The price of drinking
Justice Uchiha: First fanfic on the net soo yea this was written on a day when i hate pure sugar coated sugar so it might suck or be CRAZY! haha enjooy.
Sasuke and Naruto are walking home from a party. Wait lets rephrase that Sasuke was walking, Naruto was stumbling around like an idiot.
"Hey Naruto " Sasuke said " I don't think that nice and fruity drink Kakashi sensei gave you was soda" "rrr really? haha oops?" he answered in a slur. "Nice job Kakashi" Sasuke muttered.
They reached Naruto's apartment Sasuke was to sleep over he pushed Naruto in and ran to the t.v.
"hhey Sasuke im going to the bathroom" Naruto said "yeah whatever " Sasuke mumbled totally absorbed in a repeat of Inuyasha.
When suddenly…..
"AHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU SASUKE!" Naruto screamed. "In your room?" Sasuke said not sure what was happening. "Which room the room of madness or the room of death?" Naruto asked again. "W what? You only have one room it isn't that big you know" Sasuke pointed out, Naruto came in screaming "
Im ON FIRE!"
"No yyou aren't do you want me to get help?" he said edging to the door, 'slowly,carefully ….. almost… there' he thought.
Just as Sasuke was about to make a run for it Naruto pinned him to a wall with a kunai to his neck.
" You know N Naruto the saying guns and alcohol don't mix? I think that applies to kunai too" he stuttered.
"Did you speak to the weasel?" Naruto whispered.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Sasuke yelled.
Naruto threw another kunai rite beside Sasuke's face. "DID YOU SPEAK TO THE WEASAL ?" Naruto asked again.
"nno?" Sasuke replied.
"FOOL! I am the weasel!" Naruto said in a creepy voice ( A/N:he same voice the weasel would probably use if it was real!) "Oh CMON how was I supposed to know that?" "Sasuke… im naked" Naruto whispered. Sasuke looked and….
"AHHHHHHH WHY KAKASHI SENSEI WHY!"
"DON"T TALK TO THE WEASEL!"
Justice: ookk is probabley wat your all thinking so if you are then your doing exactly wat i want u to hypnosis works on the internet too.
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