Our hands are tied
So this lovely little story is kinda my actual attempt at writing a KyoHaru, because i hard core ship them, anyway i have four other chapters written. tell me what you guys think and i'll see if can crank more out for ya ;)
Chapter one
"Nope, not happening, I will not wear that-"
"You will or I'll raise your debt by twenty five percent." Kyoya intoned, the small brunette froze.
"What!?" She yelled at Kyoya, the young man merely looked from his computer.
"You heard me." he warned, "You will wear whether you like it or not Haruhi." Kyoya growled out.
"No! I WILL NOT!" her voice rose a few decibels.
"YES YOU WILL! OR I'LL ADD ANOTHER FIFTEEN PERCENT!" he roared, Haruhi gaped at him, her brown eyes alight with an angry fire.
"Why are you threatening that? It was never an issue before when I didn't want to dress up in Cosplays like that. And have you seen that outfit? Like really looked at it? I'll look like whore!" Kyoya rolled his eyes at Haruhi's outbursts and reasons for not wearing the outfit, all though it was a little showy. And normally yes Kyoya would let her have her way but he hadn't been feeling particularly generous as of late with her stealing away all Tamaki's time lately and knowing that blonde he's been over booking himself without realizing it. "Don't role your eyes at me mister. You know you've nothing but a jerk to me lately. And I want to know why, right now!" Haruhi yelled.
"Why should I tell you, I don't need to tell you anything! Maybe the twins wouldn't design such revealing outfits if you weren't so carefree with your PDA and how you flirt with Tamaki!" Kyoya snarled. Haruhi glared at him.
"Are you saying that I'm loose? Because you couldn't be more wrong, and you know it this isn't about my "PDA and how I flirt with Tamaki" this is about you and your weird need to be in control of everything! Well you know what I'm here to tell you can't have absolute control , that is impossible!" Haruhi yelled back.
"I don't have an obsessive need for control! I'm perfectly normal! I have no weird obsessions-"
"Lie, lie, lie, lie, and another lie! HAH! You can't even tell a single truth, Kyoya can you honestly sit here and tell me that you don't have anxiety attacks every time you're not somehow in control?" Kyoya nodded defiantly. "Do it, look me in the eye and say it."
"No."
"Why because you can't?! I knew it, you're afraid to admit any weakness because someone will exploit it."
"I-uh-no!"
"Yep, you're nothing but a coward! Kyoya the coward! He's too afraid break the rules, to try something new, to actually do something memorable. He's scared of his daddy, and making Tamaki mad, so instead he hides, ALL. THE. TME! LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDS!"
"I am NOT a coward, Haruhi you don't know what you are talking about-"
"I don't believe it, you're actually angry? GUESS WHAT OURAN KYOYA OOTORI CAN FEEL SOMETHING!"
"I-you-SHUT UP HARUHI! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY BEING LESS MATURE THAN THE TWINS! THAN TAMAKI, CLEARLY I WAS WRONG I THINKING YOU WERE BETTER THAN THOSE BUFFOONS! I AM NOT a coward, I'm considered quiet and humble in comparison. This is something you will NEVER understand because, my dear you are nothing more than a commoner and a brash one at that. Seventy five percent will be added to your debt because of this nonsense, go get changed into that costume or I'll add more. This discussion is over." Kyoya went back to his work, putting finishing touches on his reports.
"KYOYA!" Kyoya flinched, Tamaki stormed over to his table.
"Yes." Kyoya replied.
"That was insensitive, and rude I expect you to apologize to Haruhi, as soon as she's-AAAAARGH! WHAT IS HARUHI WEARING?! GO CHANGE THIS INSTANT!" Tamaki screamed at the girl. Kyoya felt a spark of annoyance flare up upon seeing Haruhi exit the dressing rooms.
"No…" Tamaki looked back at Kyoya, his blue eyes wide.
"What?" Tamaki asked not understanding Kyoya's meaning.
"No I will not apologize, no Haruhi will not-ugh-Haruhi go change." Kyoya snarled, her outfit making that much harder to control his already short temper. "You outfit is rather distracting." He explained, Haruhi beamed and ran back into the dressing room. Kyoya blinked and looked back at Tamaki.
"W-why are you not going to apologize? You insulted Haruhi, Kyoya as vice president you must apologize."
"No."
"Now you're throwing a tantrum, Kyoya. What's going on with you? You've been grouchy all week." Tamaki asked sitting down next to Kyoya.
"Nothing, I'm fine." Kyoya stated coolly.
"You can't lie to me Kyoya, you and Haruhi have been very rude to each other lately. I'm getting sick of it. Honey-sempai bring me that rope."
"Tamaki what are you doing-"
"Haruhi?"
"Yes Sempai?" Haruhi asked reappearing in her uniform from behind the sectioned off portion of the music room.
"Come here darling. Because you and Kyoya have been fighting so much, I am hereby declaring that you two must be tied together for a week, if you can get along for one week and learn to compromise, and yes I said it Kyoya, with each other during that time then I will untie you, if not it goes on for another week. These knots are not to be untied unless done so by me. If that happens I will be forced to remove you both from hosting for a month. Yes that includes your vice presidential duties Kyoya. Am I understood?" Haruhi bit the edge of her lip, Kyoya's eyebrows knit together as if trying to find the flaw in his plan.
"Um boss….you do realize that-"
"Kyoya, a boy-"
"That's not you-"
"Will be tied to Haruhi, all-"
"Week-"
"Long right? He'll be on every date with you guys."
