The Ghost of Pip Pirrup
By Shadowgate
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It was night time and it seemed like an ordinary night in the Broflavski home. Kyle's cousin was visiting but other than that it seemed ordinary.
Kyle and Ike were sitting in the living room. Ike had a book to read that was required homework.
Kyle said to Ike "okay Ike you have to read this book The Tortoise and the Hair and I'll work with you. Now you either do this homework assignment or I will put you in a corner Ike."
Ike put his hand on Kyle's shoulder and said "okay you hold me accountable."
Kyle said "let's get started."
Kyle's cousin came in the living room and said "oh I have a headache."
Kyle said "tell my mom and she'll give you some Advil."
Kyle's cousin also said "oh that fish we had tonight for dinner gave me gas."
A loud fart is heard through the whole house and Ike starts laughing.
Kyle's cousin leaves the living room and Kyle yells "oh Goddamn it that stinks worse than Cartman's farts."
Kyle yells "SHIT!"
Ike is still laughing.
Kyle said "alright now that's enough. Oh our cousin is a pain in the ass."
Kyle gets down to helping Ike read his book for school. After that they all head upstairs to bed.
In the middle of the night Ike wakes up screaming.
Kyle along with Kyle's cousin enter Ike's room.
Kyle's cousin asked "what was all the screaming about I have a headache."
Ike said "I saw Pip Pirrup."
Kyle said "Ike it just so happens Pip is dead. He became a martyr for this town. Now get your ass to sleep."
Ike said "but I saw him."
Kyle snapped "enough Ike."
Gerald came in and said "Kyle let me do the discipline in this house. Ike get your ass to sleep Pip is dead."
As they left Ike's room the Ghost of Pip Pirrup appeared and said "hello Kyle you fucking bully!"
Kyle screamed and took off running. He soon tripped over himself and went flipping down the stairs.
Pip said "oh dear Kyle old chap it seems you have fallen down the stairs."
Pip laughed.
TO BE CONTINUED