Oneshot
Summary: Renji has his revenge
Gen/ no pairings
First drabble
"Ah, Byakuya sama, you called?" Renji asked, his captain looked up from his paperwork and nodded.
"Yes, I need your help in something." The black haired noble said no hesitance in his voice.
Renji sighed in relief, whatever his captain wanted must not be that scary because Byakuya looked as calm as always.
"Sure no problem! Sir!" The red head said seriously.
"I want…to apologize to the drifter, Kurosaki Ichigo. We got off on the wrong foot so I just want him to know there are no bad feelings." This time he wavered slightly.
Renji looked shocked for a moment, and then his evil perverted mind started moving gears.
"Oh yes! I've got the perfect thing." He said smiling; he would defeat his captain at one thing at least.
"Um, hello? Anyone there?" Ichigo poked his head into Byakuya's office.
"Kurosaki." Byakuya greeted, he noticed that Renji was also there by the side.
After an uncomfortable silence Ichigo finally spoke up.
"Um, I'll just be going then." He said awkwardly.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together." Byakuya said calmly like he was talking about the weather, earlier that day Renji reassured him that those lines were complimenting on one's…fighting skills.
"Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?"
This time, Ichigo's mouth hung open. Was the Kuchiki flirting with him?!
"I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire."
That was it, he was definitely using pick up lines, not very good ones, but enough to flash freeze the shocked look on his face.
"Is your father an alien? Because I seen nothing like you on earth!" Byakuya felt something was really wrong here; those lines didn't sound much like commendations. Renji had assured him that those were normal earth lines that were said to praise a person.
"Can I have a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want next Christmas?" Even though Byakuya didn't know who Santa was, this definitely sounded like a commendation.
Whoever this Santa was, he would know what a good job Ichigo was doing.
Renji couldn't help himself.
He laughed.
So what if he was limping and that black eye would probably stay on for at least month.
He would treasure Ichigo's hilariously frozen face of incredulity, horror and shock for the rest of his undead life.
Clicks on the button right down there.
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