The original Link, Zelda, and Cookies got erased, so I am continueing it!

Chapter 12- Nabooring

So, Link was done with the Darkness temple and he decided he did not want to be in a Zelda game anymore. So he went to the job agency and got a job as a Koopa in Mario.

Lets just say that Link is now banned from all social burrito groups...

"Do you stomp on everyone, ya stupid Plumber?" Said Link as he was running out of Mario world. "I am through with this! I am going back to Elmo's- I mean Zelda's world!".

Link was approaching the spirit temple, but he got lost in a desert and found himself in a huge blizzard. Yes, a blizzard in a desert. So, Link had to go through an entire desert wearing a coat made of Goron fur. "Man, doI want a burrito right now!" said link as he approached a giant packman, "Hi Henry" said Link as he stared at the giant unfinished pizza. "Do you now the way to the spirit temple?" asked Link while looking at the 340 degree circle. "Yes, its over there by the "This is the spirit Temple, and if you cannot see this, then you are retarded" Sign" said the flat lemon head. (I can describe pacman in many ways).

As Link approached the temple, he saw a woman who looked likea woman. "Hello Link" said the woman. "Yo" responded Link in rapping language."Link I am nabooring, this is the spirit temple, and I am a woman that looks like a woman, now lets talk business, to beat this dungeon, you will need to find out the Geometric configuration of a triangleto fit inside the door and the treasure is..."

"LALALALAH DON'T SPOILIT!" Screamed Link

10 hours later

"So the geometric configuration of a pi diagram will let you find the 42ndkeyand go to the mini bosses's room which is a funy story actually..."

20 hours later

"Man, this Woman keeps yapping and Yapping, no wonder the call her nabooring" Said Link

8564Q48 Hours later

"And thats how you beat this dungeon" Ended Nabooring "Link, are you here!". Nabooring found a note right next to her and it read:

Dear Mrs.Navooring, pleeze exkuse my son Lihnk for leeving you, she haes broken his Toe andd canot heahr any-more.

Signed,

Mrs.My Mom.

Hope You like it, I'm continuing my story.