story about the magical underwear that makes you dance around in the bedroom?"
Ranger groaning, "We're going to start locking the door."