I get off the hogwards express and take a deep breath of the cold musty English air. Then I start to choke, t' sjust so wet and british here.
Sudeeenly, a very sexy man. Wow I thought to myself I made a good choice transfering to this school fromo Forks.
"Hi, I'm sexy" he says.
"yeas" I answered.
I snapped out of my efeminite daydream.
"Are you Bella Swan?" he asked me, unintentionalyl seductive.
"Why yes, hwo did you know?"
"They said you were the most beautiful girl, andt hey were right!" he said. "My name is Edward," he continued, "we are disabled."
I thought ofr a socond how plaing and boring looking the British students muts be fi he thoguht I was pretty. I am actually quite plain! Then I realized what welse he had said. "Wait, we are disableD?"
I snapped out of it again.
"Hi I am Draco," he said, "I'm supposed to show you around before you gets orted." He slicked back his greasy hair. It glowed in the moonlight like a lotus blossom in the oonlight.
"Hi Draco" I said shyly. "My name Is Bella Swan."
"Yes I know I already said that you dunce," said raco.
"oh" I felt really embarassed then started to walk towards the school howgarts. If eell and hurt my fce. I was even more embarased!!
Draco laughed at me. "Are you okay?" he said but clearly didn't mean it he was laughing relaly hard ok. Then he muttered "Fruggin Moodbloods" under his breath.
I was so flustered it was like a billion moths fluttering inside my belly as if they were really active from having eaten the normal butterflies. "W-What's a Mudblood?" i managed to choke out without crying the tears I was so forcefully holding ack.
"You re disabled," draco said.
I was starting tl queston my decision to come to Howbarts, but I figured there were so few witches in America it was a shame to let my rare taletns go to waste."
"Come on, then," he said.
I followed DRraco into the rich palatial castle, adorned with gothic arches and flying buttresses. I looked up at a large stained glass window depicting the crucification of Godrick Gryphindor. I knew who whe was because I had read a book about him before I came. I am really hoping to get sorte din to Gryphindor, I'm not very brave but I have had to do some brae things and I would like to be theat. I almsot cried with awe looking at the stained glass window when Draco butted in:
"Patehtic."
"What??"
"Godorick Gryphindor was a faggot." then he walksed away.
My eyes stareted to water. Started to leak alittle. So far I was not having a good experience at all! Hogwarts sucked! A voice behind me said, "what are you doing here? You ingoramous ful!"
I thought at firs thtat mabye he was tyring to help me because he recognized I was lost! But then I heard you ignoramous fool and realized he was just another stupid hogwarts poopyface. Just like the rest.
"liSTEn HERE!" I yelled, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM IS BUT I'M GNOT GOING TO AKE IT NO ONE HAS BTEEN TREATING ME NICE AT ALL AND YOU ARE AN INGORAMOUS FOOL PLEASE HELP I'm lost" and then I started to cry for real. Then he gave me detention.
"See me after you get sorted, stupid." he said as he lead me to the great hall by my ear. Of course, I didn't know that was wat it was yet.
xXx
The great hall was amaing! It was so big! I coudl ee everyone1 It turns out british studenets aren't ugly or plaing after all a lot of them were very pretty. I felt very plain just like in Forks. There were a lot o boys there but Draco is my only love so I didn't py them much mind. I hope he notices me during the soritng, but I see him and he doesn't look like he's paying much attention.
Therea re 3 other people lines up to be sorted. Not many transfer students come to HOgwarts, so the trasnsfer sortings are very short and don't have much people.
A tall man in glittering star-spangled uprlple robes and a pointy merlin hat who was gangly like Johnny Weir (the ice skater) came up to the podeum at the head of the great hall, framed majetstically by 3 corbel arches and more stained glass windows, as well as lights shining through from the glass parts of the ceiling.
"I am honeored today to hold an foficial transfer sorting!" he said, then he went on for a while about the standards and all that we would be held to, it was boring like at everyother shcool's orientation ceremonies. Then he stepped aside and an older looking woman with glasses and a figf fat hat came up to the podium and called the first name.
"Amber Snazzletooth!"
A cute strawberry blonde girl walked up to the front of the great hall where a hairy fat giant man put a strange hat with a face on her. we sat for a moment and then the hat yelled:
"Gryphindor!"
I was jealous!
"Francis Portermouth!"
This time it was a small mousy dark-haired boy. He was very small and I doubted he was a transfer but I guess he hasd to be since it was not the start of the year.
"Ravenclas!" said the hat!