"Sleeping in the same bed with her-"
"Sharing a bathroom with her…" Tamaki paled slightly staying oddly calm.
"Just saying boss, it makes no sense…." The twins intoned, the blonde then blinked out of his self-induced trance, for this is how he discovered Kyoya ignored him, quite a useful tactic when it came to the twins, he'd have to thank his best friend later.
"Yes, but I can trust Kyoya, right?" Kyoya nodded, "He won't cross any lines he's my best friend."
"Okay boss, whatever you say….I mean if you saw the look on his face when Haruhi walked out of the dressing room earlier I know I wouldn't leave him alone with her for a week." Hikaru teased walking away from the trio. Kaoru stood there a moment longer, tilting his head to the side in contemplation. Hikaru froze, half way across the room, confusing setting in his features, where was his brother? "Kao are you coming or not?" Hikaru yelled, voicing his sudden annoyance/worry toward his missing twin.
"Hold on," Kaoru intoned, effectively calming his ever impatient sibling, "Boss, if arguing is the case than why not tie you and Hika together for a week? You'd learn a lot about him." He added as if hoping that would intice Tamaki in his newly created game. Sorry Hikaru, I need this to happen. He thought at his brother, hoping he got the apology in time.
"What!" apparently the twins were not in sync today, but Kaoru already knew that seeing as Hikaru decided he was wearing miss match socks today. "Hahahahahahhahahaha, that's a good one-hahaha- you really had me there-hahahahaha-NO!" Hikaru stated in a no nonsense fashion. Kyoya's ears perked up at this, Haruhi's eyes widened her mind still focused on what the twins had said earlier.
"Kaoru's right you two fight much more than Haruhi or I, it would at least be more fair." Kyoya reasoned.
"Kyoya!" Tamaki spluttered in outrage, what was with his best friend lately, honestly it's like the man lived to contradict him suddenly. Or maybe that was always the case and Tamaki himself never noticed, the point being, Tamaki was in utter shock at this point in time.
"I agree, Sempai and I have had one fight, but you and Hikaru have had so many more. I'll be tied to Kyoya for a week if you and Hikaru tie yourselves together as well."
"No there is no room for negotiation in this, I am the King and what I say goes, you and Kyoya are tied together and that is end of it. Besides you two aren't even tied together yet and you're already agreeing with one another."
"Yeah what the Boss said. See Kaoru I can agree with him sometimes." Hikaru stated still quite hurt that Kaoru would ever consider such a thing without his consultation first. Honey having grown quite bored of the counter arguments over the matter had already tied the two accused together.
"Already done Tama-chan, may I take my nap now?" Honey asked, as Mori scooped him up.
"Thank you Sempai yes, you may snooze away to your heart's content." Tamaki replied. "Now Kyoya, this how you properly apologize for causing misfortune to befall someone. Hikaru, I'm gravely sorry for causing you any misgivings in the past years we have known each other, can ever possibly forgive me?" Tamaki asked holding out his hand to the elder twin. Hikaru eyed his hand a moment.
"Does that include all the rude names?" Tamaki nodded, "the insults to our carefully crafted masterpieces?" again Tamaki nodded, "and calling me out as a fraud and jealous liar in front of Haruhi and further embarrassing my attempts to woo her?" again Tamaki nodded, though his patience was growing thin, "and making me believe that I was behaving like a fool and breaking my own heart in order to satisfy your own?" again Tamaki nodded, very slowly this time, attempting to keep him patience just a little while longer, "and-"
"YES YOU ARROGANT FOOL, I'M APOLOGIZING FOR EVERYTHING!" Tamaki yelled his temper finally exploding, thank goodness, Kyoya thought with an amused smirk, I'd thought he'd die if he locked that away much longer. What is this on my-oh right…. He looked down at his wrist, his smirk gone, he really hated wrist jewelry, and honestly the rope wasn't much better, it didn't even suite him.
"Tamaki." Kyoya called silencing the blonde's rant about how ungrateful Hikaru was mid stride, "this rope quite tedious and itchy, is there by chance maybe a silk scarf or something we could use instead, the case of one of us tugging on the rope, our wrist will be rubbed raw, and I'd hate to wear anything more on my wrist than nessicary and that includes gauze wrappings for a wound that was unintentionally inflicted." Tamaki's eyes widened dramatically as if the thought had just occurred to him.
"Yes of course Mon Ami." Tamaki whimpered having just realized that damaged to would come to not only Kyoya but his beloved Haruhi as well. "Kaoru get me the most inconspicuous , and softest scarf you can find and bring it here immediately." Kaoru quickly disappeared into the Host Club's abundant costume closets. "I'm so sorry my dear I had now idea Kyoya's strength in comparison to your own could do such damage." Tamaki blubbered over Haruhi as they waited, Kyoya rolled his eyes and turned away, unconsciously pulling Haruhi with him.
"Hey! That hurt Sempai!" Haruhi yelled, Kyoya looked at her and rolled his eyes, again, continuing on his work. Haruhi opened her mouth to continue on her conquest when Kaoru reappeared with a slightly longer, definitely softer strip of pale blue cloth.
"Here, this is the best I could do, we don't have much by way of scarves back there." Kaoru explained sheepishly. Tamaki quickly detached and reattached Haruhi and Kyoya.
"Okay, there, starting today you two are one unit, don't let me down."