Zim was not in a position that an average alien would find pleasant. As a matter of fact an average human wouldn't be very comfortable there either. He was strapped to a cold, steel, medical table. Heavy metal shackles were around his wrists and ankles making sure that what ever the human in the room did to him, he would not be able to stop it. The human that had restrained him was standing in the corner holding a clipboard and a duffel bag, and was wearing a white lab coat.
Zim turned his head and closed his eyes mentally preparing for the 'tests' that would shortly befall him. The black duffel bag landed at his feet, the sound of metal striking metal could easily be heard coming from the bag.
"Do your worst hyuman, the mighty ZIM can take whatever you've got!" said Zim taunting his captor.
"Are you sure? I have a pretty big probe." She said with a sadistic smile on her face.
Magenta eyes widened at the sight of the large metal rod.
"Computer... flip him over." The computer did it's job and now Zim was lying face down on the table.
As the probe lowered towards Zim's snorglepex, four robotic spider legs flew out of Zim's pak and launched Gaz across the floor. They then cut threw the shackles with the lasers located on the tip. Free from his restraints Zim reached into the duffel bag and pulled out a large cannon. Gaz rose from the floor just in time to be blasted by Zim. The large cannon launched an apparatus that securely holds it's targets arms behind their backs.
Zim had successfully turned the tables. He was now free and his captor was sitting restrained against a wall. Zim walked towards Gaz picking up the probe along the way. He pushed her lab coat off of her shoulders revealing the black tank top beneath.
"It's your turn to get acquainted with Mr. Probey."
Gaz walked up the stairs to her brothers room, and tossed the probe next to him on the bed.
"Where did you find my probe?" Asked Dib.
"Me and Zim needed to use it for something."
"What?"
"Sniff it."
A/N Yup. Zim and Gaz like it like that. Pretty freaky huh. Any who, if you haven't already read "Real DATR" you might be interested in that. It is Dib and Tak and much more tame. It is also much more awkward for the people involved. One final thing, If anyone has a pairing that they want me to do I'd like to hear them, as these are really fun to write.