It was a slow day in New Meridian. After Cerebella had defeated the Skullgirl, business at the Cirque des Cartes was booming. As usual, Cerebella was the main attraction, and for some reason, exposing fan art of her kept showing up on the internet. She didn't really mind upskirt photos or nsfw art since it brought customers, but for some reason photos of her showering kept appearing on Tumblr. Cerebella's room was usually pretty guarded and she never heard any unusual sounds so random photographs showing up made no sense to her.
Cerebella decided the best way to catch the culprit was to pretend to go about her business, then catch the peeper by surprise. So that's just what she did. As usual, after the show, Cerebella went to her room to relax and plan new tricks. Then, minutes later, she started up her shower so the water could warm up a little bit before she went in. As Cerebella removed her scarf-thingy and tight dress, she noticed how significantly soft and large her melons felt today. She decided that the shower was ready, so she placed her fruit back on the counter and headed off. Also her tits were huge. ahem…
[Insert weird detailed paragraph imagery about Cerebella touching herself or whatever]
After she was done gettin' all freaky, Cerebella quickly pulled back her shower curtains to instantly see the head of a small white serpent with a camera in his mouth poking through a hole in the wall. While he was clumsily trying to escape, Cerebella quickly reached for Vice Versa, who was conveniently placed near her and used him to pull the snake through the wall. A large crash sounded and after all the drywall dust cleared, Squigly was exposed along with Leviathan as the true criminals.
As an enraged Cerebella glared down at Squigly, she decided to confess. "I was so jealous you beat the Skullgirl, that was my job. Once you made headlines in the paper about being a hero, I saw just how juicy and attractive you were and wanted a piece of dat ass" Squigly apologized. "I don't blame you," replied Cerebella. "However I don't get why you're obsessed with me, you gotz a bigger booty." Squigly replied "It's not as fun going solo, I need a chest to bury my face into. Here, how about as an apology, I show you what embalming fluid looks like."
So began the long night...