I was jealous but I wanted to be in grhypinord more.
When are htey going to call me? Shouldn't this go alphebetically? Should I just walk up? I started to move towards the puidum but then professor McGonalgel shouted:
"Crucious Georgenuddle!"
A fat portly Asian boy walked up to the podium. Th ehat had only touched his head when it yelled:
"SLITHERIN!"
I wondered if I could be put into slytherin too. It seemed like amybe a good house for me, after all I am very ambitions, and I love Draco who was wearing a green slytherin carf, but I don't know that I am eveil I have heard that a lot fo bad wizards come form that house.
Finally, my anem was called.
"Bella Swan!"
I ran up to the podum, but tirpped on the way up! At first the room was respectfully silent but then I heard Draco let out a snort.
"DEATH NOT MOODBLOODS"
A quarter of the room where he was standing erupted in laughter.
"NOW NOWW" yelled professor Mcgonagaled "CALM DOWN. FIVE HUNDRED POINTS FROOM SLYTHERIN."
"NOW WE'LL NEVER WIN THE HOSUEC UP" someone yelled
"Way to go!" said someone else.
"Yeah way to go Draco" said a boy from the gryphindor sectiono with jet black hair and a strange lightning shaped scar on his forehead. He ws so hot. I knew I had found a new love at that moment. Draco wasn't for me, this boy was! And he was wearing gryphindoro colors! My fate was sealed!
"Come along then" said McGoogle" wlk it off"
I walked up to the stool net to the podium and sat down the hat was placed on my head.
The soritng hat says and does nothing.
"WHY ISN'T IT DOING ANYTHING"
I yelled
"Just give it taime, said McGonalge," what has the hat said to you?"
NOTHING!
"Well just wati he mus be thinking."
I swear n hour went by and nothing!
"PROFESSER I DON'T UNDERSTAND AM I NTO GETTING SORTED? I'M A WITCH RIGHT?"
She wokoe up. "This has never happened before I better make sure everything is alright witihthe hat. She picked it up and put it on her head.
"GRYPHINDOR!" shouted the hat.
"YAY!" I screamed.
"That's my house you dunce," said MCGonagle
"Oh" Said I.
"This is very starnge," said Professor McGonagle, "the hat says it can't read your thoughts.'
"Oh," said Bella. "thta's weird, wht house to I go into them?"
"Well, wher edo you feel like you belong?" asked Mcgonagle
"I always wanted to be in Gryphindor" I said.
"DENIED!" yelled the hat atop McGongles head. "YOU HAVE CRIED THREE TIMES SINCE ENTERING THIS BUILDING. THERE ISN OTHING BRAVE ABOUT YOU." my eyes leaked a little. "FOUR!"
"But I'm not evil for slytherin or smart for raelnclaw ro anythign I'm so plain!"
"HUFFLEPUFF BITCH" yelled the sorting hat.
And thus my fate as a badger was sealed.
xXx
After the soritng the boy with the scar walked up to me. "Hi," he said.
"Hey" I said shyly.
'Sorry your sorting sucked," he said."
"It's ok" I mumbled.
"My name is Harary Potter and I'm the choisen one," he said. "would you like to go out on a date with me?"
"Do you like body mods?" I asekd.
"Yes, I love htem," thinking of my old friend Jacon's hot sweaty body.
"Oh. my name is Bella. Nice to meet ou." "Would you like to show met o the hufflepuff dorms?"
"I HAV ENOC LUE WHERE THOSE ARE. I'M A GRYPHINDOR." he ran away shyly. I was shy too.
i eventually found my way through many twisted turning cobbled corridors and padded through the rustic carpeded halsls until I reached the tall entrance to the hufflepuff commonrooms and doorms. I tired to get in but the door wouldn't open!
"HALT" siad the paitning. "WHO GOES THERE?"
"Who said that?"
"ME" said the still life "I AM THE PAINTING WHO GUARDS HUFFLEPUFF."
"Oh, I, um"
"You need to very fi who you are before I can let you in you mlust be a hufflepuff."
"Bella sSwan" I said
"OK go ahead" the apinting swung the door open into my face.
"OW"!
"Sorry but you should watch where you're going" said the painting. i walked into the dorm and it was empty. I found my empty bed and empties my suitcase onot the empty bed. Then I realized I just wanted to cry. I empited the things off of my bed onto the floor under my bed and cried myself to slepe. I hate Briatin. I hate Forsk. I hte everything. I love you, Harry Potter.