Hi! Ze awesome IndianaFerbDragon here, just to explain what this story is and what it's about! *drum roll* This is a series of one-shots, focusing on different reactions of the different countries at different ages to the Lego Movie.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or The Lego Movie
We start off with six-year-old Matthew and Alfred, being cared for by the 'fatherly' figure Arthur. Enjoy!
"Daddy Daddy Daddy! We gotta go see this movie!"
Alfred ran up to Arthur clutching a flyer, with Matthew panting right behind.
"What is this?" Arthur asked, slightly annoyed at being interrupted while he was working on leading a nation, even if it was by the blond twins.
"This! We gotta go see it!" Alfred shoved the flyer in front of Arthur's computer.
"Sil vous plait papa?" Matthew added quietly.
There was a yellow-faced lego construction man waving happily, surrounded by the words 'The Lego Movie' made up of legos. Arthur sighed, legos were his kids' favorite toys, and when the twins wanted something they just had to beg. As soon as their eyes began to water, he would have to give in.
"Alright, alright. Shall we go today?"
With a squeal, Alfred grabbed Matthew's hands and spun him around. The shyer of the pair laughed and joined in as Alfred started chanting "We're gonna see the movie!"
Unable to hide his grin, Arthur scooped up the tiny kids and carried them to the car, buckling them into their carseats. Once they were settled, he climbed into the driver's seat and pulled out of the driveway. He could hear the boys playing adventures with their action figures in the backseat. One of Alfred's flaws was always making Matthew be the villain, but for once he shared the title of hero with his brother.
The trio got to the theater and went inside. Due to Arthur's high status, he got the management to allow them to view the movie in 3D and an empty theater with free food. Alfred had huge stack of various candies that were gone before the movie was even half-way over, but Matthew had a box of Junior Mints that he managed to nurse all through the show and even into the ride home.
Both kids were singing happily on the way home, cheering up Arthur even though he hated to think about how much work he missed. The brit checked the time, and realized he was late to a world meeting.
"Uh, boys? Would you like to attend a meeting with me?" he asked, checking the rearview mirror.
"Oui papa!" Matthew cried, but his voice was drowned out by Alfred's "Yes! Can we can we can we?"
"You have to be quiet, ok boys?" Arthur said, pulling into the parking lot. He was right on time, but in his mind that meant he was fifteen minutes late. The twins loaded all their car toys into a bag, and Arthur carried it in. Because he had the box in one hand, and Matthew's hand in his other, Arthur had Alfred open all the doors for them.
Everyone stared as they walked in, and Ludwig gave an irritated sigh. "First vee have to babysit mien bruder, now two kinder?"
"Oi wanker, they begged to see that new movie, and then I was late. Wait, you said Gilbert was here? Can he watch them for me?"
Ludwig gaped at Arthur, but Gilbert grinned and sauntered over.
"I'm awesome enough to handle to kidos, don't worry bushy brows!" he said, crouching down to eye level with the twins. Both blonds were fascinated yet terrified of him, mainly because of his scarlet eyes. Nervously, Matthew let go of Arthur's hand.
"Salut Oncle Gil," he whispered.
"Hi birdie," Gilbert whispered back, calling Matthew by the nickname he had given him when he was very little.
Matthew smiled, which told Alfred that it was ok to run forward and tackle their self-proclaimed 'uncle'. Giggling, Arthur set the box of toys on the floor. Gilbert hoisted Alfred up on his shoulders and picked up the box with one hand.
"Birdie," he whispered to Matthew, "Wanna help me carry this box?"
Grinning, Matthew ran up and pushed on the side of it. Balancing the kid on his shoulders, Gilbert strolled to the back of the room, making the occasional grunt to show Matthew how much trouble he was having with the box.
During the meeting, Ludwig had to yell at the three in the back of the room for being too loud.
