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Scene 1: Self-pitying pathetic Romeo
Benvolio: Romeo, wherefore dost thou shed your tears
Romeo: I sit here sniveling because Rosaline does not love me! Oh Stars! Why have thou brought fate upon me! I shall die if Rosaline will not love me, speared through like a wriggling worm! Fate! There is nothing I can do- my actions do not matter, fate has decided. I do not like to take responsibility for my actions, so where else to put the blame but fate! But wait! This is turning into a soliloquy! Benvolio, my man! Did I see my dear father leaving hence!
Benvolio: Ay, you did. And he is sorry for you Romeo, though he knows not what ails you. Why don't you come to Capulet's ball this night, where you may [check out] other beauties. You will certainly forget all about Rosaline [aside] Because I know how emotionally unstable you are and how quick your fancy changes.
Romeo: Ah! My love's face- I will never forget her-
Benvolio: [aside] liar!
Romeo: what?
Benvolio: forget it
Romeo: to continue: Ah! Rosaline, her beauty pangs my heart! She will not love me nor any other! I do not know her at all, I admit, but I have seen her face, and that is enough for me to fall in love because I am emotionally disturbed.
Benvolio: come, we must go, there is a giant worm from Dune attacking a man over there!
Romeo: what?
Benvolio: forget it, come on.
[Exeunt]
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Scene 1: Self-pitying pathetic Romeo
Benvolio: Romeo, wherefore dost thou shed your tears
Romeo: I sit here sniveling because Rosaline does not love me! Oh Stars! Why have thou brought fate upon me! I shall die if Rosaline will not love me, speared through like a wriggling worm! Fate! There is nothing I can do- my actions do not matter, fate has decided. I do not like to take responsibility for my actions, so where else to put the blame but fate! But wait! This is turning into a soliloquy! Benvolio, my man! Did I see my dear father leaving hence!
Benvolio: Ay, you did. And he is sorry for you Romeo, though he knows not what ails you. Why don't you come to Capulet's ball this night, where you may [check out] other beauties. You will certainly forget all about Rosaline [aside] Because I know how emotionally unstable you are and how quick your fancy changes.
Romeo: Ah! My love's face- I will never forget her-
Benvolio: [aside] liar!
Romeo: what?
Benvolio: forget it
Romeo: to continue: Ah! Rosaline, her beauty pangs my heart! She will not love me nor any other! I do not know her at all, I admit, but I have seen her face, and that is enough for me to fall in love because I am emotionally disturbed.
Benvolio: come, we must go, there is a giant worm from Dune attacking a man over there!
Romeo: what?
Benvolio: forget it, come on.
[Exeunt]
If you think its dumb, okay, but it'll get better, please review