Author's Note: Since I'm absolutely in love with the pairing, I've decided to write a Harley/Joker two-shot. I'm not as lazy as I thought! -cheers- Hopefully it will be good and you'll like it. Review, pwease? (:

Summary: He always had her to come home to. Harley/Joker.

Disclaimer: Nope, still not cool enough.

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When I return home, usually, I know she will be there.

I know she will be waiting in our bedroom.

I know she'll remind me why I keep her around.

But on nights like tonight, I am uncertain if she will be there.

Nights like tonight are the ones right after I abuse her.

I ponder if she will be there when I return.

Or if she'll go to Red's for a while before crawling back.

Or if she's really gone.

And then I open the door and hear her singing to herself or whistling some unknown tune.

And I know.

I know I always have her to come home to.

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Author's Note: I'm sorry for making it a little on the short side, but hopefully the next chapter will be longer. Review, if you think I'm awesome. (: Just kidding.